Here’s Amanda at the launching of her new clothing line ‘dear by amanda bynes’.

You know what i miss doing? Reporting those ‘This day in Amanda Bynes history’ facts like how i used to whenever i made AB posts. It’s a damn shame the fact generator where i got those facts is broken. To bad yep to bad.

22 thoughts on “AMANDA BYNES

  1. no its not too bad that fact generator is broken.


    #1 | Comment by Xan — August 10, 2007 @ 11:21 pm

  2. p.s.

    amanda bynes=FTL



    #2 | Comment by Xan — August 10, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

  3. I’m with Xan on this one, she’s just getting worse, and that carefully planned hairdo can only disguise her narrow-set eyes for so long. Then there’s those baby teeth…

    Body looks pretty great though.

    #3 | Comment by Kewtr — August 10, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  4. I’m still waiting for her to learn sexy.
    It will be a day of grand eruptions for all of mankind.

    #4 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — August 11, 2007 @ 12:03 am

  5. mmmm…mandy!

    she’s a goddess even with her orange tan, but what happened to those boobs she had been sprouting?

    double post whore = FTL

    #5 | Comment by turtle — August 11, 2007 @ 12:04 am

  6. I think she’s hot, and she’ll only get better!

    #6 | Comment by Tanaka — August 11, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  7. hate the new layout.

    #7 | Comment by paul — August 11, 2007 @ 11:34 am

  8. Yeah, the new layout sucks.

    Amanda looks downright radioactive.

    Boobies don’t look too bad, though.

    #8 | Comment by Carl Monday — August 11, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  9. Still think she looks like a chipmunk.

    Plus, isn’t she 21 now? Doesn’t that officially make her too old for this site?

    #9 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 11, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  10. Yeah, but a SEXY chipmunk!!!! A sexy, radioactive, narrow-eyed chipmunk.


    #10 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — August 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

  11. Hm… one particular image seems to be b0rked. Think we can get a reupload? 🙂

    #11 | Comment by CuriousGeorge — August 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

  12. yeah, i hate the random number/name generator, and the fact one of the pics is farked up.

    #12 | Comment by Taco — August 11, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  13. Orange Tans…..”that’s Hot”

    #13 | Comment by JonKing — August 12, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

  14. Tried to send link to Angelbaby & Justin but it bounced.

    Amanda Bynes new movie

    #14 | Comment by 0crabby0 — August 13, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

  15. ^^^
    hmm…so basically it’s a gender-reversed ‘revenge of the nerds’

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 13, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

  16. OK, story time. I used to “hang around” the Amanda Bynes sites back in the day (2001-2003 or so)… there weren’t a lot, but there was this one… It might still be around, I don’t know (OK, I just checked – it’s not). It was called “Amanda Bynes Now”, and before that it was “AmandaMonium”. Clever stuff, right?

    Well, anyway, the site’s webmaster (and I use that term loosely, as most of the stuff was done in FrontPage) went by the name of Robair. I don’t know if that was pronounced Rob-Air or, Robert, as in Colbert. But this guy was… an odd fellow. He was, like, 42 I think. And this was back when Amanda was 15. He was also a champion crossword puzzle guy and he traded tapes of old game shows on another site he had. The weird part wasn’t that he was 42 and had a site for a 15 year old girl. I mean, that’s not weird, right? It wasn’t even that he thought she was hot (I’m not even sure if he did), it was how he acted like some sort of cross between a big brother, a PR rep, and a crazy Internet stalker. I mean, Penelope Taynt had nothing on this guy.

    He wrote a column every week detailing whatever was happening in Amandaland, and posted the shittiest looking vidcaps you’ve ever seen in your life. Somehow, he not only told his brother that he had this crazy ass website, but also, his brother once took over webmastering duties when Robair was away or something. I forget. His brother, Dave, also had a deaf daughter. I don’t know why I remember that. If I was Dave, though, I would keep her away from my brother. Also a just now concluded Google search tells me that Dave was actually on Who Wants To Be a Millionare. WTF.

    I actually bothered this goofy Robair a couple times, asking him for more vidcaps of certain scenes from The Amanda Show (it was horrible, btw), and we were vaguely buddy-buddy, until he found my website where I called him a pedophile. He got offended and acted like that was a bad word or something.

    The sad thing is I could go on, but I won’t. Oh, yeah, and The Amanda Bynes Fanpage was much better than that shit AmandaMonium.

    #16 | Comment by zomg — August 14, 2007 @ 12:47 am

  17. Oh shit, I just found a post somewhere that, last year, Robair met Amanda. and there was a picture. And it’s gone now! How could I have missed the most epic moment in Amanda Bynes Internet History?

    #17 | Comment by zomg — August 14, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  18. Oh wait, I think Dave’s daughter was blind, because she had books on tape. Even more dangerous when Robair’s about.


    #18 | Comment by zomg — August 14, 2007 @ 12:58 am

  19. OK, I was kidding when I said I was done, because, while it’s not THE picture, I did find A picture of Robair, and it is awesome: ICONFESS

    Also from reading up on Dave’s adventures on Millionare, apparently Robair was Dave’s Phone A Friend. DOES ANYONE HAVE A TAPE OF THAT GAME SHOW I WILL TRADE YOU

    #19 | Comment by zomg — August 14, 2007 @ 1:20 am

  20. lolz! That was great!

    I think most webmasters of fan sites are creepy old guys, especially when it’s for a young girl. *shivers*

    #20 | Comment by Mike — August 14, 2007 @ 5:31 am

  21. I’m finding these Robair stories far more interesting than these shots of amanda, who looks to me like any random cute high school chick at the mall.

    do you have the pic of robair and amanda? i can only imagine the expression on her face.

    back in the early days of teh intarwebs (1993 or so), my buddy and i would hang out in this debbie gibson-themed MUD or MOO or whatever they were called, cuz we didn’t think there was anyone less hip than teh Deb, unless it was her fans. we usta email back and forth with the girl who ran it…. chris hansen could have become famous 14 years earlier than he did if he’d posed in there as a 12 yo girl. c. 1993 FTW!!!1

    just checked. the MOO is, amazingly, still active.

    #21 | Comment by beststoryever — August 15, 2007 @ 4:21 am

  22. Haha, there is a youtube video of Robair’s brother on Millionaire, where Robair is his phone-a-friend, at about 7:40. Robair is not helpful at all, and his brother only wins $8000. Damn Mongolians!

    I have no idea why I feel the need to post this really, but I found it and remembered I had some long-winded post here somewhere and figured I should note it for posterity. Still looking for that picture, though…

    #22 | Comment by zomg — August 26, 2008 @ 1:42 am

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