The most recent issue of Brit lad mag Zoo poses the age-old question that mankind has struggled with since the dawn of civilization (or at least the early 60’s)…real or fake? They have thoughtfully provided examples of each to aid the mammary connoisseur in his (or her) quest to answer this dilemma.

This piques my curiosity…where does the preference of the fubar masses fall? I came up with a few possibilities:

1. Real…cuz only nature’s beauty will do.
2. Fake…cuz the bigger and rounder the better.

So how about it? What say you?

ps. What’s up with breast size measurement in the UK? It must be different than here in the States (or there must be something in the water over there), I’ve never seen so many E’s and F’s (even a couple FF’s and a G).


72 thoughts on “B(.)(.)BS?

  1. first? real

    #1 | Comment by ddd — June 7, 2007 @ 1:41 am

  2. real… most fakes just look horrible

    #2 | Comment by BoyDharma — June 7, 2007 @ 1:48 am

  3. I actually dreamt about that tonight, and i choose #1, real, without a doubt.

    #3 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 7, 2007 @ 1:58 am

  4. real FTW

    #4 | Comment by mayhem — June 7, 2007 @ 1:59 am

  5. 98 percent of the time, real are totally superior.

    What I want in boobs is for them to match the person they’re on, or the figure at least. Skinny girls with giant boobs just don’t look right, and really, fake boobs rarely do anyway. And I’ve known girls who look better after a reduction too. I have a friend who got good implants, though, but she was less than an a-cup, and had a medium frame, so she looked sickly really. They made her look normal.

    Size, overall, doesn’t matter, just proportion. Like Scarlett’s and I like Knightley’s. And I liked Aguilera before she got the implants!

    #5 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 7, 2007 @ 2:02 am

  6. Got to agree with #5. Almost always real are better. But they can be too big. And most fake are too big. But, went out on a date tonight and learned that she had fake boobs. Look GREAT, but feel quite different (yeah, got to that point).

    #6 | Comment by Webpager — June 7, 2007 @ 2:16 am

  7. It’s worth noting there ARE two really good fakes in that spread.

    Kayleigh Pierson’s look perfectly natural to me, though it could be perspective. But they look to be a normal shape and curve and size. Natalie Denning too, she looks great. I think she’d look undersized less than that, but I’d like to see from more angles to be sure. Yeah, just to be sure, really.

    Also of note, neither of them suffer from the all too common bad nipple implants like to leave, where either the nipple gets huge and stretched and icky, or is a tiny dot at the end. I’ve rarely seen either of those happen naturally.

    #7 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 7, 2007 @ 2:24 am

  8. Fake breasts look great when it comes to cleavage under a blouse. Absolutely beautiful. But when it comes time for bedroom action, you quickly understand just how great real breasts are.

    Silicone is creepy. Damned uncomfortable and creepy.

    #8 | Comment by ruprecht jones — June 7, 2007 @ 2:40 am

  9. Boobs are never too big.

    #9 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 7, 2007 @ 2:46 am

  10. Fake boobs are just weird. I’ll never understand why so many women get them. I’d take small boobs over fake anytime. So, real for me.

    #10 | Comment by Mike — June 7, 2007 @ 2:57 am

  11. real, and 5 is most correct.

    #11 | Comment by Xan — June 7, 2007 @ 2:59 am

  12. It’s all about proportion and shape. Fake tits rarely ever have that.

    #12 | Comment by Patch — June 7, 2007 @ 3:09 am

  13. Real. I’ll take small real ones over big fake ones anytime…

    #13 | Comment by brew — June 7, 2007 @ 3:15 am

  14. Real real real only. Never have been happy with a pair of fake, but have enjoyed less-than-stellar reals at times. Also they need to be able to drag them across your body just so, and fakes just don’t work well, it’s just all off.

    Sam and Sophie in the pics– thumbs up.

    #14 | Comment by Kewtr — June 7, 2007 @ 3:23 am

  15. Real or my name isnt orville redenbacher!

    #15 | Comment by skarasta — June 7, 2007 @ 3:55 am

  16. “I like both, in terms of size… so fake boobs are dumb to me… Though, if it were about size… I usually end up with chicks with big boobs anyway. I’m not sure why, since face is what really matters for a girl. Body is just an aside, though, girls with pretty faces usually have good bodies. It’s easy to find the perfect body, the really big deal is the face.”

