I’ve never actually seen Ghost World but i’ve heard that it’s a pretty good movie. I mean, come on, any movie that has both Scarlett Johansson AND Thora Birch in it can’t be that bad. Anyhow, i saw this picture of them together at what i presume to be the Ghost World premiere:

Also noticed that fact that they’ve both worn similar looking red dresses to other premieres and well, i just can’t decide who rocks the red dress the best.

Thora or Scarlett?

PS: I pretty sure everybody’s fapped to Thora in American Beauty. But did you realize she was only 17 when they filmed that window scene? FACT.

28 thoughts on “THORA BIRCH

  1. Scarlet, not a huge fan of Thora

    #1 | Comment by woolylambkin — May 1, 2007 @ 4:48 am

  2. Chabear > Scarlett > Thora

    #2 | Comment by woolylambkin — May 1, 2007 @ 4:50 am

  3. Yeah, this is my first post. Just needed to say. Thora Birch is refuse from the garbage pail in comparison to Scarlett. Be a little bit more realistic next time.

    #3 | Comment by Shaun — May 1, 2007 @ 4:52 am

  4. Definitely Scarlett. Thora has a good body but a shocking head. Especially with the hooker brand lipstick.

    #4 | Comment by frankthedolphin — May 1, 2007 @ 5:10 am

  5. even though im not really a huge fan of scarlett’s looks

    Scarlett >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thora Whoeva

    #5 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 1, 2007 @ 5:41 am

  6. Geez of course it’s ScarJo.

    #6 | Comment by Godard — May 1, 2007 @ 5:55 am

  7. well, not an easy decision for me cause i (think i) knew about Thora first, but ScarJo is the overall winner.

    #7 | Comment by Xan — May 1, 2007 @ 7:59 am

  8. Scarlett, but in Ghost World it’s a tougher choice than those red dress pics. Thora looks like a real trash bag, which normally I’d love, except she’s up against Scarlett’s near perfection.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — May 1, 2007 @ 8:11 am

  9. I’d fap to Scarjo even if I was dead!

    #9 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 1, 2007 @ 8:30 am

  10. omg no contest.

    Scarlett in that red dress she rocked at the Golden Globes is one of the all-time hotnesses.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 1, 2007 @ 10:21 am

  11. Thora has weird nipples. Hard to fap to when the areolae are as big as the boob.

    #11 | Comment by El Payo — May 1, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

  12. While I think Scarlett has the edge in this particular contest, Thora Birch is very (but very) underrated for her hotness. Hell, I kept wondering why Kevin Spacey wasn’t beating off over her in AMERICAN BEAUTY rather than Mena Survari, but then again Kevin plays for the other team, so maybe that’s why he couldn’t appreciate Thora’s way-fappable body. Thora Birch is a true goddess among geek gals!

    #12 | Comment by Mark Lansing — May 1, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

  13. they’re hot because they’re famous =)

    #13 | Comment by yawn — May 1, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

  14. “But did you realize she was only 17 when they filmed that window scene? FACT.”

    *bzzzzzzzzz* Thanks for playing. In reality, Thora was 16 when that scene was filmed. Get your facts straight.

    Another fact: Thora Birch is the most beautiful woman in the history of humankind.

    #14 | Comment by Effy Black — May 1, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

  15. Nothing a paper bag can’t fix…

    #15 | Comment by CR — May 1, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  16. Tough call. Scarlett’s tits are perkier, but Thora’s boobs are bigger and fuller. Both of them lose in the hair department. Neither of them can act. Thora’s mid-level hotness is consistant, whereas Scarlett’s a major hotty one day, and the next you’re like “what the fuck?”. Both got SLAMMIN’ bodies. It’s a photo finish, but I’m taking the upset pick and going with the pornstar’s daughter.

    Besides, we’ve seen Thora’s Golden Globes so we know what we’re working with. Who knows what Scarlett’s packin’. She could have a third nipple or some weird shit like that.

    And I was 17 when American Beauty came out, so I don’t feel the least bit guilty about beatin’ the bejeezus outta my best friend during the Window Scene.

    #16 | Comment by Tony — May 1, 2007 @ 5:45 pm

  17. Scarlett.

    I’ve really never found Thora to be that hot, except in American Beauty of course.

    #17 | Comment by Kito — May 1, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  18. #16 – “Who knows what Scarlett’s packin’. She could have a third nipple or some weird shit like that.”

    i’ll take that risk.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 1, 2007 @ 6:48 pm

  19. Thora’s parents were in the porn biz, her mom was the nurse in “deepthroat”. So, I guess she didn’t have too much trouble getting them to sign a release for her to free those funbags.

    #19 | Comment by Brian — May 1, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

  20. ^^^
    this may also help explain why she is a nearly permanent fixture at the Playboy mansion.

    or mebbe Hef is just trying to talk her into doing a photoshoot.

    *fingers crossed*

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 1, 2007 @ 7:17 pm

  21. Scarlett is a queen in the red dress. Thora’s rack is nice, but her face is….JACKED UP!


    #21 | Comment by sKetch — May 1, 2007 @ 9:05 pm


    #22 | Comment by skarastajamondudeleereturnofthefapIII — May 1, 2007 @ 11:35 pm

  23. Scarlett. Thora is too pale for such a bright red.

    #23 | Comment by The Goodly Dragon — May 2, 2007 @ 12:07 am

  24. I think Thora is very pretty……..RESPECT ,fo real

    The infamous Scarlet Red Dress is the best Scarlet has ever looked ,before or since….so ja to Scarlet

    Scarlet looks no better then Thora in latest music video’s

    #24 | Comment by JonKing — May 2, 2007 @ 4:15 am

  25. As is: Scarlett > Thora

    Give Thora the toned down makeup: Thora > Scarlett

    I can’t wait to compare them again when they do their lesbian scene… wait… that’s only in my mind?? Dammit!!

    #25 | Comment by Topher — May 2, 2007 @ 4:56 am

  26. Thora’s green eyes are hauntingly beautiful

    #26 | Comment by idl3mind — May 7, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

  27. I honestly have never understood what anyone sees in Scarlett. At MOST she is an average looking Blonde bimbo.
    Thora is so amazing looking. She actually has curves she can actually.. umm whats that word.. ACT!! Scarlett is a mediocre actress. When i first saw Ghost World i didn’t know who either of these actresses was. i Hadn’t remembered seeing either of them in anything but when i left i knew i would NEVER forget Thora… much to my amazement all i ever saw on TV was the ugly blonde bitch being pushed….. The media makes such horrible choices in who is a good actor or who is hot and sadly most people are stupid enough to just go with it

    #27 | Comment by cyberiouse — July 2, 2009 @ 4:13 pm

  28. Since the 2 dresses are different, and the actresses are also 2 different persons, there is no definitive answer. It all come down to personal choice. Love them both.

    #28 | Comment by Hi — August 8, 2009 @ 8:46 pm

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