How many of you saw Hard Candy? What a great movie. Not so great if you’re a pedo though. Haha.
I’ve heard great things about her latest movie, Juno. I really need to watch that.
Anybody else thinks she looks sorta like Thora Birch but without the huge boobs? I do. Or at least she reminds me of Thora Birch. Without the huge boobs.
Thora Birch has huge boobs.
And she needs to get them out again.
She’s better looking that Birch, but is nowhere near the boobage, obviously. Juno was a good movie. Probably another one that pedos might want to stay away from though.
#1 | Comment by Rich — January 8, 2008 @ 7:16 am
I’m with #1, she’s much better looking than Birch. (and I like Birch)
#2 | Comment by CKNola — January 8, 2008 @ 7:46 am
wtf is she wearing boys’ underwear?
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 8:31 am
Juno was an excellant movie. Could make you fall in love with her.
Diablo Cody is not bad looking either. I can’t wait to see more stuff from her.
#4 | Comment by Tim — January 8, 2008 @ 10:06 am
Bleh…Emo-chick! (No thanks!)
#5 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 8, 2008 @ 10:15 am
She is so much hotter than Thora Birch could ever be, boobage included. I guess I can see some resemblance, but I’m glad it’s not that strong.
Great post, Justin.
#6 | Comment by Exelis — January 8, 2008 @ 11:33 am
She was quite good looking in XMen 3. And cute in Hard Candy.
#7 | Comment by Paragon — January 8, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
She’s pretty much as cute as can be in Juno, even if she is preggers.
What you should probably be excited for with Ellen Page is a movie of her’s coming out this year called Jack and Diane.
IMDB Synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage girls, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.
Sign me up!
#8 | Comment by Andrew Kuehler — January 8, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Recently watched the movie Sunshine (not that bad) and thought the actress was Page, until I looked up on IMDB. Anyone else see a similarity with
Rose Byrne ?
#9 | Comment by ShagmanX — January 8, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
I did not realize that this was the same girl who played Shadowcat, my favorite comic book girl. I had an X-men cover with her on my wall back in the 90’s
#10 | Comment by Tim — January 8, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
I must marry her now.
#11 | Comment by Tim — January 8, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
id rather tap thora’s keg.
#12 | Comment by Xan — January 8, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
She’s a bit off. I think she is very cute to hot in pants and shirts, but in a dress she looks like an out of shape 16 yr old boy in drag. Did anyone see her on Letterman?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xj_mc6Mea5M
#13 | Comment by GageFX — January 8, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
Great, now I’m that douche that posts twice in a row.
I just remembered that when I saw her on Letterman I immediately expected her to be the next outspoken Hollywood dyke. She might pretend to be be straight for the next 10 years, but after that, she’ll have her own talk show and wear mansuits.
#14 | Comment by GageFX — January 8, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Ellen Page is awesome. Cute AND hilarious? yes please!
#15 | Comment by David — January 8, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Love Ellen Page! She was great in The Trailer Park Boys show.
#16 | Comment by JRC — January 8, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
ellen page indeed kicks all sorts of ass, she even takes names
no bubble gum tho… no ones perfect i suppose 😛
canadain chicks are all awesome! wooo
#17 | Comment by GDZOOKS — January 8, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
After seeing the Letterman interview, and the fact that I like the way she says “Transparent Slut” I hereby reverse my previous post and admit that I would do her!
#18 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 8, 2008 @ 7:36 pm
Ahhh, Ellen Page. Such an adorable little Canadian… 🙂
#19 | Comment by hitokirivader — January 8, 2008 @ 7:57 pm
What the hell is wrong with all of you guys?
Thora is way way hotter than page, & besides got to hate that hard candy movie, was such a tease
#20 | Comment by Charlioso — January 8, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
I don’t even think it’s close – Thora is way hotter. For what it’s worth though, these are by far the best pics I’ve ever seen of Ellen Page. Whoever the stylist for the shoot is, they should get some kind of a gold medal. They almost make you forget she has a seven-head.
