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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: God’s pissed…
From: “EJ Web Design” webmaster@ejweb.com
Date: Thu, Nov 15 2001 5:33:05 AM -0500
Greetings,
Tis I, VanGogh, from PleasantJourneys.com. I received an email today from a guy calling himself “The Light”. The Light informed me in no uncertain terms that he had viewed my site, and found it offensive. He said I had fallen off of God’s path, and I was surely damned unless I repented and dedicated my site, and my life, to Jesus. AT first I thought it was just a stunt for a site plug, but he listed no site. I was left with the undeniable conclusion that I had a nut job on my hands. So I did what any good webmaster would do. I sent him to bug someone else.
This is the reply that I sent him:
“If you think a Pleasant Journeys is damned, you should go to FUBAR ( ). Your halo will REALLY get bent out of shape then.”
Anyway, just thought I’d warn you that there is a wacko on the loose, and I sent him your way. Consider it an early Christmas present.
VanGogh
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Hahaha. Offensive doesn’t even begin to describe what this site is.
Here. How about some ‘offensive’ Christy Chung pictures?
PLEASE DON’T SUE.
Okay, so the website’s not mine. But heck, like a leech who stays in your house, eats your food and oggles at your mums ass, I’m there often. So I get to say it’s mine. Some people say it’s stupid. So fine, I’m a stupid moron. But I don’t fuck dolls and oggle at dads. So stupid is okay with me.
Christy rocks. I’m from Malaysia. Lots of chinese. They rock my world ( and if I’m lucky, some interesting parts of my anatomy ). But most of em lack boobs. Christy has boobs. Nice boobs. See boobs. See boobs run. Boobs … bleh
( Falls in epileptic shakes and can’t help as hand reach an unnamed organ and begins to furiously shake )
…. I think Justin’s wanker. Hey, dats a compliment.
#1 | Comment by BoobsArouseTheHouse — April 26, 2004 @ 6:32 am