48 thoughts on “Flat chest is flat

  1. First!

    #1 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

  2. lol, she has the body of a lil boy…lmao.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — March 15, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

  3. seriously- you can see that Bob Sagat wanted to hit that- especially in some creepy pics in 2002 oe something when he had his arms around them

    these chicks need to drink from the Anna Nicole Smith cocktail and disappear
    Howard K. Stern murdered her, and Larry Birkhead is the father- FACT

    oh yeah, Angelbaby it gets lonely here in Columbia, why dont we meet at Good Times some night?


    #3 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

  4. #3 – strange, your myspace says you are in bama, not colatown.

    and i couldn’t hang out with anyone who honestly believes saban > spurrier

    that’s just absurd.

    oh wait…or were you talking about salary? cuz then you’d be correct. lolz

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

  5. Angelbaby has bigger boobs than her.

    #5 | Comment by smash — March 15, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

  6. Wow, that’s too bad. I try to cast a pretty wide net for female body types, but there are limits. I would of course still want to see, but I might regret it.

    #6 | Comment by Kewtr — March 15, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  7. Well idc what you guys say i think that outfit is S-E-X-Y, SEXY.
    Even if she IS a lil flat. At least she aint ANOREXXIC anymore. I think shes lookin good these days.

    #7 | Comment by CrowTheWhite — March 15, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

  8. agreed #7… she isn’t super tiny any more.

    #8 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — March 15, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

  9. mary kate ws the anorexic one #7

    #9 | Comment by BrainDamage — March 15, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

  10. if you look at my email address angelbaby, you’ll see that i am ….sigh..a student at USC, shame shame

    i do live in columbia, but alabama costs an ass of money for out of state residence

    and spurrier is garbage. struggling to beat wofford? USC is a great school but they need to pack it in in the sports dept- with the exception of baseball- ill give some respect there
    where’s your myspace page angelbaby?
    at least i have the balls to put my pics out there- why do you hide yourself?


    justin>>>>>>>>>>>>>angelbaby FACT (despite his attraction to fugly trachtenberg)

    #10 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

  11. i dont want anybody else cause when i think about you…….
    ANGELBABY i touch myself im picturing you as keria knightly???
    with boobs 🙂

    #11 | Comment by i touched myself — March 15, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

  12. IDK, She still has got the body… maybe not the boobs, or the face w/o makeup… but atleast she doesnt cut anymore either… oh well, there will be someone else on here to fap to later…

    #12 | Comment by imatwirp — March 15, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

  13. She’s definately Hawt.

    well. for me anyways.

    #13 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — March 15, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

  14. kinda cute, because face it…look how large that cup of coffee is in her tiny hands

    #14 | Comment by roscoe — March 15, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

  15. are the olsen twins vigins ?
    how lucky are the guys who took their virginity .
    now thats faptastic.

    #15 | Comment by askldfj — March 15, 2007 @ 6:26 pm

  16. #2, when you say it like that….hmmm…

    #16 | Comment by filthyfish — March 15, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

  17. You knuckleheads kill me.

    #10 says Justin is > than Angelbaby, despite HIS Trachtenburg obsession. Except AB is better than Justin (FACT!) and SHE is Trachten-obsessed not Yellow. Also #10 give it up, AB isn’t gonna hook up with you. Loser.

    #11 apparently imagines AB as a Kiera Knightly with boobs. Except that AB is Korean, according to some, the most perfect race on earth! And AB is tiny, and has boobs to match her small stature.

    #17 | Comment by smash — March 15, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

  18. hmph.. no tits makes me sad.. still least ashley’s female… almost. Keira > Ashley

    #18 | Comment by garth — March 15, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

  19. #17 – re: #11 Anything more than a handful is wasted…

    #19 | Comment by Smiley — March 15, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

  20. wow smash you are brilliant- you operate a site dedicated to beating off. its understandable that people want to visit this site from time to time

    but this is YOUR LIFE. wow, how’d you tell your parents?

    plus you fuckers never update as well as egotastic, popohilic, etc

    JUSTIN>>>>>>>>>>better than all you dumb fuckers (including Angelbaby, a fat heifer who lives in her parent’s basement, and obviously never went to college, since she assumes EVERYONE goes wild during spring break) maybe your spoiled ass does, but people in the real world have jobs to PAY for college and related expenses

    so fuck all the moderators, except Justin- who posts good stuff, not nasty pics of the olsen twins that are unfappable, except to only the loneliest women

    and angelbaby- ill see you updating this site on your laptop at some coffee shop….and ill make sure to spit in your coffee……..heifer