    #16 | Comment by Ryu — June 7, 2007 @ 3:56 am

  17. The average in the UK used to be 36C, but I believe I’ve heard on the news at least twice since then that its gone up and continues to do so. Lets say a D cup to be on the safe side, could be even bigger. And yes its definitely something in the water, its rising all the time at an increasing rate according to all the reports I’ve heard – there have been several recent high profile UK documentaries about all the young girls having back problems and trying to get reductions on the NHS (terrible idea!)

    Natural are great, but a GOOD pair of fake breasts are awesome too, I like the un-natural roundness and “auto cleavage” that some of them get. I’m more fussy about nipples however, and sometimes implants stretch them beyond recognition – not a good look!

    PS Great to finally see Imogen on these pages! You guys need more Welsh!

    #17 | Comment by thiessen — June 7, 2007 @ 4:17 am

  18. I think that the point has been made. Real, Real, Real! Implants are gross! Don’t get implants, we like ’em in all sizes. Just be sure to shave where it matters. We like that.

    #18 | Comment by Lektric Jezder — June 7, 2007 @ 5:06 am

  19. Pfft… who cares as long as the Vagina is real

    #19 | Comment by TadOptomistic — June 7, 2007 @ 5:19 am

  20. I hate the huge gaps between fake breasts. They also point to the sides, like they’re trying to escape eachother or something.

    #20 | Comment by BT — June 7, 2007 @ 8:56 am

  21. First of all, I think we should all thank AB for putting these photos in High Res format! (applause)

    Thanks to this, I’m pretty sure the nipples from photos 8 & 9 actually protruded from my monitor!

    As for my opinion, I too agree with the fact that boobs should be in proportion to the body. However, I don’t care about real or fake. I’ve been with women with great real tis and bad real tits as well as some with great implants and bad implants.

    The Bad implants are normally VERY Bad! But, for me, It’s all about the nipple anyways!

    But come on guys, if we got the whole package laying on the bed, just how long do you think we’re going to be spending time on the boobs anyways???

    I prefer to travel south!

    #21 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 7, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  22. You all mention how they look, but #8 knows…

    Who cares how they look when they move and feel wrong? You just can’t enjoy playing with them the same.

    Real > fake

    #22 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 7, 2007 @ 9:30 am

  23. As long as they feel good, that’s all that matters, as I mostly just use em as a place to rest my hands while I’m taking the skin boat to tuna-town. And really, who cares how they look; It’s not like anyone’s gonna see her again after she’s in my house, right?

    #23 | Comment by chode — June 7, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

  24. Hear, hear, #5. Nothing to add.

    #24 | Comment by exelis — June 7, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

  25. Real.

    Too bad when they’re compared in a magazine it’s photoshopped-real vs. photoshopped-fake instead of an actual real vs. fake.

    #25 | Comment by Whits — June 7, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

  26. When just in pictures, real and fake both look great. When it comes to seeing them in motion, big real tits are way better than big fake tits. And when it comes to feeling, nothing’s better than a handful (or more) or some naturally titty flesh.

    Sophie Howard god damn! I’m having a date with myself and that picture tonight.

    #26 | Comment by Tony — June 7, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

  27. Ass > boobs.
    real > fake
    small > big

    even when natural.

    #27 | Comment by Zombie-Squirrel — June 7, 2007 @ 7:54 pm

  28. As someone who has implants, I’d like to say that for the most part, I do prefer fake boobs over real ones, but only because: a) many of the boob jobs these days look very natural(thanks to better surgical techniques that came about over time since implants first came out); b) I’ve seen a lot of natural boobs that were either flabby, disproportionate, or generally unappealing.

    If two girls both have identical looking attractive boobs though, but one has implants and the other is all-natural, it is only natural for most people to be inclined to prefer the “real” boobs. Perhaps this is because guys instinctually perceive the all-natural girl with nice boobs to have better genetics(?).

    I do not like boobs that sag. I also do not like the look of a girl who is too disproportionately small, or has boobs that are too small to fill out tank tops and sundresses. Of course though, there are exceptions…some girls look great with smaller boobs. The only small boobs that I normally like are the ones that are perky, roundish, and have the biggish perky nipples that poke through tank tops. (Before my surgery, I didn’t even have that)

    Personally, I prefer boobs that are on the large side but not too large. A full D cup would be ideal, except for girls that are petite to the point that a D cup would look “way too much.” (Most guys prefer boobs that are a little smaller than the kind I like.) I also like boobs that are more on the rounder side, but not too round to the point that they look superfake(i.e., porn star boobs). I also like boobs that are perky. That is the reason that I often prefer implants over natural boobs.

