The Grammys were Sunday night. I didn’t watch (zzz) but as usual I was curious what everyone wore to the awards. Seems like metallics were the fashion of the evening, and many girls changed outfits from the show to the afterparties. So after scouring teh intarwebs, here’s some of what I consider the highlights…
Christina Aguilera (notice she’s still collecting Grammys while Britney collects cellulite)
Scarlett Johansson (not the best she’s ever looked, but not the worst either)
Katharine McPhee (hmm…where was that old guy she lost to? guess they must’ve forgot to invite him)
Nelly Furtado (she looked really cute…love the hair)
Jessica Simpson (look at me, I’m a brunette now…plz take me seriously)
Ashlee Simpson (all that surgery pays off…finally surpasses big sis in the looks department)
Shakira (good lawd that’s a lot of hair)
Vanessa Minnillo (gotta hand it to Nick Lachey, quite an upgrade)
Maria Menounos (I’m always getting her and Minnillo mixed up…I bet Nick has done ’em both…at the same time)
Petra Nemcova (yes she’s still dating the “You’re Beautiful” guy…that song makes me throw up in my mouth a little everytime I hear it)
Zuleyka Rivera (who? yeah I dunno either…but she’s a hottie)
Whew…that was a lot of work! But where were the two hawt Jessicas (Alba and Biel) for this soirée? I was hoping they’d at least hit one of the afterparties in some sessy duds. Lose.
boring show, but enjoyed the pics
#1 | Comment by shagmanx — February 14, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
I really get turned on by Nelly Furtado. She does it for me.
And of course McPhee is hot. I’m ashamed to admit I find her appealing, considering how she got her fame is just a step above a Paris Hilton sex tape (in my opinion).
Menounos is hot too, but her personality is a bit annoying at times.
#2 | Comment by smash — February 14, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
AngelBaby, you have great taste in women. And thank you for not shouting.
#3 | Comment by El Payo — February 14, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
Ahhh, Katharine McPhee. She makes me happy in my pants.
She needs to play Wonder Woman. 🙂
#4 | Comment by hitokirivader — February 14, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
I’m more in love with the beautiful Katharine than #2 or #4 I tell ya. Don’t make me prove it!
Oh and thanks for your scouring. Yahoo had some low-res pics, but they had like 200 pages of thumbs, and I just couldn’t bring myself to click “next” more than 20 times or so. 🙂
#5 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 14, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
Man, would I like to bang Katherine McPhee into next week.
#6 | Comment by Theo — February 14, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
Hottest one is McPhee.
I used to like Asslee but the new nose is a turn off to me.
#7 | Comment by whothis — February 14, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
I GOTS TEH McPHEEVER!!!!
#8 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — February 14, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
Finaly a post without shouting…
#9 | Comment by Mad Escaper — February 14, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
A gree on McPhee. She gets more hittable every time I see her.
Ashlee Simpson (all that surgery pays off…finally surpasses big sis in the looks department)
Lies
#10 | Comment by d00d — February 14, 2007 @ 5:59 pm
Oh yeah, #5? Well I’m more in love with her than YOU, so meh! 😛
#11 | Comment by hitokirivader — February 14, 2007 @ 6:06 pm
#1-10. agreed.
#12 | Comment by Xan — February 14, 2007 @ 6:11 pm
p.s.
if Josh Weldon doesn’t cast Kat McPhee as wonder woman…..then movie failed.
she looks like Wonder Woman.
also.
she’s fucking adorable and sexy hot.
#13 | Comment by Xan — February 14, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
^^^
sadly, that call is no longer Joss Whedon’s to make…
*cry*
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2007 @ 6:24 pm
Ashlee Simpsons better looking than Jessica Simpson? So you’re clearly not a lesbian since anybody who’s attracted to women would tell you otherwise.
#15 | Comment by Tony — February 14, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
Ahh, Petra. We could use a whole week of her.
#16 | Comment by The Pope — February 14, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
#15 – hmm…never claimed i was a lesbian (bi-curious mebbe), but i calls em like i sees em. on this night, in those dresses, ashlee gets my vote.