    RESPECT -myspace.com/bamasuxballs

    oh yeah, thanks guys for a well-run site…the updates are kinda slow, but honestly the commentary is funny enough to make up for it….and thanks for the free publicity…i am glad you allow people to post w/o having to sign up or anything

    #20 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 9:02 pm

  21. ^^^
    just make sure my bf isn’t sitting next to me when you spit in my latte, otherwise you’ll get a police-style beatdown.

    now go finish working your second job, buy a clue, get a gf (or bf), and quit wasting everyone’s time with your juvenile metalhead rants.

    kthxbai! ^_^

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

  22. #20 – “…i am glad you allow people to post w/o having to sign up or anything”

    You mean I didn’t have to send in $20(and a vial of blood) to sign up to Tier 2??!! FUCK!!! This is bullshit! Justin, I want my $20 back! And WHERE THE HELL IS MY FREE XBOX THAT PAIR OF USED CHOBOT PANTIES YOU PROMISED ME?!!! ABftw.

    #22 | Comment by Smiley — March 15, 2007 @ 9:15 pm

  23. yeah policestyle….. so he eats donuts and you suck on his nuts

    wow who does he work for, forest acres? wow, watch out i might get a speeding ticket!
    i bet he’s a rent-a-cop thats why you said police-style….not police…hey watch it with that flashlight!

    oh yeah, and with all the crap (sugar, milk, flavor shots) you people put in your coffee, you can’t taste my spit, no matter how much i put in there….enjoy trenholm square shopping center? ill see you soon

    Fuck The World!

    #23 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 9:20 pm

  24. ^^^
    ever heard of SLED, smartass? he’s a team commander for SWAT. so you might say he knows a thing or three about putting loudmouthed douchebags (like yourself) on their faces eating pavement. maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll get the chance to find out one day…

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

  25. she has the same size boobs as natalie portman and keira knightley, but everyone thinks they are hot– what’s the dif?? also, she looked like this 2 yrs ago when everyone thought she was hot– dont get it

    #25 | Comment by LJ — March 15, 2007 @ 9:42 pm

  26. “…cool it Francis!”

    #26 | Comment by filthyfish — March 15, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  27. those who insult angelbaby deserve the death penalty.

    #27 | Comment by angelstalker — March 16, 2007 @ 12:35 am

  28. 26: “…cool it Francis!”

    It’s “Lighten up, Francis.”

    AngelBaby has a bf? I pictured a shaved head, flannel shirt, doc martins and a black eye from mixing it up with the guys. But then again, she’s a neocon, so that would be a huge conflict of interest.

    #28 | Comment by d00d — March 16, 2007 @ 1:15 am

  29. ^^^
    hey, republican girls need lovin’ too.

    and based on numerous surveys, we’re also more likely to be enjoying our sex lives, and less likely to fake our orgasms.


    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 16, 2007 @ 1:23 am

  30. What’s this “sex life” you speak of?

    #30 | Comment by d00d — March 16, 2007 @ 2:28 am

  31. Is this tard just another refugee from wwtdd? Or is he a moron of another color all together?

    I don’t ‘operate’ this site. Justin does.

    Angelbaby lives in a basement? A heifer? Didn’t go to college?

    For the record she’s DOCTOR ANGELBABY.


    #31 | Comment by smash — March 16, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

  32. There’s nothing attractive about either one of the twins, not their faces, their chests, or the rest of their bodies. I’ve never understood why people are so fascinated with them.

    #32 | Comment by flyboy — March 16, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  33. If Repub babes are so hot, then why do their men folk hang out with gay porn stars so much?

    #33 | Comment by roscoe — March 16, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

  34. ^^^
    i dunno roscoe, is there something your gf needs to know about?

    #34 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 16, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

  35. Nope ’cause I’m not a Repub.

    #35 | Comment by roscoe — March 17, 2007 @ 8:49 am

  36. ^^^
    what does that have to do with anything? i thought we were talking about Republican GIRLS.

    unless… maybe there is a LOT your gf needs to be made aware of.


    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 17, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

  37. Statement made: Republican girls are super sex bombs (paraphrase)

    Refutation: If they are then why are so many Repub men hanging out with gay male porn stars?

    Hope this clears it up for you.

    #37 | Comment by roscoe — March 18, 2007 @ 10:12 am

  38. Opinion given: Many Republican men are hanging out with gay male porn stars.

    Problem #1: Assumes all Republican sex bomb girls date Republican men.

    Problem #2: No source given for the assertion that “many” Republican men are engaged in such behavior. Do you have first-hand knowledge of this due to being a gay male porn star who has in fact hooked up with many Republican men who claim to have Republican gf?

