Britney vs. Christina

So the former Princesses of Pop held New Year’s Eve parties…Xtina’s in NYC and Brit’s in Vegas (that alone should give you some hint of where this is headed). Let’s just say that back when the girls were in their early years of fame, I never would have guessed where things would be today. Who knew “Dirrty” Miss Aguilera would end up being the classier one, all things being relative?

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Is Britney trying to quit smoking or something? She’s got that wad of gum in her mouth pretty much everytime I’ve seen her recently. And that dress she got tarted up in, that’s one you’ve gotta shave to wear in public…and I don’t mean your legs.

VERDICT: I’m never getting knocked up.

30 thoughts on “Britney vs. Christina

  1. The unpossible happened.

    Christina is less skanky and more fuckable than Britney.

    #1 | Comment by smash — January 3, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

  2. Angelbaby, anyone who quotes Ford Fairlane is OK by me.

    #2 | Comment by spankmonkey — January 3, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

  3. ive always loved christina. and i saw this form a mile away.

    xtina FTW!

    #3 | Comment by Xan — January 4, 2007 @ 12:11 am

  4. Talk about a short-term memory! Britney Spears has been on this “bender” for like two months. Christina Aguilera was pulling this shit for nearly her entire career before finally settling down with an ugly husband that she could cheat on. In fact, Aguilera STARTED this “independent woman” BS as an excuse to be a skank. Spears was no saint before marrying FedEx, but she was no where near Aguilera in the skank department. Even accounting for Spears’ recent skylarkings and tomfoolery, she’s still got a long way to go before becoming a Aguilera-grade skank.

    All skankness/class aside, I’d still take Britney over Christina anyday. First and foremost, Britney’s naturally prettier than Christina. Christina’s always under a pound of make-up and looks plastic. Second, Christina has a bad boobjob — all the Britney boob-talk is media hype and overspeculation, get over it. Third, Britney has a shaved pussy. Christina probably does too but I don’t care cuz I ain’t seen it.

    #4 | Comment by Tony — January 4, 2007 @ 12:20 am

  5. …I wouldn’t kick XTina out of bed, don’t get me wrong – and at what, 5 foot nothing, she’s not too intimidating unless she tries gnawing at your ankles – but she’s had the dirty skank image as a part of her career for a while. Unlike Britney, she’s okay with admitting it and embracing it.

    Britney, on the other hand? I wouldn’t fuck her with Justin’s dick and three boxes of Trojans. Eew.

    Haha, I just made you think about Justin’s dick.

    #5 | Comment by Duffman — January 4, 2007 @ 12:32 am

  6. Hey, remember when Mandy Moore was like a third-tier Britney Spears and a second-tier Christina Ag-you-lare-ah? Times sure have changed.

    #6 | Comment by zomg — January 4, 2007 @ 1:02 am

  7. totally disagree with #4.

    #7 | Comment by Xan — January 4, 2007 @ 1:34 am

  8. …i guess i can give my reason why.

    Christina is classier, always was, even when she was going throw her dirty phase. and in almost ever pic, especially now. her make-up is very light, except for her lipstick, which is hot on her. and Britney, especially when she smiles, looks like she has down syndrome.

    #8 | Comment by Xan — January 4, 2007 @ 1:37 am

  9. I think the difference goes beyond class. Christina either has a brain, or her PR/management people keep her much more under control. Christina’s “nasty” phase was nothing like the mess Britney has made of her life in the past few years.

    #9 | Comment by Abathur — January 4, 2007 @ 2:08 am

  10. #9. is smart.

    #10 | Comment by Xan — January 4, 2007 @ 2:10 am

  11. Christina hasn’t been banged by Fred Durst or KFed.

    Christina wins!

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 4, 2007 @ 4:10 am

  12. “Enjoy my sloppy seconds, yo!”

    #12 | Comment by d00d — January 4, 2007 @ 4:46 am

  13. Who cares. I haven’t had real pussy in 15 months. I’d kill my best friend to fuck one of these girls!

    #13 | Comment by Jeff — January 4, 2007 @ 6:08 am

  14. Sarah Michelle Gellar was a hotter Christina than Christina…

    Christina Aguilera: You know that dirrty feeling, you know, when you wake up at a bus station with no pants on, face down on the floor and you got like, like a condom in your ear? Well that’s the feeling we’re trying to create. I love that feeling. DAMN!

