For those of you who missed it (posted it earlier in the comments), here’s a college review paper on 2girls1cup!
I wanna see what’s on page 2!!!
UPDATE: Oh and the reaction videos of people who’ve never seen it!
2GIRLS1CUP: THE STUDENT PAPER
dont link this
WAUGH!
wow that kid must have been fed up with that course. and how the hell could she have given him a 0 when he somehow went through the agony of watching that whole clip ;x
#1 | Comment by Evestay — October 30, 2007 @ 1:13 am
Does it bother anyone that this english teacher spelled ‘appropriate’ wrong?
The kid gets an A from me. He mustve watched that 1000 times to describe the details. Somebody’s parents are paying for loads of therapy now.
#2 | Comment by Channel Zero — October 30, 2007 @ 1:18 am
Saw this yesterday on the comments, some pretty funny shit. If theres a pg2 post it… NOW!
#3 | Comment by Jared — October 30, 2007 @ 1:44 am
#3- On page two, the instructor wrote in the left hand margin “You seem to have a creative flair for writing but pornography is not suitable for my class”.
Then the dude gives out the website address to the clip, and then…
“This material is NOT apropriate(sic) [cannot read next two words] anyone!!”
See Me(underlined) and another “0%” underneath.
I hope this isn’t his college thesis.
#4 | Comment by Smiley — October 30, 2007 @ 2:08 am
Don’t want to imagine how many times one had to watch this clip with a microscopic eye for detail and forthcoming bullshit. I believe the director had the same idea about breaking the masculine norm with feces and lesbians…….or maybe he or she was just a crazy pooploving fuckhead….
#5 | Comment by Guest69 — October 30, 2007 @ 2:34 am
Agh, I don’t have a mirror small enough to hold next to my display to read the second page. :\
#6 | Comment by deedas — October 30, 2007 @ 3:54 am
can i just say, that i finally watched the vid. and that has to be the single most important post ever on DLT.
i could be wrong but i may be wrong.
#7 | Comment by filthyfishs molested penis — October 30, 2007 @ 7:56 am
Atleast give the guy a few points for having his name on the paper.
#8 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — October 30, 2007 @ 8:22 am
“but by :25, any hope of redemption has been lost”
haha :P, great mock-academic phrasing.
This was all a joke, right? That piece is funny but it must only have taken about ten minutes.
#9 | Comment by cobalt — October 30, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
HUH? Not Apropriate…. you’d figure this teacher would have learned how to spell aPPropriate by the time she/he because a professor. FAKE!
#10 | Comment by Sampson — October 30, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
BORING.
Bring back nip slips and crotch shots of wannabe celebs. I’m tired of this all this cup-crapping junk.
#11 | Comment by Bender — October 30, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
wow 2 girls1cup, what in the fuck. this is a modern day phenomen, i’m gonna say it first, within the week this will make it to some major news network, lol
FTW
#12 | Comment by Tom Foolery — October 30, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
that paper is obviously fake
#13 | Comment by matt — October 30, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
ditto #13
what!?! lots of teachers write like that and give 0%’s…
#14 | Comment by whits — October 30, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
BS That paper deserved greater than 0%. It’s got to be a fake.
#15 | Comment by FJ — October 31, 2007 @ 12:07 am
that was so well written. either he’s a natural or he really spent of lot of time coming up with that. that was genius.
if you flip the picture in a photo editor you can read the back pretty well too. who the hell prints on the back of the page? 2pagesoftext1paper lol.
#16 | Comment by Kevin — October 31, 2007 @ 12:10 am
After reading the comments, i am convinced that it is fake, second page sounds hilarious though.
#17 | Comment by Jared — October 31, 2007 @ 1:29 am
Gentlemen, have used my steam powered space computer to enhance the SECOND PAGE:
http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pg2nx4.jpg
“Motif of the masculine invading lesbian relationships…”
Good lord!
*Monocle shatters*
#18 | Comment by Sir Reginald Cuntiblast — October 31, 2007 @ 1:55 am
On Page 3, it says:
“If you want to get a passing grade from my class, meet me behind the gym tonight at 10 sharp. And bring a cup.”
#19 | Comment by Smiley — October 31, 2007 @ 4:17 am
I cun’t believe you guys. 2Girls1Cup was an intimate look at lesbo sex with pooty, and you have to ruin it for people like me who have an academic interest, and other people who just want to get off looking at lezzys. This is very mean of you. Please please please stop being like this. I just want 2 looka tmy cup girls.
#20 | Comment by Leric — October 31, 2007 @ 8:45 am
The paper is good; the clip made me throw-up, not just a little, and not just in my mouth.
#21 | Comment by mister — October 31, 2007 @ 9:42 pm
i don’t think its fake, there’s also some other stuff written on the other side, you can see the impression from the paper print and the teacher’s comments. I want to see what the teacher said on the other page, lol
#22 | Comment by Jon — November 1, 2007 @ 1:20 am
#22 read #18
#23 | Comment by Psyper — November 1, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
Stupid video is over-rated. People need to learn how to go places that will likely give your computer Beastman AIDS, because there’s much much worse stuff out there that they’re missing out on throwing up over. That video just reminded me of ice cream. I love ice cream, people.
#24 | Comment by Bubba — November 2, 2007 @ 6:53 am
fake with a capital F
#25 | Comment by djp — November 2, 2007 @ 7:34 pm
It’s been nearly half a year, but I thought I’d let everyone know that the original can be found at http://gurnt.blogspot.com/2007/10/humble-critique.html
Not sure if this guy really did hand it in but it does look to be the original text. Nowhere near as riveting as I imagined it but does smell like classic first year arts BS-ing
#26 | Comment by Kelvin — April 16, 2008 @ 1:32 am