25 thoughts on “ASHLEE SIMPSON

  1. 1st

    She looks good. Way better with

    #1 | Comment by wannaramble — September 26, 2007 @ 10:08 am

  2. less nose….

    #2 | Comment by wannaramble — September 26, 2007 @ 10:10 am

  3. I’d prefer her nose to be in my belly button either way…..

    #3 | Comment by TheMan — September 26, 2007 @ 10:17 am

  4. I approve.

    Plastic surgery that removes stuff is okay with me.

    #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 26, 2007 @ 10:24 am

  5. 5TH!

    yeah i agree, shes not the same girl. now shes like any other blonde slut out there.

    #5 | Comment by dizzle — September 26, 2007 @ 10:39 am

  6. Previously, she was distinctive because she had a big nose and a famous sister.

    Now she just has a famous sister.

    Ashlee isn’t unattractive, but she’s not super hot, either. But, I think she needs to show some talent (or bush) to justify a post on this site.

    #6 | Comment by Bender — September 26, 2007 @ 11:36 am

  7. ^Agreed

    #7 | Comment by Skarasta — September 26, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

  8. I need a before and after. It still looks the same.

    #8 | Comment by Scratch — September 26, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

  9. pre-surgery Ashlee>post surgery Ashlee

    #9 | Comment by Xan — September 26, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

  10. I have to disagree with you, Xan… she’s one of the rare cases where going under the knife was a good thing. Her sister should do it as well, except that the knife should be used to cut her throat.

    Ashlee Simpson is best described by a comment I saw on an image of her playing with bubbles: “I love you Ashlee Simpson, you vapid fucking screech owl.” She’s adorable, but she can’t sing worth a shit. At all. She’s almost as bad as Macy Gray, except that Ashlee has the redeeming quality of being made of 2 parts plastic surgery and 3 parts boner generator.

    #10 | Comment by Duffman — September 26, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

  11. That 1st picture looks a little like Duff

    #11 | Comment by wannaramble — September 26, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

  12. Surprisingly enough, she’s not Jewish. You know, most Jewish girls’ sweet 16 b-day present is rhinoplasty. Under the right conditions, Ashlee is definitely a cutee.

    10. The comment about her sister going under the knife–a lil rough, no?

    11. Agreed.

    #12 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 26, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

  13. Hmmm…

    I never liked her before (although I confess I did fap to her once in a moment of weakness). She looks different but not particularly hot. And she still has zero talent. (I loved her performance a couple years ago during halftime of the Orange Bowl, when 80,000 boos wafted into the Miami night.)

    #13 | Comment by Milhouse — September 26, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

  14. no thx, Ashlee

    #14 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — September 26, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

  15. I agree with some of the above posts. Chopping off her old nose was the biggest mistake ever. She was incredibly cute before and now she looks like any blond tramp (read Jessica Simpson).

    #15 | Comment by liddan — September 26, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

  16. no amount of plastic surgery could fix whatever is wrong with her.

    I’m with #14. no thanks!

    #16 | Comment by Aiii — September 26, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

  17. She was hotter with the big nose and the black hair. Now she looks like an alien.

    An ugly alien.

    #17 | Comment by mistrehighandmighty — September 26, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

  18. I guess I’m not the only one here wanting to photoshop her old nose back onto her face in these pics. That would make her much hotter!

    #18 | Comment by Topher — September 26, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

  19. ..would still rather nail Jessica!

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 26, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  20. she’s all over the metro (subway) system here in madrid with some billboards for skechers. agreed, looks nothing like her old self and kinda resembles duff these days.

    #20 | Comment by matt — September 26, 2007 @ 7:51 pm

  21. “She got hot… but it’s fake hot… no good. Plus, her sister’s hot, but I still wouldn’t bang her, for fear that her stupid may be sexually transmitted, and if I lost even 1/100th of the brain cells she should have… I would lose my capacity to construct a sentence.”

    #21 | Comment by Ryu — September 26, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

  22. if i had to choose between either it would be pre-surgery, if you look at the last pic she looks really dimwitted

    at least she didnt look stupid with a big nose

    #22 | Comment by a person — September 26, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

  23. I don’t know…I seem to be in the minority here, but I think she looks damn hot post-surgery. Especially in these pics.

    But I will say that she had a certain uniqueness to her pre-surgery. Something about her before hand…I can’t really put my finger on it.

    I’d bone her either way, actually. To me she was hot befor and after the nose job, just a different kind of hot.

    #23 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 26, 2007 @ 11:39 pm

  24. Looking like a pre-bulimia/cokewhore Duff is a good thing. I liked her before and after the nose job, think shes cute. Her sister is hotter. but in a less cute way. I think I’ll have to sleep with both of them to properly judge…

    #24 | Comment by thiessen — September 27, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

  25. She sort of went generic

    #25 | Comment by JonKing — September 29, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

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