    #28 | Comment by Becca — June 7, 2007 @ 9:36 pm

  29. Okay I just read through all the comments and I do agree with Zeke. Some people look better with implants if their boobs were disproportionately small. I used to be one of those girls. I also agree that sometimes girls who get surgery go way too big. One of the common compliments that I get about my implants, is that my surgeon made them perfectly proportionate and didn’t go too big. For example, I’m halfway between a C and a D and I do not feel that mine are too big. The only time that I feel that they are a bit too big, are the times that my shirts fit everywhere else except across the boobs. But then again, maybe that’s because the clothes are made to fit preteen and teenage girls who haven’t fully grown boobs yet…who knows. Either way, I love my boobs. =)

    #29 | Comment by Becca — June 7, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

  30. I am against most fake boobs, but some are nice to look at.

    I have never felt a fake boob that liked. feeling the ballon creeped me out ever time. I have never been creeped out by a real boob.

    Becca’s boobs look cute in that tight t-shirt, but I’m sorry Becca I’m sure if I felt them I would be creeped out.

    Of course you didn’t offer for me to feel them and you are on the other coast anyways.

    I don’t know though maybe I am being a bigot against fake boobs. I broke my ankle really bad and I have screws in my ankle. But when I touch the screws through my skin that creeps me out too.

    #30 | Comment by doppletwo — June 8, 2007 @ 3:26 am

  31. I need to proof read my comments.

    #31 | Comment by doppletwo — June 8, 2007 @ 3:27 am

  32. Some fake boobs feel weirder than others. I’ve felt boobs that had the super round fake look that have actually felt softer than mine, despite looking “firm.” My friend’s implants look very natural but according to my other friend, they feel a lot firmer than mine. I’ve heard that the new silicone gel implants feel more like normal breast tissue than the saline. It also depends on where the implants are placed. Implants placed under the pectoral muscles are more covered by muscle and breast tissue than implants placed over the muscle. A very tight-skinned flat-chested girl that goes from say, AA to DD will be more likely to have firmer feeling boobs than the boobs of a girl that went from say, saggy B-cups to a C-cup. That is the reason that a lot of girls wait until they have kids to get implants, because generally the skin across their chest is looser and will allow the implants to settle into place easier.

    In my experience, pre-implants many guys told me that I “didn’t need” the surgery. These were the same guys who either wouldn’t date me, or were desperate and/or infatuated with me enough that they would have dated me however I looked. Post-surgery, the same guys who never liked me before and told me that I shouldn’t get implants, finally started to ask me out. Maybe this is partly due to my implants looking a lot better than people thought they would turn out. Or maybe it’s also because getting implants sent out signals that I was sexually charged and non-prudish(hello, I tried to tell people that I wasn’t a prude before, but they never listened and just viewed me as the innocent looking straight-A student that looked 14! lol).

    #32 | Comment by Becca — June 8, 2007 @ 8:18 am

  33. Wow I sure write a lot about boobs lol. Boobs is one subject that gets me going. But one last comment: The pictures in Zoo were rather biased against implants, evidenced by their biased choice of pictures. A lot of the “fake” pictures exhibited boob jobs that weren’t botched, but by far NOT the best boob jobs out there. Likewise, a lot of the “real” pictures showed boobs that were unusually perfect! Seriously, how common is the “natural” size 32E??? 32A or 42E are more common, but even those sizes are anomalies. And how many girls with 32E’s exhibit perfect shape and perkiness? Most “natural” superbig boobs(i.e., size E or bigger) don’t look NEARLY as good as the boobs shown in that magazine. I believe that it is more common to see good-looking implants, than to find very large perfect-looking natural boobs. Again, the media is presenting an issue in a biased way(similar to the way the media shuns or supports Bush, shuns strippers, shuns celebrities, shuns obesity, etc.).

