Miss Hawaii looks like she just got mugged and punched in the face. Here’s your Miss Congeniality sash, now beat it!
And to all other Miss Teen USA contestants, please gather around. I have an announcement to make. I have hidden somewhere on my body(specifically my sweat pants), a scholarship to the college of your choice, as well as $100 gift certificate to the Gap and a $50 certificate to the Body Shop. You know what to do.
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by Smiley — August 26, 2007 @
5:20 am
From the same country that brought you “To catch a predator” you now find under 18’s prancing round in bikini’s on TV.
It’s a strange world. 🙂
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by Zleet — August 26, 2007 @
5:52 am
No-one under 16? Thats predjudice to the 13-15 year old, I demand equality in our pedo baiting tv.
Just watched the swimsuit bit on youtube. Anyone got a Hi res torrent/download so I can judge more clearly? 😉 Aw Man, Mario Lopez is presenting this? I was jealous enough of that guy as it is!
Colorado? you need to stop believing that girls on the internet is “the norm” stupid fool
West Virginia if you please, at least she looks less fake/tanned/stupid than the others
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by texas_burner — August 26, 2007 @
9:10 am
ZOMG! West Virginia! Colorado! New Jersey and Illinois! Yeeaaaaaah!
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by Howard Dean — August 26, 2007 @
9:45 am
Hmm… looks like there aren’t any good looking women in the US if THAT’S the best from every state. *throws up* I can go for a walk downtown and see like 20 far better looking girls within 10 minutes.
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by Franc — August 26, 2007 @
11:01 am
Colorado or New Jersey for the win. At least they look like puberty has kicked in, hips etc.
Though, why the hell are all the so called “hobbies” something that could’ve come out of a puritanical christian book called “What to do in between cooking and washing, if your husband allows”?
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by BongoClown — August 26, 2007 @
1:11 pm
WTF? Who did Mickey the Nose have to threaten to get his ugly niece in the pageant?
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by mister — August 26, 2007 @
1:54 pm
Miss Teen USA? Jeez, more like Miss “I look old enough to get into clubs and drink and commit statutory rape entrapment to unknowing horn dogs who browse dontlinkthis”.
I’d do time for some time to do Miss Virginia. Btw, since when is laughing a hobby? Dumb fucking cunt. Of course, she’s from Lynchburg.
what’s funny about this is that it’s being shown on the same network as Dateline: how to catch a pedo.
The same channel that says lusting after teens is the work of the devils, is showing teens in bikinis just for the sake of showing teens in their bikinis!
Good work thar, NBC!
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by DisconcertedGeorge — August 29, 2007 @
11:16 am
^
I don’t watch it to feed my growing (pun) pedophilia, I watched it in hopes of hearing AC Slater call one of them preppy and tries to ask Donald out for a soda pop at The Max.
Btw, fun facts: Notable pageant winners include actresses Kelly Hu (1985-Hawaii), Bridgette Wilson (1990-Oregon), and Vanessa Minnillo (1998-South Carolina!!!!lolzz). Maria Menounos (Miss Massachusetts Teen USA 1996) also competed.
Maybe he’ll go the whole hog and call then Momma. Or make a comment about their legs. The sexist pig. Where’s my caffiene pills? I’m so excited! I’m so, SCARED
First!!!
#1 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — August 26, 2007 @ 12:13 am
Minnesota, eh!
#2 | Comment by nevermindthat — August 26, 2007 @ 12:15 am
Minnesota FTW.
#3 | Comment by sodapopinski — August 26, 2007 @ 12:22 am
New Jersey has my vote
#4 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — August 26, 2007 @ 12:43 am
Other than the abs, Colorado=Yes Please.
#5 | Comment by Kewtr — August 26, 2007 @ 1:03 am
Better looking girls at typical day at the mall in Vancouver…..despite what David Lee Roth might say.
#6 | Comment by JonKing — August 26, 2007 @ 1:35 am
lol@ miss kansas…jamie “strokes”
i forget which one i liked, whichever one it was, the didnt even make it into the top 15…so i was done with it. lol.
but out of the ones shown here, ima have to go with miss new jersey.
#7 | Comment by Xan — August 26, 2007 @ 1:38 am
they all look 20+ easily.. fking made-up girls in pagents (sp?) do not do it for me.
#8 | Comment by Evestay — August 26, 2007 @ 2:02 am
^^^
i personally like a lil more meat of the bones. bigger boobs too ftw
#9 | Comment by Xan — August 26, 2007 @ 3:11 am
needs more collage of miss louisiana…i read somewhere that she’s 15.
and i’d vote for miss kansas out of this bunch…16 and already 5’11”? we’re talking Mandy Moore/Michelle Wie-level gigant here.
oh, and i’ve seen a much prettier girl from Alabama than that… >_>
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2007 @ 3:41 am
Miss Hawaii looks like she just got mugged and punched in the face. Here’s your Miss Congeniality sash, now beat it!
