Well, as you can see…I’M BACK! It’s been such a long time (to me anyway) since i’ve last posted (September 2nd at last count) and boy do i feel ‘out of shape’ posting-wise. Expect my posting ‘skills’ (if you call em that) to be slightly…how do you say…crap for a coupla days. Anyway to bring you up to speed (if you too lazy to go read the archives to find out what’s been happening in my sad (?) sad (!) life so far) i’m no longer in Brunei anymore and i’m currently in Malaysia studying at Western Michigan University (?? WTF? WMU in Malaysia? It’s a twinning thing. I’ll be doing a WMU course in Malaysia for 2 (two) years and then i’ll be shipped (well not exactly shipped per say) to Michigan for another 2 (two) years after that).
The reason i haven’t been updating for the past 3 weeks or so is because i haven’t been able to find a PC with FTP on it. The crusty PC’s here at the college/university suck ass and although i’m fortunate enough that they do have free internet access with no restrictions (i don’t really know if you can surf porn or anything but i’m not inclined to try it out myself…not at school anyway). Anyway, i finally found a way to update. I just install FTP programs on all the PC’s that i like to use. Haha. Not only in schools but also in the numerous cybercafes nearby the campus. Heh. Anyway, college/university (i’m still confused as to where i am…on one hand i’m enrolled in the WMU(niversity) program and on the other hand, the WMU program is based in the Sunway College over here in Malaysia) has been pretty sweet so far. The classes are piss easy. I only have 4 (four) classes a week from Monday to Thursday. I basically have a long weekend off every week. I have 2 (two) classes a day (8:30am – 10:30am and 3:30am – 5:00pm) and i live in the very very crusty dorm. The dorm i stayed at in my previous school was a veritable hotel compared to the slum i’m living in right now. But i’ll live. The only thing that saves my dorm experience here from being a living nightmare (no air conditioning, no hot water, mosquitoes at night etc etc…) are my housemates or roommates or whatever you wanna call em. They’re fucking awesome. Every night, all we ever do is play Dreamcast till at least 4 am. The people here that i’ve met so far are sadly less superior to me. Almost 68.75684% of the people i’ve met so far are just plain…how do you say…dumbasses. Dumbshits more like. And if they’re not dumbshits/dumbasses, they either annoying or ultra cringe worthy. Words fail to describe this one guy i saw. I have no fucking clue what his name is but he annoys the fuck outta me…and i don’t even know the guy! He has his hair slicked to the side of his head, he’s fat(-ish), and he doesn’t walk…he practically bounces. And that fucking grin of his…ARGH…somebody put this guy out of MY misery!
Thankfully not ALL the people i’ve met are like that. For one, my housemates are fucking cool, the people from other dorms rooms that drop by everyday are fucking cool (our dorm room is practically ‘where it’s at’) and there’s this one guy Larry who’s from WMU in the states who finishing off his last semester here at WMU in Malaysia, welll he’s fucking cool too. I also met up with Majid’s brother who’s studying here in WMU and he seems fucking cool. And the chicks…oh man….let me tell you…it’s fucking GREAT studying in a school where the girls to guys ratio is 2:1. There’s basically twice as many girls as there are guys. Actually i take that back. They aren’t girls. They’re women. Fully developed women. No more 13 – 17 year olds chicks running around school unlike my previous school. Uni is where it all happens baby. Yeahhhh.
There’s this one girl….she looks fuckin EXACTLY like Tara Reid. You know…the chick in American Pie/Urban Legend….i mean…this girl (okay, i know i said they were women but for the sake of simplicity, i’ll just call em girls), she looks EXACTLY like Tara Reid. The resemblence is fucking uncanny man. And also..in every class i have, i always try to sit next to this girl who i think has a set of the nicest/hottest legs i’ve seen (she wore a skirt that had a split once) and there’s this one other girl who…if my eyes didn’t deceive me at the time…has a tattoo right above the crack of her ass. Despite me not really liking tattoos on girls, I kept staring at the damn thing. This school is ‘crrrrrazy mannnn’ (in the immortal words of Larry Bradley Jr. the WMU dude from Michigan). Everywhere i look, there’s bound to be hot chicks around. Like fully developed ones too. Physically AND mentally. No more 13 – 17 year old girls bullshit that i’ve been subjected to like in my old school. Haha.
Anyway, shit….i’ve written a lotta crap so far. Should i go on? Are you even still reading this? Nevertheless, i’ll keep writing. Hmm…i don’t really know if i can update as frequently as i did before but i’ll try my very very best provided that you the reader keep coming back for more of my patented (not really) daily dose of bullshit (really). Oh yeah…surpisingly, i’ve been checking my hit stats and i see that even though i haven’t been updating for the past 2 weeks or so….i still receive hits from all you ‘loyal’ (?) followers. Thanks alot for that. Although it’s only usually within the 20 – 50 hits a day range, i’m still happy. Now lets see that number shoot up to 150 – 200 shall we? Heheh.
Okay, i’m all outta ideas. Till next time.