    #33 | Comment by Becca — June 8, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  34. Doppletwo — You said that you probably would get creeped out a bit if you felt my boobs lol. That might be true, since my boobs look great, feel decent, but don’t feel completely natural. However, I think you would have been almost equally creeped out by my pre-surgery boobs. I was abnormally flat to the point that I would wear deceiving “misleading” push-up bras. A few guys actually commented out loud that my boobs had looked much bigger with a shirt on than topless! Also, I (sigh) had no nipples back then. My nipples didn’t poke outward until after I got my surgery. My flat nipples could be the reason that the nipple rings I’d once had, had started to grow out and get all gross and shit…there was nothing for the nipple rings to really go through. Piercing them was like trying to pierce the skin of your palm lol.

    #34 | Comment by Becca — June 8, 2007 @ 8:31 am

  35. Since I am on the same coast as Becca, and only approximately 2 hours away, I would like to offer up my services as being the fondler/tester of Becca’s Boobs! I would then report back to the general fubarian public as to the feel of said boobs.

    With Becca’s permission, of couse! 😉

    #35 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 8, 2007 @ 9:13 am

  36. Becca, you sound a lot like my one of my best friends there. She’s training bra still, at 22. But for her, it looks right. She’s got a miniscule frame and is very tomboyish. For you, the implants work. You have the shape for them, at least from what the thumbnail reveals.

    It’s also true the list is biased with the pictures to an extent. I’ve dated a girl with real 36Es she’d had since fifth grade, despite her otherwise normal frame. They were the opposite of perky, and they pointed southward sometimes. Implants for her would have been fine.

    But, an augmentation and a lift are thoroughly different procedures and results. Augmentation is prone to looking super unnatural. A lift, well, puts things back in place. I think that might also be something worth covering in a magazine, but even that is variable. Sites like bignaturals sure make a lot of money, afterall, and they’re far from perky in most cases. But maybe that goes back to the subconcious and implies fertility, etc. Plus pornstars like Sierra, who’s breasts are rather massive but not perky, really, are showing that natural seems to be more popular with most people, even the less than perfect ones.

    #36 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 8, 2007 @ 9:53 am

  37. Can we just move the author of this post over to Becca since she’s taken it over?

    I’m not complaining Becca…I like that you are commenting.

    Though I still never got to see evidence of your boobages since I didn’t have a Myspace page.


    #37 | Comment by smash — June 8, 2007 @ 3:05 pm

  38. That is true about breast lifts, but did you know that most breast lift procedures involve inserting at least a very small implant in each boob? A lift involves the doctor cutting away the extra skin, so the doctor then needs to put something there to fill out the boob so that it retains its size(or slightly bigger) and stays put.

    I agree with you that sometimes, no matter how droopy or horrific the boobs may look, guys will still favor the giant natural boobs over the giant fake boobs. However, the oversized natural boobs have the advantage of being a “novelty” shall we say, because they’re unusual. Whereas for someone that is only say, a B cup but has droop, she probably will not win over someone that has perky C cup implants. Another reason that huge natural boobs may be a novelty, is because these days it is rare to find a porn star that has big boobs but DOESN’T have implants.

    Pictures anyone? LOL.

    #38 | Comment by Becca — June 8, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

  39. I did know, otherwise it’s just a reduction. But, it’s not adding to it either, really, I’ve not seen a lot of lifts that come out bigger than they were by any noticable amount. The skin is already there, it’s just got something firmer there now than fatty tissue, whereas augmentation stretches things out.

    The droopy b/perky c is an interesting conundrum, because it starts to seem reverse of expectations. A droopy b isn’t expected, nor is a perky c. But the droopy b seems more normal I’d think. The issue with implants isn’t so much perk to me, as shape. Too many implants have a poor shape and are unnaturally high, for example. The behind the muscle usually looks better, and silicone look better too(and move much more properly), so if that was the C, it’s probably a winner. But again, that depends on the overall body shape they’re attatched to.

    Oversized implants are still bad, no matter how well they’re technically done. It’s like a fat girl with a flat chest, it’s just not right.

    #39 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 8, 2007 @ 6:08 pm

  40. I really don’t give a shit, as long as they look good. I mean, real usually looks better, but there’s fake ones that look great too. And once I’ve seen them and decided they look good I really don’t care how they got there.