And to all other Miss Teen USA contestants, please gather around. I have an announcement to make. I have hidden somewhere on my body(specifically my sweat pants), a scholarship to the college of your choice, as well as $100 gift certificate to the Gap and a $50 certificate to the Body Shop. You know what to do.
#11 | Comment by Smiley — August 26, 2007 @ 5:20 am
From the same country that brought you “To catch a predator” you now find under 18’s prancing round in bikini’s on TV.
It’s a strange world. 🙂
#12 | Comment by Zleet — August 26, 2007 @ 5:52 am
No-one under 16? Thats predjudice to the 13-15 year old, I demand equality in our pedo baiting tv.
#13 | Comment by thiessen — August 26, 2007 @ 6:21 am
Colorado (bitch face)
Kansas (nice smile)
Minnesota (coy expressions)
West Virginia (disappearing manga eyes).
Clearly, descriptions from a man who has categorised their porn collection.
#14 | Comment by JVC — August 26, 2007 @ 6:34 am
Just watched the swimsuit bit on youtube. Anyone got a Hi res torrent/download so I can judge more clearly? 😉 Aw Man, Mario Lopez is presenting this? I was jealous enough of that guy as it is!
#15 | Comment by thiessen — August 26, 2007 @ 6:50 am
swimsuit bit here!
http://rapidshare.com/files/51313398/MissTeenUSA2007-swimsuit.avi
#16 | Comment by Justin — August 26, 2007 @ 7:06 am
I heart me some redheads. Jersey, baby…
+1 to AB re Bama, however she has IMO the best ass-to-thigh-to-calf ratio.
#17 | Comment by BobBobson — August 26, 2007 @ 8:11 am
Justin, thank you, I came lolz
My vote goes to either Colorado or West Virginia I think, although I may have to reinspect the footage a few more times to be sure 😉
#18 | Comment by thiessen — August 26, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Colorado? you need to stop believing that girls on the internet is “the norm” stupid fool
West Virginia if you please, at least she looks less fake/tanned/stupid than the others
#19 | Comment by texas_burner — August 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am
ZOMG! West Virginia! Colorado! New Jersey and Illinois! Yeeaaaaaah!
#20 | Comment by Howard Dean — August 26, 2007 @ 9:45 am
Hmm… looks like there aren’t any good looking women in the US if THAT’S the best from every state. *throws up* I can go for a walk downtown and see like 20 far better looking girls within 10 minutes.
#21 | Comment by Franc — August 26, 2007 @ 11:01 am
Colorado or New Jersey for the win. At least they look like puberty has kicked in, hips etc.
Though, why the hell are all the so called “hobbies” something that could’ve come out of a puritanical christian book called “What to do in between cooking and washing, if your husband allows”?
#22 | Comment by BongoClown — August 26, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
WTF? Who did Mickey the Nose have to threaten to get his ugly niece in the pageant?
#23 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Miss Teen USA? Jeez, more like Miss “I look old enough to get into clubs and drink and commit statutory rape entrapment to unknowing horn dogs who browse dontlinkthis”.
I’d do time for some time to do Miss Virginia. Btw, since when is laughing a hobby? Dumb fucking cunt. Of course, she’s from Lynchburg.
#24 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
Btw girls, Gonorrhea builds character–AND it’s curable. Herpes, not so much.
#25 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
how about some high rez of all those gleaming cameltoes?
#26 | Comment by MrShadow — August 26, 2007 @ 9:37 pm
Minnesota is going to have me wacking it hard tonight!
#27 | Comment by thetacokid — August 27, 2007 @ 1:34 am
Virginia’s got my vote!
On an interesting side note, I smoked weed with NJ’s Brother in College!
#28 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 27, 2007 @ 8:19 am
^^ #24 I laughed at your comment alot.
I wouldn’t call it one of my hobbies though. I gotta go back and check that out. Hilarious!
#29 | Comment by Ike — August 28, 2007 @ 8:10 pm
what’s funny about this is that it’s being shown on the same network as Dateline: how to catch a pedo.
The same channel that says lusting after teens is the work of the devils, is showing teens in bikinis just for the sake of showing teens in their bikinis!
Good work thar, NBC!
#30 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 29, 2007 @ 11:16 am
^
I don’t watch it to feed my growing (pun) pedophilia, I watched it in hopes of hearing AC Slater call one of them preppy and tries to ask Donald out for a soda pop at The Max.
Btw, fun facts: Notable pageant winners include actresses Kelly Hu (1985-Hawaii), Bridgette Wilson (1990-Oregon), and Vanessa Minnillo (1998-South Carolina!!!!lolzz). Maria Menounos (Miss Massachusetts Teen USA 1996) also competed.
yes, NBC, good work indeed,
Herpes!!!!!!!!!
#31 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 29, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Maybe he’ll go the whole hog and call then Momma. Or make a comment about their legs. The sexist pig. Where’s my caffiene pills? I’m so excited! I’m so, SCARED
#32 | Comment by thiessen — August 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm