1. I’d hit that relentlessly, while making that cartoon transformer sound effect.

    fir–nevermind. i’m cool, so i won’t say first..aw damn.

    #1 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — May 17, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

  2. And she’s only 21? That’s outstanding.

    #2 | Comment by Jose — May 17, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

  3. Alba > whoever this is > Lohan ….fact.

    #3 | Comment by wtf — May 17, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  4. extremely hot, but the tats are too harsh

    #4 | Comment by Evestay — May 17, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

  5. #2, what’s not outstanding is that she’s sleeping with that wigger from 90210; ergo, ruined. This chinaman=sad.

    #5 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — May 17, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

  6. What does that tattoo on her shoulder say? I can’t read the first word ont he last line. Something about “we wil all laugh at *something* butterflies?” What the hell is that supposed to mean?

    #6 | Comment by Pyronuc — May 17, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

  7. As my brother from the East says “she’s sleeping with that wigger from 90210; ergo, ruined.”

    One of those tats is of that wigger’s name; ergo, ruined for life.*

    *tat removal leaves a scar. usually in the exact shape of the tat that was where the scar now is.

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — May 17, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

  8. girl’s got a mean case of bitch face

    #8 | Comment by same — May 18, 2007 @ 1:02 am

  9. Orange Hefty bags are not sexy.

    And the Transformers look like ass.

    #9 | Comment by THEO — May 18, 2007 @ 1:20 am

  10. girl is gorgeous, but those tats are fucking hideous.

    #10 | Comment by kromekoran — May 18, 2007 @ 2:18 am

  11. she’s cute, but doesnt have tits and probably no ass, Alba has both, Lohan at least has tits.

    #11 | Comment by el — May 18, 2007 @ 9:09 am

  12. #2 – it says “we will all laugh at gilded butterflies”

    I have absolutely no idea what it means, and a google search doesn’t bring up any information except for a forum link of some random fan of hers…

    #12 | Comment by thiessen — May 18, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

  13. King Lear, Act V, Scene 3:

    “When father and daughter are finally reunited, it is with romantic poetry that Lear embraces the notion of being imprisoned with Cordelia forever.

    ‘Come, let’s away to prison:
    We too alone will sing like birds I’ the cage;
    When thou dost ask me blessing I’ll kneel down
    And ask of thee forgiveness; so we’ll live,
    And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
    At gilded butterflies…’

    It is a beautiful, impossible dream and no girl who ever loved her father can hear it with dry eyes.

    The terms on which we forge bonds with our fathers are terms that we know must change. Our fathers know that we will grow up and fall in love with other men. We know that our fathers will grow old and die. We love them, and they love us back, with an intensity that can only be strengthened by the knowledge and fear of transience. We know that we will hurt each other, and can only hope that forgiveness will come easily and never too late.

    Sometimes, when they get older, we can feel our fathers slipping away even as we hug them; maybe they felt something similar when we were small. But sometimes, if we’re lucky enough still to be hugging our fathers in our adulthood, it feels exactly the same as it did when we were kids. At that moment we can dream that it really will be the same forever: that somewhere there is a magic fairytale room where we will always live with our beloved fathers, and pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh at gilded butterflies.”

    So basically, bitch wants to fuck her father. I think. Either way she’s welsome to call me daddy.

    Wtfs up with Brian Austen Green – first he steals Tiffani-Amber Thiessen from me and now this girl? Now all he needs is Stephanie with teh full pink and I’ma coming after him

    #13 | Comment by thiessen — May 18, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  14. I reiterate what others have said–she is crazy hot, but those tats are pretty gross.

    #14 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — May 18, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

  15. Something about her is off to me.

    Maybe the “bitch face” but more the fact she looks sticky and not in a good way but in a Lohan way.

    Also the fact that Brian Austen Green’s manghurt has touched her makes her a total no no.

    #15 | Comment by Zleet — May 18, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

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  17. She doesn’t look hot at all, looks like a bitch actually, the Transformers movie is going to be crap because it has that Even Stevens kid in it.

    #17 | Comment by thefilthelement — May 22, 2007 @ 11:42 pm


    *transforming sound*

    Megan Fox must be fucked, no matter the cost.

    *You got the Touch plays*

    #18 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 23, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  19. Tattoos are hot, she’s fucking sexy

    #19 | Comment by theshit — May 26, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

  20. In response to the commentators: Yeah an orange craggy face is even bufuglier than wearing an orange trash bag.

    As for fu**ing her father-she look and acts like someone who’s been pimped out by her father since childhood-she is bizarrely and pitifully sexualized for someone who plays teens. Check out her I’m ready for my rectal exam pose in Maxim.

    And most of all she’s ugly in addition to being badly fake. She looks like an over thirty tranny porn star, complete with bad face paralyzing plastic surgery. This kid gives me the creeps.

    #20 | Comment by Framcesca — July 13, 2007 @ 3:52 am

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