    #40 | Comment by Kito — June 8, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  41. From a looks standpoint:
    I think it all just depends on the particular combination of the size and shape of the breasts and the size and shape of the girls body. Too big or too small (compared to the body) is bad. I guess I don’t have anything against fake boobs…as long as they don’t LOOK fake. It’s no good if it looks like she’s got skin stretched over top of two softballs (or basketballs even) on the front of her chest. If they look soft, sag just enough (but not too much), don’t have any hideous scars, and match the body type, then there’s nothing aesthetically wrong with fake boobs.

    From a tactile standpoint:
    I can’t give any comment on the silicone implants, because I haven’t had a chance to “feel them out.” But I have had opportunity to feel the saline implants, and with my girlfriends that had them, they just didn’t feel quite right. Not bad exactly, just not quite right. My girlfriends that had natural breasts were all good, except one, who’s DD’s were just so saggy that they would roll into her armpits when we switched to missionary. In the feel department, I would prefer real ones. Then again, there are good and bad ones on either side of the fence, so you could presumably have a really good fake rack and win out over someone who had a pretty bad natural one.

    It all just depends on the particular boob, I guess.

    #41 | Comment by Pyronuc — June 8, 2007 @ 8:25 pm

  42. Rita G has real boobs that are too perfect.

    They look like they have to be fake, but Howard Stern had an ultra sound done on her boobs to see if she had implants.

    I have never met a girl in real life that had boobs that firm and shapely and D or DD. Boobs like Keeley’s or Rita G’s are probably more rare then 7 foot tall guys the are height weight proportionate.

    There was a girl in high school the that had very firm, very round large Bs or small Cs. If she wasn’t only 14 she they came in; seeing her boobs I would have assumed they were implants.

    Becca it’s not easy to post pics here in the comments. You should go to http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/forum/index.php?showforum=68 for pics.

    The “The Asian Hotties thread” is great.

    The site is sort of rough you should probably just lurk for a little while to get the feel of it before posting. And read the rules.

    #42 | Comment by doppletwo — June 9, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

  43. ^^^
    or she could just click on the button under the banner here and post pics in our forum…

    …which isn’t rough, and doesn’t require one to lurk or read dumb rules before joining in. just jump on in!

    #43 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

  44. Yeah, sorry for posting that link. I am a member of the “forum” here too.

    But the forums here don’t have many pics. Also the forums are slow.

    On this site all the action is on the front page and in the comments to the frontpage posts.

    Their frontpage sucks and your forum sucks. Why can’t you guys make up or whatever so that the good frontpage is attached to the active forum?

    It’s like we have kool aid and no sugar, cereal and no milk, peanutbutter and no jelly, ham and no burger.

    Maybe I should setup a peace summit.

    They still read the frontpage here. I can tell because the steal from it all the time. Also a few post here.

    #44 | Comment by doppletwo — June 9, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

  45. My comment about posting pics was a reply to Becca’s comment in post 38

    Another reason that huge natural boobs may be a novelty, is because these days it is rare to find a porn star that has big boobs but DOESN’T have implants.

    Pictures anyone? LOL.

    Becca made a request for pics of porn stars with real boobs.

    #45 | Comment by doppletwo — June 9, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

  46. Nah, I was referring to pictures of non-porn stars with fake boobs that look a little like real boobs ha ha:


    #46 | Comment by Becca — June 9, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

  47. Bah link didn’t work. Let’s try this again.


    #47 | Comment by Becca — June 9, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

  48. [IMG]http://i15.tinypic.com/52vu4cx.jpg[/IMG]


    If this doesn’t work, does anyone know how to post pictures? I am not that good with computers. =(

    #48 | Comment by Becca — June 9, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

  49. REAL

    I like delicious flat chest too though.

    #49 | Comment by henl — June 9, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

  50. Becca your body is quite nice. Did you shop around for a long time to find a good doctor?

    Your boobs look great and I don’t like most implants. I find it strange when a celebrity with plenty of money has a bad boob job. Like Tara Ried, Tori Spelling and Sharon Stone’s recent implants.

    I think that Catherine Bell had a lift with a small implant added. Also I am pretty sure Madonna has had the same thing.

    I am suprised that your boobs look so good Becca. Usually when a girl is as flat as you said you were the implant’s outline is visible. DId you go with under the muscle? Your skin looks to be very healthy and having good skin elasticity seems to help with an augmentation having good results.

    How long are your implants supposed to last for? Do you need to wear a sports bra when jogging or playing sports?