#21 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — January 8, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Dude, Ellen Page makes Thora Birch look like… someone… really ugly…
#22 | Comment by hitokirivader — January 8, 2008 @ 10:19 pm
want to have sex with now please…she is yummy, despite not having Thoraboobies.
…although she did look a little weird in the dress on Letterman. By the way, Letterman’s sporting some sort of wolfman beard now? I never watch the late-night crap, so this is the first I’ve seen of his hairy-ness.
#23 | Comment by Pyronuc — January 8, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
Ellen Page will be the best indie actress of her time.
She is simply amazing.
Juno was hands-down the best movie of 2007.
#24 | Comment by ohgodh — January 8, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
She’s a cutie but she creeped me the fuck out in Hard Candy. Evil bitch…
And no, she looks NOTHING like Thora Birch. Where is that big-tittied broad by the way?
#25 | Comment by Tony — January 8, 2008 @ 11:15 pm
I thought she was hot in “Juno.”
Mmmm…teen preggo porn *drools*
#26 | Comment by Milhouse — January 8, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
25 – Yeah, most child molesters hate Hard Candy, you douche fuck. Makes cocks like you look at their own pathetic lives and wonder if that could have been them getting pwned by Ellen’s character.
#27 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 12:22 am
I liked Hard Candy, but it seemed to get a bit over the top towards the end.
#28 | Comment by zomg — January 9, 2008 @ 12:50 am
Juno was awful. Had some chuckles, and Page does look cute, but comes off really grating trying to churn out all the extremely contrived, “I’m the hippest and wittiest teenager ever” dialogue in Cody’s Fischer-Price My First Indie Film. Michael Cera was good, but as the same character from Arrested Development and Superbad. Olivia Thirlby is the one who should (and soon will be) in all the magazine spreads.
#29 | Comment by Earl Brutus — January 9, 2008 @ 2:23 am
you and mr. u are both pedos.
#30 | Comment by marvin — January 9, 2008 @ 5:16 am
Sorry-she is too young for this guy, My boobs are better-which
means nothing other than when she grows up
She will at least have nice boobs like mine-But I hope better Nipples!
Leave her alone for 1 more year! Just keep her on Radar!
Jim
#31 | Comment by Jim Elliott — January 9, 2008 @ 10:11 am
31 – Well hell, if she’s too young you must be in your 40’s then, because Ellen turns 21 next month. Size doesn’t dictate age you know…
And really dude…stop talking about your breastes-es like their relevant. You’re just grossing me out.
#32 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 6:24 pm
#13: Thanks! Now, after having seen the video and seeing that she’s as cute and funny in real life as she is in “Juno”, I’m in inappropriate lust with her even more. w00t!
#33 | Comment by EmJee — January 9, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
#27: I didn’t take naked photos of her and then kill her, you presumptuous dick. I said she’s cute but creeped me the fuck out in that movie.
#34 | Comment by Tony — January 9, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
34 – Who said anything about taking nude pictures of her and killing her, you fat/bald 1″ dicked senile old cunt??? I said that disgusting child rapists like you are the assholes who don’t like that movie. It’s called living in denial, looking over your shoulder in fear of a fathers revenge for his 4 year old daughter you fondled. Yup, that sounds exactly like you, so I’m not surpised her character freaked you out. Too close to home, twat?. Go kill yourself now, you stupid ass.
#35 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
wow SOMEBODY was molested as a child. angry much?
btw, fubar nation has yearned for an ellen page post. good stuff. only next time, lose the clothes.
#36 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 10, 2008 @ 1:41 am
wow SOMEBODY doesn’t know how to mind their own business. annoying much?
And for the record, no… I wasn’t – but a real close friend of mine was. Got an issue with that too? Anything else you want to know, you useless twat? And just because someone hates child predators doesn’t make them a victim, brainless one. Who is the presumptuous dick now? Hmmm…it’s number 36.
