Look before you leap

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: yo
From: “Timothy Monahan” timmonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Nov 15 2001 12:48:47 AM -0500

so i met nick from CA today.

i actually im’d him thinking he was thess…it was rather embarassing. i was
making what i thought was a clever comment about what i thought was a post from heretic, by thess.

i thought thess was fucking around with this crackhead girl from WA by saying she was a guy named nick who worked in a book store in cali. i thought that was wet-your-pants funny, because the other girls was crazzier than a shit-house rat, etc. so i im’d who i thought was thess saying “is this nick from the bookstore? did’t we go to high school togeher” thinking i’d make her laugh… but the joke was on me because the orignal post i read was really nick and not thess. anywho. that’s what i get for:

1)trying to impress thess with a clever im
2 being too lazzy to read the bios and stuff on heretic

anyway. thess is pretty cute, in that redhead webcam way. glad you agree about Requiem and the 5 seconds of “ass to ass” (as the old man in the suit so eloquently requests of jennifer connelly).
are you planning on getting a dvd writtable drive? any idea how much blanks are gonna cost (how much will it be to dub dvd’s)

Cheers
tim the alpha male
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Actually, the first time i read that post, i thought it was by Thess too.

Only after a few minutes into it did i bother to check who wrote the post. And to my complete and utter horror, it was Nick’s. So all my heterosexual love for that post and it’s author totally went sour because it was directed towards a guy.

You IM-flirting with Nick thinking it was Thess. Me loving Nick post thinking it was Thess.

Same difference.

What have i learned from this horrific ordeal?

Always check who wrote the post.

5 thoughts on “Look before you leap

  1. I AM A SEXY BITCH!!!

    (…now if only I could get chicks to lust after me. =\)

    #1 | Comment by Nick — November 16, 2001 @ 3:10 am

  2. Aw, I do feel for the poor girl. I’d consider being her friend, if she’d have me. Besides, I like to hear people vent. Why else would I read all these E/N sites, hmm?

    #2 | Comment by Banana — November 16, 2001 @ 4:13 am

  3. Nick WISHES he was me. Not everybody can be an ugly redhead whore.

    Nick, yo momma a ho.

    #3 | Comment by thess — November 16, 2001 @ 2:27 pm

  4. *sigh*

    You’re right. I am potential cam whore, but alas, I am deprived.

    Woe is me and shit.

    #4 | Comment by Nick — November 17, 2001 @ 9:42 am

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U poor fool

    #5 | Comment by Jen — November 19, 2001 @ 2:03 am

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