    I apologize, if these questions or comments are too much, but you seem open to discussion of your boobs.

    #50 | Comment by doppletwo — June 10, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

  51. Oh, I forgot to add your waist is sexy. You are sexy like a coke bottle. And I am not super into waists, I am more butt man.

    Your shape captures my attention more your breasts in that pic. I don’t mean to insult your boobs, but could you post picture of your back.

    Your shape is what women were trying to look like when corsets were in style. Your waist is better than a corseted one Your shape is to waists what Keeley’s boobs are to boobs. I don’t know, if took the SATs or get analogies, but I trying to say you are gentically gifted and you take care of yourself.

    Maybe your new boobs help balance you out and highlight your hourglass shape

    #51 | Comment by doppletwo — June 10, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

  52. LOL I do not mind the questions. I actually answer these questions a lot, especially for females that are looking to get the same kind of surgery.

    “Did you shop around for a long time to find a good doctor?”

    Ironically no. I had a few friends who’d gotten implants, and one of my friends had really nice boobs and recommended Dr. Eisenberg to me. He has one of the best reputations in my city and is known for doing very natural looking work(his website is http://www.lookingnatural.com). I scheduled a consultation with him, and I liked what I heard so I didn’t bother to shop around after that. Perhaps I should have, just for comparison sake. Most times it is not a good idea to decide on a surgeon after meeting only one. But since I chose one that had a good rep, it turned out okay.

    “Your boobs look great and I don’t like most implants. I find it strange when a celebrity with plenty of money has a bad boob job. Like Tara Ried, Tori Spelling and Sharon Stone’s recent implants.”

    Oh yes, I agree! Usually the more expensive boob jobs are going to look a lot better. I read that Tara Reid’s first boob job was botched because she rushed into it without researching a good surgeon or what she wanted from the boob job. For example, she didn’t realize that she needed a lift before implants, and her surgeon never suggested it to her even though she needed it to achieve the look that she wanted.

    “I am suprised that your boobs look so good Becca. Usually when a girl is as flat as you said you were the implant’s outline is visible. DId you go with under the muscle? Your skin looks to be very healthy and having good skin elasticity seems to help with an augmentation having good results.”

    Why thank you! 🙂 I wasn’t completely “flat” in the literal sense, but very close to it. The reason the implant’s outline isn’t vey visible, is because yes my doctor went under the muscle. Also, my doctor specifically told me what sizes I was able to achieve. My doctor is not the type that will give an A-cup girl DDD’s; if he did that, then they wouldn’t look natural and they’d look all stretched out. Although I sometimes wish they were a cup bigger, people constantly tell me that I got a good proportionate size and they’re glad I didn’t go too superhuge.

    As far as the implant’s outline, the outline used to be more visible but then over time, the implants dropped into place and the outline became less visible. You can still see the outline sometimes, such as when I lean over topless(along the side) or when I wear an underwire bra that pushes my boobs waaaay up(but I guess that occurs for anyone?). If anything, I’ve seen a lot of boob jobs that look more natural than mine. But that’s probably because those girls weren’t as flat as me pre-surgery, so they had more skin and tissue to work with.

    “How long are your implants supposed to last for?”

    Saline-filled implants last an average of 7-10yrs. Sometimes they last for much longer! I’m counting on getting re-surgery around 7yrs from now(by that time, I’ll be at the 9-yr mark). The saline implants last shorter than silicone gel implants, because they are more prone to leakage or rippling, but I’d rather go the safe route(saline) than the possible risks of silicone. Sure silicone is supposed to look and feel better, but I already like my saline boobs, so that’s not much of an issue.

    “Do you need to wear a sports bra when jogging or playing sports?”

    No I don’t. I was required to wear a sports bra for the first week after surgery, but that was it. To be honest, sports bras are very restricting and anything that is overly tight makes my chest hurt. If anything, I don’t have to wear a bra as much as people with “natural” breasts do, since my boobs are less prone to sagging.

