Jojo, Jewel and Amanda Bynes were all at the Young Hollywood Awards plus a bunch of other celebs that i’ll MAYBE get around to posting on here if i feel like it.

There’s a nice shot of Jojo’s behind amongst the pics. I think she was wearing a thong. FAP.

But WTF happened to Amanda? I do not approve of the blonde hair and awkward dress! Weird pose too. She kind of looks like a plastic doll. I’d still hit it though. NO DOUBT.

And Jewel? What was she doing at the Young Hollywood Awards? And how many other ‘oldies’ were at the awards anyway? Not that i really care. I’d do them all, young or old. FTW.

Oh ya. Some bonus Michelle Trachtenberg from some Film Festival she was at looking as fugly as always. EW.

CONCLUSION: Jewel > Jojo > Amanda Bynes > > > > > > > > Michelle Trachtenfugly

/cue the MTD(efence)F(orce)!


  1. It’s clear that you got it bad for Michelle!! Why else would you include some pics of Michelle from a completely different event?? It’s time to accept that Michelle is gorgeous and she looks amazing in these pics!!

    #1 | Comment by council24 — April 24, 2007 @ 4:12 am

  2. I forgot about Amanda. I don’t know what’s up with all the makeup. She looks like “Slutty Barbie” in these pics!! Maybe she was planning on turning some tricks after the awards!! She may be wearing more makeup than that skank Jojo!!

    #2 | Comment by council24 — April 24, 2007 @ 4:14 am

  3. Did I forget to say “First!”, “Second!!” and “Third!!”??

    #3 | Comment by council24 — April 24, 2007 @ 4:15 am

  4. Amanda looked alright. I like her hair better brown.

    What’s up with her feet? Corns? 😮

    #4 | Comment by Mike — April 24, 2007 @ 4:24 am

  5. No, you forgot to say “I am such a fvckin loser. I guess I’ll go kill myself now.”

    Bynes looks like a drag queen. Always has. I think I’ve only liked one pic of her, and she looked chubby and had no makeup on. Mich Tracht easily…

    Speaking of drag queens… jeez I’ll bet Jojo had a ‘stache when she was 10yrs old. I’ll reserve my comments on her posterior region (coughsneezeclutterWOWWHATANASSheylookitselvis) for about 2 years, but her face is very unfortunate.

    #5 | Comment by BobBobson — April 24, 2007 @ 5:15 am

  6. Amanda looks like the life size doll I expect Justin has in his basement, cobbled together from bits of dead hobo.

    #6 | Comment by Zleet — April 24, 2007 @ 5:21 am

  7. Christ, this is getting fucking lame. The same posts about the same 4 or 5 skanks and nothing really hot, when hot pics of Lara Logan and Summer Bishil are everywhere. Really dropping the ball, boy!

    #7 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — April 24, 2007 @ 6:40 am

  8. I would SO put it in jojo’s rusty sheriff’s badge.

    #8 | Comment by gulliver — April 24, 2007 @ 7:19 am

  9. Wow, Jewel above Jojo. You have surprised me, Justin.

    Ms. Levesque certainly has the ghetto in the booty to go with the ghetto that she tries to put in her music.

    I admit, her booty >>>>>>> her music, to me, though.

    #9 | Comment by exelis — April 24, 2007 @ 8:58 am

  10. Michelle>Amanda.Fact.

    I think I was it on a Hieroglyph in Egypt once. :p

    #10 | Comment by Xan — April 24, 2007 @ 9:04 am

  11. You at least got Jewel in the right position, so I won’t quibble with the second place finish of Jojo’s sorry face.

    #11 | Comment by Kewtr — April 24, 2007 @ 9:05 am

  12. Trachtenberg looks weird in these.

    It’s like someone Photoshopped a too big head with a strange chin on the photos.

    #12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 24, 2007 @ 9:45 am

  13. #4 – I guess I also forgot to say “Go Fuck Yourself, Bob!” If you’re going to try to be funny, your comments need to actually be clever or funny!!

    #13 | Comment by council24 — April 24, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

  14. Goddamn Miss Bynes .. did someone not teach you how to apply the self tanner. Once you turn orange, your suppose to stop!

    #14 | Comment by Arri — April 24, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

  15. no no all wrong jojo beats all of them

    #15 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 24, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

  16. You guys are so mean! Amanda is just going through that awkward stage that’s between not-good-looking & fugly.

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — April 24, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

  17. If you look closely you can see where Jewel dint spread her tan-inna-bottle evenly.

    #17 | Comment by mister — April 24, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

  18. Amanda is flirting with a fivehead.

    #18 | Comment by mister — April 24, 2007 @ 8:20 pm

  19. We are not amused! I mean seriously, what the fuck is up with these pictures?

    #19 | Comment by Tony — April 24, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

  20. Sadly, it looks like Amanda’s copying Lindsay Lohan’s skank look. They all go downhill once they reach 18. 🙁

    Jewel does have quite a rack, though.

    #20 | Comment by SpongeBob NoPants — April 24, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

  21. still waiting for that movie where we get to see teh Trachtenbutt.

    that’s gonna be so yumb.

    ps. Justin totally stole this entire post from me. what a wie.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 24, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

  22. I don’t get you, kid…

    1) You hate Trachtenberg, but you’re my #1 source for slutty pix of Inspector Gadget’s neice.

    2) You are agog over that moon-faced, overly botoxed at 9 or 12 or however the fuck old she is Jojo? Whatever… more Trachtentitties for me!

    3) You rank Heroes above Battlestar Galactica. HEROES! That show with the over-the-top, X-Men wannabe characters and that annoying walking, talking Chinese stereotype Meeso Yucko or whatever hig name is, but you can’t grasp a show that has, despite the handful of dud episodes that even the creators and writers cop to, been a true, warts-n-all commentary on the world we live in without standing on a pulpit and thumping on the Bible. BSG is the kind of show Heroes should have wet dreams about being.

    But I rant too much because there’s not enough Alba, Biel, Tractenberg, or Scarlett nudidity out there.

    You are redeemed for the first two counts by continuing to provide the best in Carla Gugino stroke material, but it takes me a while to forgive putting “Heroes” over “Galactica”.

    #22 | Comment by Jason — April 24, 2007 @ 11:45 pm

  23. Gah!


    jewels only hot when she pretties herself up otherwise shes fug.

    bynes is well always awesome.

    Mt well its prolly cause I was a huge buffy fan and thought she was smokin in season 7.

    and well Jojos hot. whens she legal again?

    #23 | Comment by liam — April 25, 2007 @ 12:53 am

  24. I guess Jojo is like black licorice — an acquired taste.

    I agree — bring on the Trachtenass!

    And she was amaizng in Season 7. I never noticed it until the storyteller episode when she was in the kitchen in that purple shirt that amplified and glorified her Trachtentitties(TM)… but I got a chub staring and couldn’t get rid of it until after the Willow/Kennedy lezzo tongue kiss (when I fapped).

    #24 | Comment by Jason — April 25, 2007 @ 1:22 am

  25. what the fuck are you talking about?! Michelle Trachtenberg is fuckin hot. fuck this site. i come here all the time and cant stand this constant bitching about how Trachtenberg and Jessica Alba somehow arent hot to you. i think your gay, and this whole thing is just a cover really.

    #25 | Comment by john — April 25, 2007 @ 10:16 am

  26. ^^^
    you just now figured that out?

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 25, 2007 @ 10:27 am

  27. Why do Jewel have four lines of cleavage?

    #27 | Comment by roo — April 25, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

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