Kitty Pryde!!!!

So i went and saw X Men 3 the other day. I thought it was alright. Best parts?

1. “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!
2. Naked (PG-13) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
3. Ellen Page!

Me likey Ellen Page.

What didn’t i like? Cyclops getting EVEN LESS screen time than he did in X2 and the bullshit tacked on extra ending after the end credits (you did stick around till after the credits didn’t you?).

Anyhow, just so you know, there’s gonna be an X4, despite the fact that it’s only supposed to be a trilogy. Last Stand my ass.

So anyway, i downloaded the Hard Candy trailer onto my XBOX 360 (via the XBOX Live Marketplace) about a week ago and was pretty surprised that they even put up that trailer on there. It’s not exactly the type of movie trailer i’d expect to be seeing on the Marketplace (i think the movie is about a pedophile!!!). But hey, thanks anyway Microsoft! Otherwise i wouldn’t have ever known about the chick playing Kitty Pryde, actually being the same chick i saw in the Hard Candy trailer a week before!

I think she was 17 when she made Hard Candy. She plays a 14 year old in it. Who hooks up with some 32 year old pedo photographer she met online. Or something like that. I dunno. I haven’t seen the movie yet but it looks cool! The description of the movie on the Live Marketplace says it’s “Lolita… with a bite!” or something.

I fapped to Dominique Swain in Lolita. True story.

66 thoughts on “Kitty Pryde!!!!

  1. Justin’s alive?

    #1 | Comment by Horatio — May 29, 2006 @ 7:10 pm

  2. I vote i take over the site … and get rid of Justin’s ass…

    #2 | Comment by JoJosStalker — May 29, 2006 @ 7:25 pm

  3. M’Fer’s Alive???

    According to, in Hard Candy she um, possibly does some not nice things to the pedo.

    Justin, you gonna bail like TJNR? Some suggestions for Justin/Fubar 3.0 – – – – …

    #3 | Comment by BobBobson — May 29, 2006 @ 7:32 pm

  4. Definitely check out Hard Candy, it’s got some cringe worthy moments. Page is great in it. Also catch Brick if you can, great modern day film noir.

    #4 | Comment by nin — May 29, 2006 @ 7:32 pm

  5. It originally wasn’t supposed to be called ‘Last’ anything. However, Hollywood decided tacking sequel numbers, especially 3, on to a movie means death at the box office. So they tricked us by calling it: X-Men: Last Stand.

    It never was supposed to be a final of a trilogy. There will be a Wolverine movie AND most likely another X-film.
    Zomg another X3 review!

    #5 | Comment by smash — May 29, 2006 @ 8:26 pm

  6. Hard Candy is pretty fun. It’s about a pedo…but a very sorry pedo. She’s great in it. Brick is better though. I’ve been pushing that on in people’s faces for over a year now.

    X3 sucked. Too much Halle Berry and Beast and the whole Angel parts were ultimately dispensable.

    Wolverine prequel is next. Better writer on it than this piece of crap had. QUIT HIRING SIMON KINBERG! I don’t care how jewish he is he can’t write for shit you racist assholes!

    #6 | Comment by eamon angelface — May 29, 2006 @ 9:55 pm

  7. Kitty Pryde is indeed hot…as is Anna Paquin 😛

    #7 | Comment by Rappy — May 29, 2006 @ 9:55 pm

  8. funny justin should post about this, and then #4 should make that comment.

    i was gonna do a hard candy/brick double review post…two of the best movies i’ve seen in 2006 so far.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 29, 2006 @ 10:30 pm

  9. Er.. does this mean you’re back?

    #9 | Comment by DaRk_4n6eL — May 29, 2006 @ 11:08 pm

  10. X-Men: The Last Stand does not suck. It won’t be revered like Batman Begins or X2, but it’s got plenty of action to satisfy fans. It’s impossible to deny that this film, with either a better script or a different director, could have had a much greater depth. It needed an extra 20 minutes of story, but what is here is entertaining. Go see the film, then look for Bryan Singer’s take on what he would have done with X3 when he pens Ultimate X-Men either later this year or early 2007.


    #10 | Comment by kayenjames — May 29, 2006 @ 11:11 pm

  11. IS there a site on the web anywhere that has a video of the clip at the end, after the credits?? I didn’t know anything was at the end and left. I really want to see it or have someone explain it for me. Thanks!