    LOL here’s something VERY interesting for you guys: Have you ever heard of a female’s breasts getting slightly bigger or fuller right before her period? Well, my boobs pre-surgery sucked because they NEVER got bigger. PMS, weight gain, even pregnancy had NO effect on them whatsoever. It was sad. Well, ever since I got my surgery, my boobs have been getting slightly bigger at certain points in the month or following weight gain. It’s so weird! I do not know why this is…perhaps the foreign substance stimulated the hormones or whatever? I don’t know. Pre-surgery, I was self conscious about putting on weight, because all the weight would go to my thighs and stomach(i.e., pear shape) and make my boobs look even smaller(proportionately speaking) in comparison. But post-surgery, I don’t mind putting on weight. After my ex-boyfriend passed away last fall, I was depressed and put on 10-15lbs…but I didn’t look “fat,” because it distributed evenly. This is the reason why I go from a medium C to a small D and back, all in the course of a month ha ha.

    #52 | Comment by Becca — June 10, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

  53. Becca, your boobs look great (at least in your shirt) and they obviously make you feel better as a person, so who-the-fuck cares what i or anyone else thinks.

    I am sure that there are guys who notice you now that didn’t before–but I am willing to bet its not always just your boobs, rather your increased confidence in your own attractiveness which allows you to radiate that “notice-me” vibe that comes through even in your photograph.


    #53 | Comment by mister — June 10, 2007 @ 6:47 pm

  54. Oh! Just saw the tinypic. Your boobs look great without the T-shirt too. I didn’t mean to suggest the opposite before–I just saw the unclothed pic.

    #54 | Comment by mister — June 10, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

  55. Doppletwo – get a room!

    #55 | Comment by smash — June 11, 2007 @ 8:46 am

  56. BOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!

    #56 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2007 @ 9:16 am

  57. Justin is a boob.

    #57 | Comment by smash — June 11, 2007 @ 10:31 am

  58. Thanks to everyone! Also, I agree that part of the increased attention might come from my increased confidence as well as the increased breast size. I think it’s a win-win situation.

    In the past, people mistaked me for being very innocent and meek. This was mostly because I had very young looks(e.g., I was 21 but looked 16) and I came across as shy around everyone but people I knew very well. Guys sized me up to be “too innocent” and as a result were a bit leery about going out with me. Once I got boobs, people got a different perception of me…a better one!(at least in my opinon; my father would probably disagree though lol)…guys were finally seeing me as someone who’d be willing to hook up, not just some cute friend’s-little-sister-next-door type. My one friend Jay was like, “Back in 2001 when we all first met…back when some of us were prudish.” I said, “What? I was never a prude.” I wanted to say, Hello! You guys judged before getting to know me! LOL it took having a more sexy look before guys realized this.

    #58 | Comment by Becca — June 11, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  59. fake boobs are like tats… they are signs that a girl is more ‘loose’. It’s not always reality or a direct correlation, but there is some truth to it. She wants people to notice her physically…and in most cases is willing to show off parts of her body she’s proud of.

    Guys like both things because they think they are more likely going to score.

    #59 | Comment by smash — June 11, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

  60. I have been seeing a lot of bad tattoos around lately.

    I want go up to the girls and lick my thumb and rub it off, because hopefully its just a bad fake tattoo. And when spit on thumb doesn’t work I apply the tongue.

    But in most cases I have shown restraint and have not done any of this. And the times when I haven’t been able to show restraint have often lead to awkward moments.

    #60 | Comment by doppletwo — June 11, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

  61. Smash, although I will not agree that girls with fake boobs are necessarily “looser,” I will agree that guys DO perceive girls with fake boobs(or ANY big boobs, natural or fake) to be “easier.” For most girls, that can work to a disadvantage and garner her unwanted attention from some guys. For me, this actually worked to my advantage, since I am single, looking, and enjoy the attention. Pre-surgery, I would sometimes get disregarded as the innocent little girl type…completely not like me…but that is how guys perceived me, and as a result I had a lot of trouble scoring with guys my age or older.

    Smash, as far as how “loose” a girl is…not true. A girl can have sex 10X a day and STILL be fairly tight, if she has good genetics and/or does Kegal exercises to strengthen those muscles. A girl can be a virgin(or only have had sex a few times in her life) but be on the looser side. Trust me, I’ve asked guys about this.

    I had a friend who started having sex at age 13 and had it pretty frequently(boyfriends, steady fuck-buddies, one night stands, all of it). An ex of mine hooked up with her and apparently she was pretty tight…tighter than I was when this same ex had taken my virginity. 🙁 (How embarrassing) Actually, more than a few guys said that about this friend. Meanwhile, I had another friend who didn’t have sex until college…later I overheard her “first” and his guy buddies making innuendos that implied that she wasn’t the tightest. Then there is me…apparently I haven’t loosened up very much at all in the last 8 years, I feel almost the same. Basically if a girl is waiting because she doesn’t want her future husband to think she is “loose,” then she is wasting her time!

