49 thoughts on “ALBA OR CHABERT?

  1. you know it’s Alba you big dumb.

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2007 @ 12:02 am

  2. Chabert.


    #2 | Comment by filthyfish — May 21, 2007 @ 12:06 am

  3. Depends on your perspective.

    Chabert seems like wife-making material
    Alba seems like cheating-on-your-wife material

    EIther way I’m a happy man.

    #3 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — May 21, 2007 @ 12:13 am

  4. Chabert.

    Alba is the most overrated piece of hot ass out there. Yes she’s hot, yes she’s cute, but she’s the biggest prude in the universe and that to me translates as meh. There are a million and two fine ass bitches on camwithher that don’t show you anything but a close up tease… why is Alba any different? She shows less!

    #4 | Comment by Miku — May 21, 2007 @ 12:21 am

  5. Chabert is definitely better than alba, albeit that does not mean alba is ugly. I’ve had a crush on chabert since party of five and lost in space… mmmm… good memories…

    #5 | Comment by Troilus — May 21, 2007 @ 12:30 am

  6. How about both of ’em at once? That would make for a decent weekend.

    #6 | Comment by Lektric Jezder — May 21, 2007 @ 12:34 am

  7. Maybe I’d agree with you Chabert if she slutted it up a bit. But she gives me the vibe of a girl who doesn’t swallow. ALBA FTW!

    #7 | Comment by sKetch — May 21, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  8. Unquestionably, Chabert FTW! She’s naughty-but-nice… I’d bet anything that she moans and squeals, and gets into it.

    Whereas Alba – semi-cute but prudish – even if she EVER let you do anything, she’d just lay there. She’s probably never even had an orgasm. I don’t dig that.

    #8 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — May 21, 2007 @ 1:00 am

  9. AngelBaby is correct. The rest of you: thanks for playing.

    #9 | Comment by El Payo — May 21, 2007 @ 1:14 am

  10. Just because Alba doesn’t slut it up (or whatever) as much as other girls or show it off for the world to see, instead choosing to leave it more exclusively for her boyfriend, she still does plenty of sexy shoots and stuff, so I don’t see how she is a prude. Chabert is hot, but she’s done less sexy shoots and doesn’t seem all that sexual.

    I’d say Alba is probably the better lay, but what do I know…

    #10 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — May 21, 2007 @ 1:19 am

  11. chabert

    #11 | Comment by Hus Tile — May 21, 2007 @ 2:05 am

  12. take a dump on the chest for the win

    #12 | Comment by darknessviking — May 21, 2007 @ 2:12 am

  13. i wouldn’t mind jizzing in Chaberts’ face.

    #13 | Comment by Doug G — May 21, 2007 @ 3:18 am

  14. “Bland… I’ll pass, I mean, if all I got was either of them, than Alba. Honestly, though, I wouldn’t be anymore excited than I would be with a girl who wasn’t a celebrity (unless I was getting some crazy celeb cash…) I know plenty of chicks (from average to extremely hot) who do way more for me than either of these chicks…”

    “And if we’re making crappy movie references, take the chick the better chick… Mia Kirschner… Now that’s something to drool over… And you KNOW she’s kinky (look her credits, the Crow (albeit the second one), Not Another Teen Movie (in the kinkiest part), The L Word… And she has SO many nudes…”

    “But honestly, if I am ever in the position to sleep with a celebrity, and they give me a choice, and it’s Chabert or Alba… I’ll kill myself… just because of the built up anticipation of someone exciting, and the HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE let down…”

    #14 | Comment by Ryu — May 21, 2007 @ 4:26 am

  15. Alba is overrated, but she’d be the better fuck. Chabert seems too reserved.

    #15 | Comment by fluentinsilence — May 21, 2007 @ 5:49 am

  16. They both seem to prudish to be much good in the sack. That being said, if I can get Chabert to dress up in that kinky ass pseudo-pedophilic-bondage outfit from Lost in Space, I’d go with her.

    #16 | Comment by Upchuck — May 21, 2007 @ 6:09 am

  17. I like Upchucks idea.

    ive said it before, but, I would let both of them shit on my chest just to see where it came from.

    #17 | Comment by filthyfish — May 21, 2007 @ 7:10 am

  18. No contest there for me, Chabert all the way

    #18 | Comment by Licking — May 21, 2007 @ 7:59 am

  19. Totally Sha-bear. The only thing Alba has going for her is her ass.

    #19 | Comment by thiessen — May 21, 2007 @ 8:12 am

  20. chabert.

    #20 | Comment by Xan — May 21, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  21. Chabert for sure, she’d be way more willing to get down. Plus she’s got the jugs factor over Alba. Alba’s too clean.

    #21 | Comment by Kewtr — May 21, 2007 @ 8:33 am

  22. I think Chabert is way hotter than Alba, but I have a feeling that with a little coaxing Alba could be a really dirty fuck.

    #22 | Comment by Kito — May 21, 2007 @ 9:30 am

  23. #14 – you missed mebbe Mia’s kinkiest role…that of schoolgirl stripper in Exotica.

    also one of her younger roles.

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2007 @ 10:21 am

  24. Kirshner > Chabert > Alba. yeah…

    #24 | Comment by MrShadow — May 21, 2007 @ 11:29 am

  25. you know its Lacey FTW

    #25 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — May 21, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

  26. I have to say that #14 has the most ridiculous post: “if I am ever in the position to sleep with a celebrity, and they give me a choice, and it’s Chabert or Alba… I’ll kill myself.” Yeah, that makes sense. I can picture it now:

    GOD: Hey, Ryu, here are 2 hot girls for you to sleep with. Which one do you want?

    Ryu: AAAHHHH!!!! Give me cyanide pills!!!!! AAhhhhh!!!!!