    #11 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — May 29, 2006 @ 11:13 pm


    if you stick around after the credits, there’s another coda to the story. it’s of moira mactaggart tending to a bandaged patient. yes, it’s charles xavier, back from the dead!

    which is bullshit! bullshit!!


    #12 | Comment by Justin — May 29, 2006 @ 11:19 pm

  13. okay everyone, this is for #11, since he asked for it…for the rest of you:


    remember the patient dr. moira mctaggart showed via teleconference to professor x’s class? man with no higher brain function, no conscious mind? he asks class about the morals/ethics of putting another mind into that body. basically after credits, dr. mctaggart is shown checking on him, and you hear xavier’s voice, “moira?” 😮


    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 29, 2006 @ 11:24 pm

  14. Putting spoilers in here this soon is in bad taste.

    #14 | Comment by smash — May 30, 2006 @ 12:03 am

  15. Nice to hear from you, Justin. See ya again in five weeks!

    And the spoiler- yeah, bad, I saw it as soon as I paged down- c’mon, people, “comic book death” has it’s own wikipedia entry! Did anyone really need the coda?

    #15 | Comment by tool — May 30, 2006 @ 3:49 am

  16. the kitty pryde in the second X-Men film was hotter

    #16 | Comment by Wulf — May 30, 2006 @ 5:07 am

  17. When I saw the movie all I could keep thinking about was that post Justin made about going to the movies a while back. It was hell. Idiots were laughing at the dumbest parts, parts not even ment to be funny. Like when the people invaded the forest camp that turned out to be the wrong one, the guy in front of me just couldnt stop laughing. These two fucking kids behind me wouldnt stop talking at the top of their lungs about who each of the characters were, and the guy next to me kept licking his fingers (seriously). I will not go back to the movies for a long time.

    #17 | Comment by Bryce — May 30, 2006 @ 5:25 am

  18. They should do an AgeOfApocalypse trilogy. So they technically aren’t continuing this current trilogy but still have the option of extending the franchise.

    #18 | Comment by JohnnyBravo — May 30, 2006 @ 6:56 am

  19. cyclops didn’t get screen time because cyclops is a pussy, and no one wants to watch a pussy mutant.

    #19 | Comment by heapy — May 30, 2006 @ 7:08 am

  20. #14: Cry more, n00b!

    #20 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 30, 2006 @ 8:25 am

  21. I get so annoyed when I see someone who likes adolescent underage girls described as a pedophile. Sorry, that’s an ephebophile, not a pedophile. A pedophile only likes prepubescent children–kids who haven’t hit puberty yet. An ephebophile likes teenagers, basically…so usually underage girls who are at reproductive age, but society says are off limits. 14 year old girls fall under the ephebophile’s range…she would likely have to be 12 and under for it to be technically pedophilia, although with girls developing earlier now, there are girls as young as 10 having menarche and breasts large enough to require actual, and not just training, bras. This blurs the issue a bit…so I tend to use the typical cutoff age of 13 when dealing with the official paraphilia distinction of pedophilia/ephebophilia.

    #21 | Comment by MK Ultra — May 30, 2006 @ 9:11 am

  22. It’s Treena Lahey, from the Trailer Park Boys! She used to hang out with Ricky all the time, which used to piss off her father Mr. Lahey.

    Justin, if you want to see a younger version of Ellen Page.. then check out the first and second seasons of Trailer Park Boys. She was only 13-15 back then. I might even get them myself and maybe put up some screenshots for ya.

    Anyway, now that she’s 18, I can safely say I’d absolutely, positively, bone her.

    #22 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — May 30, 2006 @ 9:12 am

  23. #16, seriously your graphic is hilarious! Not that I’m in favor of Nazis, any South Park fan would know Adolf Cartman is a joke.

    #14, don’t read the spoilers. Don’t read the reviews for that matter. If you want to be totally surpised live in a cave in the mountains.

    There are so many hotties in that movie that even Halle Berry is easy to overlook. That’s saying alot.

    #23 | Comment by alrighty — May 30, 2006 @ 9:21 am

  24. I’m pregnant with Justin’s baby

    #24 | Comment by JoJo — May 30, 2006 @ 10:23 am

  25. #21 is an ephebophile

    #25 | Comment by Justin — May 30, 2006 @ 12:31 pm

  26. #25 it takes one to know one,

    Ephebophilia,legalize it!