    #61 | Comment by Becca — June 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

  62. Um, Becca when Smash said “more loose” I think he meant “easier” and not that she isn’t tight down there in the happytown region.

    “Loose” is old people talk for “easy”. He is saying that the perception that there is a fair chance that a lass is a harlot or a strumpet, if her bosom has been amplified via medical procedure.

    Becca how did a cool little hottie like you even stumble upon this place?

    #62 | Comment by doppletwo — June 12, 2007 @ 3:31 am

  63. Yes, I didn’t mean loose that way.

    I also was saying that it is the perception men have, not necessarily the reality.

    However, there is a ring of truth to it as someone who’s had body modification is more likely to show it off.

    Angelbaby said to me in IM that she doesn’t think that is necessarily true anymore as tats have become more common for college age women to do. I still think they are more likely to show you and that makes it a little bit easier to score.

    #63 | Comment by smash — June 12, 2007 @ 5:33 am

  64. #62 becca has been around for quite a while

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/930/ –> #3 in 2003!

    #64 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2007 @ 5:44 am

  65. Okay I understand now. I think that implants are becomming more common along with tattoos(not as common as tattoos, but a lot more common than they were 20-30yrs ago).

    As far as girls with implants being “easier,” it can go either way. My friend has implants and she’s been in a monogamous relationship for 7yrs now, so she’s less easy than average. But then there’s people like me, that got implants partly because I wanted to look more like my own ideal of beauty, and partly because I knew that I would like the added sexual attention. Then again, I can’t really say that the ‘sexual attention’ was a reason I got them done, since at the time of my surgery I was in a very committed relationship(I didn’t indulge in the extra sexual attention until a year later, when the relationship ended). It can go either way.

    But as far as guys perceptions(which aren’t always accurate, but accuracy is irrelevant here), I do agree that a guy will perceive a busty girl(natural OR fake) to be “easier” than average. Especially if she is wearing a cleavage-bearing tight top.

    #65 | Comment by Becca — June 12, 2007 @ 11:01 am

  66. Wait is the same Becca that was “Speedbuggin”? Wasn’t she originally from Australia, I thought?

    #66 | Comment by smash — June 12, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

  67. #64 makes me feel like a total n()()b, in leet even.

    #67 | Comment by doppletwo — June 12, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

  68. No I’m not originally from Australia. I was living there at the time that I found this site. It’s funny how many things my friends found in Australia…the infamous Star Wars Kid was one of them(who, ironically enough, bears a striking resemblance to my ex-friend Gay Dave).

    #68 | Comment by Becca — June 12, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

  69. I went out with a lesbian for a few weeks.

    #69 | Comment by doppletwo — June 12, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

  70. 69 – you turned her lesbo?

    Becca, I thought that was you all this time but I wasn’t sure. I remember you from a long time ago. I think we even chat once in the past. Anyway, welcome back!

    #70 | Comment by smash — June 12, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

  71. No, she was a lesbian already for years. But I gave her a chance because she was a really cute and cool little pinay with lucious Ds. Although with her short hair she look like a little boy, if wore something bulky that covered her too much.

    I she was cheating on me with a girl after a week. I thought there was a chance that I might be are to get both of them into bed at the same time, but I just got dumbed instead.

    The other woman was a tall thin Indian ( red dot, not feather ) with amazing eyes and beautiful hair.

    #71 | Comment by doppletwo — June 12, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

  72. I prefer both! The natural girls I have been with have been great when in the upright position. However, the joy of real disappears when they are ontheirbacks and the boobs go to either armpit,leaving the chest flat.

    However, the women with great fakes, have proud straight up breast as you screw them. they bounce up and down with each thrust.

    MOST IMPORTANTLY WHEN THEIR HUBBIES PAY FOR NEW BOOBS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BENEFACTOR OF PENT UP HORMONES. So as a hubby never buy your wife of ovver 5 years new boobs,as someone else will be playing with them. I had one woman from work come over to show hers off while they were still black and blue. She was proud for good reason!

    #72 | Comment by Warmstuffing1 — June 13, 2007 @ 1:42 am

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