    Hope that clears it up for you. Now let it drop before you make yourself look like an even bigger douchebag.

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 18, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  39. is it just me or is AB extra fiesty in this thread?

    #39 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — March 18, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

  40. Do the names Jeff Gannon and Matt Sanchez (aka Rod Majors) mean anything to you? Check the newspapers.
    Also GOP congressmen recently outed as gay: David Drier, Mark Foley.

    Also you offered no source to your dubious assertion that Repub women were extra sexy to begin with.

    #40 | Comment by roscoe — March 18, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

  41. hmm…Bush received over 62,000,000 votes in the last election, and since more women voted Democrat in that election we can assume that at least half that number were men, and i think it’s safe to assume that the vast majority of those were Republicans. so now we’re looking at somewhere in the neighborhood of 30,000,000 men and you’d like us to believe the “dubious assertion” that many of those are hanging out with gay porn stars? based on what? the fact that you can find stories of FOUR men who fit your stupid theory? brilliant work. i’m certainly glad you don’t work in my field.

    oh, and if your IQ is above room temp, you should be able to do a simple google search to find sources to back my statements. but i doubt you’ll do that, more likely just come back with more ignorant comments to further solidify your utter idiocy on this topic.

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 18, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  42. Back to the friggen topic……….this girl has a beautiful face – much prettier than all those big-titted horsefaces on PO5 and SHeaven– again, this injustice needs explaining.

    #42 | Comment by LJ — March 18, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

  43. I think I’ve offered enough evidence to put the spine in what was a sarcastic jibe back at your Repub sex babe comment. If it didn’t hit so close to home, then why have you reacted so strongly to it?

    #43 | Comment by roscoe — March 19, 2007 @ 7:35 am

  44. she may not have big tits but shes fucking hot anyways

    #44 | Comment by josh — March 19, 2007 @ 8:35 am

  45. #43 – nice attempt at deflection, but you’re the one who acted defensively by making what you are now trying to pass off as simply a “sarcastic jibe” in the first place.

    i admit, i’ve been trying to come up with potential reasons why you would feel so threatened by an innocuous fact to begin with to react the way you did, and i could only come up with a few that made any sense.

    1. you’re dating an uptight liberal gal whom you can’t satisfy in bed, and are just working out your frustrations here

    2. you’re still so bitter and angry over the 2000/2004 elections that you troll the internet looking for attempts to lash out at any and everything that might cast Republicans in a positive light

    3. you actually tried to date a Republican girl, but ended up losing her to a Republican guy, so you’ve got to compensate somehow, therefore they’re all fags

    4. you’re jealous of all the Republican guys stealing your chances with gay male porn stars

    look…face facts, you behaved in typical knee-jerk lib fashion by pulling a totally unfounded comment out of your ass, and you got called on it. the best thing you could’ve done in that position was to admit your mistake, but you decided to compound it by defending the indefensible. in other words, you got owned. Accept it and move on.

    #45 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 19, 2007 @ 9:43 am

  46. You made an unfounded joke/comment about republican women. I responded with a fact-based joke which responded to by attacking me personally several times, and now you are attempting to read my mind and state my intentions to me. I’m a proud leftist and I don’t have to listen to repubs make stupid jokes at the expense of half the country and I’ll take issue with those that do wherever I happen to see it.

    #46 | Comment by roscoe — March 19, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

  47. whether you like it or not, i made a completely factual statement based on studies and surveys that have been done (sorry if i shattered your worldview). like i told you, feel free to do about 60 seconds of internet research (you won’t because you can’t handle the truth) and you’ll find out i wasn’t making a joke “at the expense of half the country” (who wouldn’t need you to defend them btw). oh, and i hope you’re sitting down, still other surveys demonstrate that conservatives tend to be happier than liberals (but you’ll deny that as well, i’m certain). you need to smarten up and lighten up, if that sort of thing rubs you the wrong way to the point where you feel the need to fire back with generalized bullshit because you are such a sensitive little lib crybaby who got his feewings hurt by the bad conservative girl.

    what you said would be akin to me saying that Democrat men aren’t morally fit to hold positions of power in government because many of them commit adultery and then commit perjury to try to cover it up. see how that works? that would be a GENERALIZATION based on an instance of fact. but i’d never do that, because i rely on logic and reason in my arguments, not absurd blanket statements that marginalize half the country in a desperate attempt to make them look bad so that i can feel somewhat better about myself.

    bottom line? grow up.

    #47 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 19, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

  48. Can you take if off-line, this isn’t a political blog.

    #48 | Comment by K — March 19, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

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