    #26 | Comment by Crackpot Live O_X — May 30, 2006 @ 1:56 pm

  27. Kitty Pryde was born in a trailer park 🙂

    Treena Lahey (Ellen Page) 1
    Treena Lahey (Ellen Page) 2
    Treena Lahey (Ellen Page) 3
    Treena Lahey (Ellen Page) 4
    Treena Lahey (Ellen Page) 5

    Not the best quality pics, but it should appeal to the ephebophiles here who might want to see a 14 year old Ellen Page.

    #27 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — May 30, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

  28. Thank you 12 and 13, I was wondering what they were doing with that guy in the movie and now I know.

    #28 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — May 30, 2006 @ 7:52 pm

  29. Hi, this is DZK. I’ve written numerous songs on the topic of ephebophilia. I am a freakin’ connoisseur! Long live HS girls.

    Direct MP3 Download of Highschool Girls (right click, save as)

    The “Haley” songs from

    #29 | Comment by DZK — May 31, 2006 @ 2:10 am

  30. #27- sorry boys but that’s just too young to find attractive.

    But maybe it’s just the floral dress…

    #30 | Comment by alrighty — May 31, 2006 @ 7:22 am

  31. #30 she was 14 years old in those pics, which I thought would be appropriate for a site that’s known to feature a 13 year old Jojo and a 14 year old Stephanie from Lazytown. So why not a 14 year old Ellen Page back when she was first starting her acting career?

    …and yes that dress is pretty fucked up. That’s why in the last image Ricky was giving her his pants, which she wears in later episodes.

    #31 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — May 31, 2006 @ 8:15 am

  32. ^^^
    don’t forget a 14-15 year old mackenzie rosman.


    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 31, 2006 @ 8:35 am

  33. Ah yes… I remember Mackenzie Rosman giving her father the “come hither” look while she did that sexy dance. Damn that was some hot. Lucky her older brother didn’t walk in on that. Who knows what he would have done?

    #33 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — May 31, 2006 @ 10:46 am

  34. #19, ..”cyclops didn’t get screen time because cyclops is a pussy, and no one wants to watch a pussy mutant.”

    Maybe, but a Mutant Pussy… Now that would be something fucking awesome… As long as it didn’t like shoot laser beams at your penis.

    #34 | Comment by SpankMonkey — May 31, 2006 @ 10:51 am

  35. here is the ending movie for those who missed it like me

    #35 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — May 31, 2006 @ 11:14 am

  36. click for end of x-3

    #36 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — May 31, 2006 @ 11:15 am

  37. Justin is your friend.

    #37 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 31, 2006 @ 4:28 pm

  38. Tho, apparently, HTML is not his friend.

    #38 | Comment by smash — June 1, 2006 @ 1:29 am

  39. Justin

    #39 | Comment by lneh — June 1, 2006 @ 2:29 am

  40. wow justin’s here atleast.i kept searching for justin + fubar on google once a week.
    whats up justin?you hardly get fans for just blogging nowadays anymore.but for that too atleast u hav to post some good stuff?
    dont u think so?

    #40 | Comment by justin fan — June 1, 2006 @ 4:44 am

  41. Was I the only one that thought she looked like punky brewster?

    #41 | Comment by stucco — June 1, 2006 @ 5:01 am

  42. Not to change subject but…….. OMG! Hayden in a cheerleader uniform in Bring it On 3 I may or most probly fap to it and so will Justin.

    #42 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 1, 2006 @ 2:10 pm



    #43 | Comment by JoJo — June 1, 2006 @ 5:10 pm

  44. Hard candy hurt my balls. True story.

    Creepy film, looks like a automobile advertisment.

    #44 | Comment by mo-boobies — June 1, 2006 @ 10:03 pm

  45. Figures it would take a pedo movie to get Justin posting again.

    #45 | Comment by Bill Clay — June 1, 2006 @ 11:01 pm

  46. i have hard candy in my pants

    #46 | Comment by Justin — June 1, 2006 @ 11:50 pm

  47. i have scissors in my purse

    #47 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 2, 2006 @ 3:29 am

  48. you’re gonna need a steak knife

    #48 | Comment by turtle — June 2, 2006 @ 3:39 am

  49. I have a rock in my pocket… rock beats scissors

    #49 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — June 2, 2006 @ 4:48 am

  50. #46 – Justin has two peanut M&M’s and a half eaten Tootsie Roll in his pants.

