AAAHHH.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: login id
From: “nick pangelinan”
Date: Tue, Nov 27 2001 5:37:32 PM +1000
i was reading youre post about logging into youre site and i was wondering
,so can any one just request to sign up or do you give special access
permission. is there an entrance exam?
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Why do people want to log into my site?? Seriously, there are NO Olsen twins pictures back there!
Actually, there’re only 5 people out there who have access to this site. Will (who can never seem to remember his own password) has full access, there’s dead Zil. She’s dead. There’s the always wonderful Thess. I <3 her. She's great. There's also Nick and of course, there’s the mysterious FMPS2002. Who in reality is just Bence. He runs this site called CNN or some shit like that.
And they all have breasts in one way or another. Well except for Will. He just looks like Gary Oldman.
“EEEEEEEVVVVVVERRRRYYYYOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!” – Gary Oldman, Leon The Professional.
They’re not exactly ‘members’ per say. It’s not like i have multiple posters on the site or anything. I just give them access to it so they can post here whenever they like. They don’t have an obligation to post here everyday. I’d like to think of them as ‘freelance posters’. I’ve especially chosen these people to be able to post here because i know i’m bigger than all of them and i don’t have to worry about them stealing my thunder. Har har.
I’m just kidding okay.
Actually no, i chose them because they all are special (not in a retarded way). And because most of them have breasts. In one way or another. And also because it’s always good to have a Gary Oldman lookalike have full access to your site.
I need a wittier closing to this post.
wait. is stacey stalking you now? because that’s unheard of. stacey is always the stalkee.
#1 | Comment by regine — November 28, 2001 @ 3:24 am