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
#14. well shit..
p.s.
whos hotter? Vanessa Minnillo or Maria Menounos?
after long thought….i say Maria Menounos. her boobs are nicer, but Vanessa is cuter. Kat McPhee would own then both. duh.
#18 | Comment by Xan — February 14, 2007 @ 6:35 pm
Zuleyka Rivera (who? yeah I dunno either…but she’s a hottie)
She’s the current Miss Universe. I think I did her once but I’m not sure.
#19 | Comment by kiko — February 14, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
17-waiiit. angelBABY riight ur a chick
GOT IT
keep up the good work
#20 | Comment by confused — February 14, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
sadness that pics 2 and 4 of ashlee have broken links – anyone got a mirror?
#21 | Comment by Taco — February 14, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
AngelBaby I hate how your link is the “The Ring” girl staring at me. I closed it 1/4 of a second after opening it. I’ll have nightmares shortly.
#22 | Comment by MarkM — February 14, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
Zuleyka Rivera = Miss Universe 2007 8¬)
#23 | Comment by squnky442 — February 14, 2007 @ 10:39 pm
even if Christina secretly had a penis, i would still lover her. i think Britney is also collecting vaccinations.
#24 | Comment by filthyfish — February 14, 2007 @ 11:44 pm
^ yeah i know, i misspell, sue me
#25 | Comment by filthyfish — February 14, 2007 @ 11:45 pm
#22 – Samarwned.
kekeke
#26 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2007 @ 11:52 pm
“17-waiiit. angelBABY riight ur a chick”
Supposedly.
#27 | Comment by d00d — February 15, 2007 @ 12:44 am
^^^
allegedly.
#28 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2007 @ 12:46 am
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#29 | Pingback by Bloggin’ to the Fifth: The J’s World.com » Blog Archive » My Favorite Blog Quote Today… — February 15, 2007 @ 1:05 am
I thought Scarrlett Johansson was Hot and I hope Scarletts does Better greater then paris stab at a singing carrer and hope the cd sells more then paris’s
#30 | Comment by M — February 15, 2007 @ 5:43 am
I love Katherine McPhee more then all you fkrs!!! I got the McPheever so bad I almost had to be hospitalized!!
Yeah thats right…I voted for her on Idol!!!
As for these pics, They ALL HOT! I must admit, I nearly came a bit in my pants when I saw McPhee, but that 3rd pic of my future ex-wife, Shakira hit me so hard I was stuck in a perpetual Orgasm for about 30 minutes!
#31 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 15, 2007 @ 11:19 am
Jessica – surgery > Ashlee + surgery
FACT
#32 | Comment by tool — February 15, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
tool agreed. Even with that freaky fucking black hair she still outclasses her lil skank of a sis.
#33 | Comment by smash — February 15, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
#31, the time you wasted on your phone voting for her was better used by me to gaze upon her splendor even longer. This clearly demonstrates that my love for her is stronger than yours. Give it up, man!
#34 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 15, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
#17 I only care how they look out of the dress. Jessica Simpsons could’ve worn a trash bag for a dress and I still would’ve taken her over her sister.
#35 | Comment by Tony — February 15, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
Ahsley used to be hot. she is ugly as shit now. period. angel baby hoestly Jessica is way hotter
#36 | Comment by tom foolery — February 15, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
i don’t care which one is hotter, i just want to nail them both (at the same time). 🙂
#37 | Comment by Kash — February 15, 2007 @ 10:45 pm
pffft. minnillo > simpsons at the same time.
#38 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 16, 2007 @ 1:53 am
Jessica Simpleton isn’t hot, never was hot and never will be hot.
#39 | Comment by roscoe — February 16, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Ashlee is a Fembot!
#40 | Comment by Holla! — February 16, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
#39. roscoe == ghey
#41 | Comment by d00d — February 16, 2007 @ 9:55 pm
Ashlee will always be hotter than Jessica. Jessica is just way too fake looking. Just like Pam Anderson and Jenny Mcarthy. Typical trailer trash. I’ll take Ashlee any day. Though I did like her better with the black hair and her old nose. It made her more unique.
#42 | Comment by Tyger — February 17, 2007 @ 6:50 pm