    Nice to see you posting again.

    #50 | Comment by Smiley — June 2, 2006 @ 6:51 am

  51. I rate the three X movies as suckier, suck and suckiest, in that order. Nowhere near as good as they should have been. McG needs to do these. Or someone that knows how to shoot a fight scene.

    #51 | Comment by The Pope — June 2, 2006 @ 7:35 am

  52. I miss angelbaby 🙁

    #52 | Comment by missing angelbaby — June 2, 2006 @ 8:19 am

  53. #51 – Why are you hating? The only movie you’ve ever shot is that little stalker flick of Justin you did in 2004.

    #53 | Comment by alrighty — June 2, 2006 @ 12:30 pm

  54. The problem with these x-men movies is steering too close to reality . . . well a reality with fire boys and naked blue chicks, but you know what I mean. Mine the comics, people. Show me some freaking brood! Do the inferno storyline and get me some demons! Mr. Sinister played by, I don’t know, the Rock. Yeah, now we’re cooking. And throw in an aborignal guy who swings his magical doo-hickey to teleport the X-men to . . . anywhere, I don’t care.

    #54 | Comment by Fredrick — June 2, 2006 @ 12:38 pm

  55. By and large, the X-Men series has always been ‘what if’ based in ‘reality’. And the compelling stories were always ‘dramatic’.

    Personally, I prefer those greatly over the overly action packed stories … and even more so on the big screen.

    #55 | Comment by smash — June 2, 2006 @ 8:51 pm

  56. Good points, good points. And those are exactly the reasons that the so called “critics” don’t like the X-Men series. Too action packed with too many characters. Well that is what we want to see. It pleases the masses and in the end we decide what are good movies, by paying for them at the theatres and video stores, and not those artsy-fartsy critics.

    #56 | Comment by alrighty — June 3, 2006 @ 7:34 am

  57. #56 – Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong, and quality, and whatever else. Right?

    #57 | Comment by guy — June 3, 2006 @ 9:04 am

  58. #57 speaks the truth! smash IS the “sole earthly judge of right and wrong”

    #58 | Comment by Coolstream — June 4, 2006 @ 3:42 am

  59. […] I was reading Justin’s post on X3: The Last Stand (in which I watched and didn’t quite like how it went with the deaths and everything, but I enjoyed watching it nonetheless) and hey, there’s gonna be X4! There was a clip right at the end of the credits, boo hoo for those of us who didn’t stay, that showed that Charles Xavier is alive. Click! […]

    #59 | Pingback by seventh life » Blog Archive » X3 spoilers ahead — June 4, 2006 @ 12:27 pm

  60. hey justin, or AngleBaby. Why dont you two put your heads together and try to russtle up the “Charlotte Amalie High School sex tape”? For educational purposes of course. I promise not to fap to it, seeing how federal law has deemed sex between a sophmore and a junior “child pronografy”.

    #60 | Comment by filthyfish — June 5, 2006 @ 12:34 am

  61. It’s hot outside, which is making it hot inside.


    #61 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 5, 2006 @ 6:29 am

  62. Thanks for the heads up, #42. Bring It On 3 is now officially a must-own.

    #62 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — June 10, 2006 @ 3:35 am

  63. (And, also, the greatest trilogy since…Poison Ivy? Cruel Intentions?)

    #63 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — June 10, 2006 @ 3:36 am

  64. I finally grabbed those clips from the first episode of the Trailer Park Boys that Ellen Page was featured in.

    #64 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — June 11, 2006 @ 5:53 pm

  65. Wow!!!!!!

    She looked hot in that Hard Candy sports bra!!!

    And in that floral dress..

    now where’s my lube..

    #65 | Comment by Wolfkiller — November 4, 2006 @ 8:05 am

  66. She could have passed for a preteen boy for 80% of Hard Candy. The 2 sports bra scenes are so quick ya gotta slow mo them, or pause just to get a decent look. I would say if you gotta see it or Ghost Cat, try and see em for free.

    #66 | Comment by Junior Luvs Goatsex — November 4, 2006 @ 12:02 pm

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