    #14 | Comment by GOB Bluth — January 4, 2007 @ 6:50 am

  15. Nice # 14 – “Oh, yo, this is gonna get dirrty, y’all!”

    #15 | Comment by A-dog — January 4, 2007 @ 6:52 am

  16. Britney has been chewing gum constantly for years now, it’s a habit she has had for ages.

    #16 | Comment by Paul — January 4, 2007 @ 7:48 am

  17. lest we forget, Christina can sing.

    #17 | Comment by filthyfish — January 4, 2007 @ 8:15 am

  18. I agree wholeheartedly with 3 and 17.

    #18 | Comment by roscoe — January 4, 2007 @ 8:42 am

  19. Young Britney = Totally Hot and Bangable
    Young Christina = Totally Hot & Bangable, also a tad slutty (advantage Christina)

    Older Britney = Still Hot, still bangable but with “eeewww” factor
    Older Christina = Still Hot, Still Bangable, still has that slutty advantage

    Singing Britney = world class Lip Sync champion, next to only the Younger Simpson. (I have it on good authority that Britney sounds horrrible live with little to no music)

    Singing Christina = Amazing voice (was at the SNL Taping of her latest show)

    ADVANTAGE…….CHRISTINA! (However, I would still bang them both and invite Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Hillary Duff, and all the other Po-tarts to join us!!)

    P.S. AB: No need to get knocked-up, just practice safe sex. And I’d be willing to help you practice 4 – 5 times a night till you get it right!!! 😉

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 4, 2007 @ 9:11 am

  20. Hi Everyone happy new year. hmm… funnily i used to visit this website called badinagoodway or was it goodinabadway? then it turned into something that was just not right…

    then now i get linked to this? btw, is justin the original justin? feel so old man…

    #20 | Comment by Don Beng Bonero — January 4, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  21. #20 – WTF are you talking about?

    I’ll also point out that Mandy Moore > all the other pop starlets. She’s still got a career, she’s been able to diversify (songwriting and acting), and you never hear any shit about her like you do Britney or the others. None of the Hollywood gossip sites pick on Mandy Moore because there’s nothing to pick on her about.


    #21 | Comment by Duffman — January 4, 2007 @ 10:18 am

  22. #20 he’s the original Justin as far as his name is Justin and he posts the same type of stuff as Justin used to post on the other sites you were talking about that had a Justin on them.

    It could be Angelbaby in disguise.

    Or Tom Selleck.

    #22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 4, 2007 @ 10:36 am

  23. #7 – boooooo!
    #11 – touche.

    You know what, screw it. I’d rather have Jessica Simpson. She’s hotter/classier/dumber than the other two combined. Unforunately, I bet she’s a dead fish in bed.

    #23 | Comment by Tony — January 4, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

  24. Yo…i understand where all of you are coming from but lets be honest, you wouldn’t turn either one down if they turned up one night and started gyrating on your penis!

    #24 | Comment by Eselindasea — January 6, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  25. This match-up only really mattered before Christina got some uber-fake tits and Britney got married and started looking like shit.

    Can we go back a few years?

    #25 | Comment by Whits — January 6, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  26. No question. Christina´s been hotter since always…
    Even during her “skanky” dirty phase. Britney only looked good in her “Hit me baby…” because of her catholic school uniform, and her “Stronger” camel toe red suit…, but she´s always been a cute chubby…

    #26 | Comment by Chris — January 7, 2007 @ 12:47 am

  27. Anyone shed any light on the authenticity of this pic?

    #27 | Comment by Womo — January 11, 2007 @ 10:17 am

  28. I love them both.

    The better singer of the two ?

    The best dancer of the two ?

    Still, Britney has the edge in my opinion because although my overall favourite song from either of them is ‘beautiful’ by christina, I prefer alot of britney’s songs to christina’s. But ultamately I think why debate over them, there both here, like them both!

    #28 | Comment by Georgie — January 17, 2007 @ 7:55 am

  29. christina is the classier one,the prettier one, the best singer,the best dancer, and naughty but still classy. britney still dresses like a skanky 18 year old and she shouldnt cuz shes a mom. christina wins hands down

    #29 | Comment by fil — February 4, 2007 @ 12:45 am

  30. britney- princess of pop

    #30 | Comment by JoJo — March 6, 2007 @ 11:46 am

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