    #26 | Comment by Slappy White — May 21, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

  27. You people are hilarious. You’re taking this thing so seriously. “Hmmm … now, let me see. Based on her part in Lost in Space …”

    I respect your opinion to choose Chabert over Alba, but it’s ridiculous to attempt to back up your opinion with reasons based on acting roles or how much skin she has/has not shown. Believe me, you can’t always tell a prude by how they dress, and you definitely cannot pick out all the wild, kinky women by how much skin they show in public. Lots of women present totally different images in public vs. private, and especially as it relates to their sex lives.

    I think Alba is better looking (plus Chabert’s face constantly reminds me of what a whiner she was on Party of 5) but still, I’d have to agree with #6. Go for the 3-some and see who comes out on top!

    #27 | Comment by Slappy White — May 21, 2007 @ 1:44 pm

  28. Seems a good a place to ask as any..

    I’m hoping to acquire a particular clip from Chabert’s appearance in the movie Home Front. One involving a tub. I imagine it’s somewhere in dontlinkthis.net’s archives, but does anyone happen to have a url handy?

    #28 | Comment by Kevin — May 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

  29. Chabert won a long time ago.

    #29 | Comment by Tyler D. — May 21, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

  30. #28 – here you go.

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

  31. “I hope that everyone else is not an idiot, and understands the meaning of exaggeration… I’m only saying, the chance to sleep with a celebrity is probably one of the most major human fantasies (unless you’re in the industry, and probably even then…) If I got this choice, and then got stuck with this choice… I would be disappointed beyond belief…”

    “And Angelbaby, you’re very right, I missed a good one… but there are so many, she’s amazing…”

    #31 | Comment by Ryu — May 21, 2007 @ 5:31 pm

  32. “Oh, and might I add, it is only Alba because Chabert is not hot… not even a little…”

    #32 | Comment by Ryu — May 21, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

  33. ^^^


    #33 | Comment by Xan — May 21, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

  34. The market’s saturated with Alba, so I’d buy lotsa stock in Chabert. She’s younger and just as cute as Alba. And Alba just seems like a stuck-up bitch, you know the kind you wanted to hate-fuck all through high school.

    And I’d rather eat her little pussy instead of giving her a Cleveland Steamer. ‘Course that’s just my preference.

    #34 | Comment by Tony — May 21, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

  35. ask urselves gents, who has ever seen lacey in bikini or lingerie, or a see through dress and reveals her tits with the help of a light breeze? So please, stop saying bad things about Alba.

    for the record, i will still marry charbert, and have affair with alba.

    #35 | Comment by terrysky — May 21, 2007 @ 7:23 pm

  36. lacey chabert quit family guy becauase she thought the humor was too risque. SO I dont think shed let you take a dump on her chest.

    #36 | Comment by guy — May 21, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

  37. “Halfway there 33… I’m bi… is that a problem? I fail to see why being gay is an insult, and honestly, I’m in a better place than you are… If I pick up a chick, and I end up with a guy, I’m still good…” ^-^

    “Chabert just isn’t hot…”

    #37 | Comment by Ryu — May 21, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

  38. I would go for Chabert. Alba won’t f*ck you unless you’re black. Her vag must be like Carlsbad Caverns.

    #38 | Comment by mfThrilla — May 21, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  39. Well, it seems as if the media really does not know what us guys want. I mean, don’t we all want to see Chabert on the big screen shoving her big cans right in our faces. If Chabert went fully nude I’d gaurantee that that would beat the Shrek 3 opening. Jessica Alba is old news. Let’s all pray to our mighty Jesus Christ or Budda or maybe even the guy from Happy Days that Chabert gets credit for her big floppy boobies, cute eyes, and male seducing smiles.

    P.S. Jessica Alba always farts in the car and roles up the windows too. What a sick fuck!

    #39 | Comment by thetacokid — May 21, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

  40. Chabert’s teeth scare the hell out of me. Every time I see her smile, it’s like “Well, there goes the attraction.”

    At any rate, Alba FTW! She is still hotter than the sun AND she has a Kama Sutra statue in her living room. One can only hope it’s there to commemorate her favorite pose, right? ^_^

    #40 | Comment by nevermindthat — May 22, 2007 @ 1:05 am

  41. terry motherfuckin richardson is a god among men

    #41 | Comment by same — May 22, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  42. Abla is looking like Nicole Ritchie these days.

    I am all for the Sha’bear (Chabert).

    Sha’ right

    #42 | Comment by doppletwo — May 22, 2007 @ 11:24 am

  43. Sha bear wins because of the fun I could have with her Sha boobies. Plus it’d be interesting to see a plastic o-face, kind of like a real doll, only warmer.

    #43 | Comment by Elder Young — May 22, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

  44. alba is hotter but chabert would be the better lay

    #44 | Comment by Joe — May 22, 2007 @ 9:02 pm

  45. the shuh-bear!
    shes mine.

    #45 | Comment by donkykong — May 22, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

  46. lookit chabert’s fucked up thumbnail!!!


    winner of this round: Alba!

    #46 | Comment by clayboy — May 24, 2007 @ 2:00 am

  47. Alba. Its what’s for dinner. Yumm.

    #47 | Comment by mister — May 24, 2007 @ 7:11 pm

  48. 46. clayboy (02:00:56) :

    lookit chabert’s fucked up thumbnail!!!


    winner of this round: Alba!

    That’s hilarious like Nick Cannon.

    Ablah is too skinny.

    #48 | Comment by doppletwo — May 25, 2007 @ 8:11 pm

  49. Do we really need Hi-Res Pics of a magazine picture?

    #49 | Comment by Warmstuffing1 — May 26, 2007 @ 2:16 am

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