When i have nothing else better to do, i like to post up ego boosting e-mails on the site. To make it seem like people actually like the site. And also to make it seem more popular than it really is.
SNEAKY EH?
I got one such e-mail today. But i’ll leave that for later. Towards the end of this post.
First, i would like to acknowlegde current events in the e/n weblogging journal sites world.
Suzi just got a new layout. Again. She changes layouts more times than i change my underwear.
Thess has a new post up. She doesn’t post multiple times a day everyday like i do (because unlike me, she actually has a life) so whenever there’s a new post on her site written by her, i get up and do a table dance in celebration. It’s no big secret that i’m Thess’ biggest fan. I got my first ever fan sign courtesy of Thess. I remember the first time i IMed her. Actually it was through ICQ. Not AIM. Just a little over a year ago in August i think. We talked about wrestling.
Mandi got herself a new layout too. And a new domain name to boot.
I’ve earned US$134 so far selling these these t-shirts. Go on. Buy a shirt! I’m just over 60 bucks shy of having enough to get a GameCube. But a GameCube isn’t what i really want… what i really want is a PS2. I also want Kirsten Dunst naked sitting on my lap but that’s something else entirely different.
Hmm… 1.4 mb floppy disk with my name on it. IS SHE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING?
I have nothing else to say so i think it’s time i posted up that e-mail.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: something so interesting that a monkey would read it
From: “Rich G” azrael_the_fallen@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Dec 1 2001 11:44:01 PM +0000
Firstly:
Website – Dude, Sweet. You can rant on about complete shite and it’s still interesting. I admire your talent for that sorta thing.
Secondly:
My name is not Eleanor, however i did just receive an email entitled “your girlfriend”. Splendid.
Thirdly:
Yes, i am bored enough to email you telling you that i admire your site, read it when my ISP isn’t busy fucking everything up, am not called Eleanor and did recently receive a stupid advertisement email on the subject of my girlfriend.
Fourthly:
Sadly, i didn’t reach your site on my quest to find pornographic material, i found it while browsing Kap’s site. I was most disappointed and then proceeded to use a search engine in an effort to locate your site under the pretences of looking for pornography (of which i found extensive quantities – including some with breasts that neared the size of Australia. No. I’m lying. Shame.)
Fifthly:
Did i spell pretences right? It matters not.
Keep up the inane rantings and i’ll keep up the inane readings.
Azrael
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I like giving my readers 15 seconds of fame.
knowing that my layout changes more often than your underwear is really quite disturbing. 😛 t
#1 | Comment by suzi — December 2, 2001 @ 11:14 am