#37 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 8:20 am
ooooohh another internet tough guy!! we all know you talk like that on here because you’d get your shit rocked if you talked like that to living people. you need to chill out, grow up, and just enjoy the fubar like the rest of us.
#38 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 10, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
Channel Zero, do yourself a favor and go back to your mommies basement and ass smelling chair. Did you not butt into something that didn’t concern you? Yes you did. And you have the nerve to say that someone else needs to chill out and grow up???? lol Look in the mirror, faggot. Have that loser grow up, fucking hypocrite. (example – shut your fucking mouth and stay out of other peoples shit in the first place – ding ding ding we have a winner!)
Rock my shit? lol Really…try me, cunt. Or are you just giving the patented online response when you have nothing else useful to say?
I’m enjoying the “fubar”, little bitch – trust me, but your useless concern is noted.
#39 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
#35 – I never said I didn’t like the movie, again you presumptuous dick, I said she creeped me the hell out. Now go fuck off, you’re need on the streets of New York with your pants down begging for money.
#40 | Comment by Tony — January 10, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
40 – ^^^ Old guy humor
I am “need” on the streets…or “needed”? Presumptuous dick seems to be your favorite comeback, ol’ pedo man…maybe you go both ways with little kids?
#41 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
I didn’t butt into anything, sweetheart. I commented in the “comments” section. I wasn’t aware you 2 were having a private conversation and nobody was allowed to address you during such.
OH and my mommy’s basement? REALLY!?! you really wanna use the lamest, most overused generic internet insult? did you think that through?
btw, it takes a really small man to talk so big anonymously on the net. lets drop the middle school name-calling and maybe someone will take you seriously.
#42 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 11, 2008 @ 12:09 am
Attention everyone: you are a fat, bald, old pedophile living in your parents’ basement. That is all.
#43 | Comment by zomg — January 11, 2008 @ 12:11 am
I recommend that you read your own drivel, vagina boy (post 38 just in case you are too stupid to figure it out)
….
Still trying to figure out what you mumbled? Got it yet, fag? Need help, little bitch?
I know that must have been tough for you, but keep going. A little more to accomplish for you, assfag.
Now read your lame response in post 42.
Wow! Everything that you go on about sounds just like you! You know…acting like a big man online, name calling.
“btw, it takes a really small man to talk so big anonymously on the net. lets drop the middle school name-calling and maybe someone will take you seriously.”
What’s it like being a hypocrite??? Thanks for the effort though, dickbreath. It was getting real slow around here. (Let’s see if this fag lives in his computer chair and responds right away
Attention everyone: zomg and Channel Fag are the same person. zomg is taken as a joke otherwise, so he’s felt the need to post under a “macho tough guy” persona. Guess what – the loser failed either way.
#44 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 1:07 am
Wow, I’m surprised… Channel Faggot hasn’t replied yet! Must be in his stinky basement fapping to Dakota Fanning…while his mom watches.
Or, he’s back at 4chan trying to figure out which retort to use back over here…
Either way, you will never win, dipshit. I’ve had flamewars with more worthy foes than you. You have the imagination of a dead fish, you know?
Now it’s your turn to take everything that I’ve said these last 2 posts and reword them slightly, adding a sarcastic twist at the end of it in an attempt to “insult” me. Hahaha whatever turns you on, my little bitch.
#45 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 1:17 am
I’m definitely not that guy, but you can continue to rant at me or him or whoever this is directed at.
#46 | Comment by zomg — January 11, 2008 @ 1:38 am
Want me to pass the popcorn, #46?
#47 | Comment by Exelis — January 11, 2008 @ 9:31 am
vagina boy, little bitch, assfag, dickbreath??? seriously man, how old are you??? youre no longer worth my time little boy. i have grown ups to talk to. i have no interest in gettting in a “flamewar” with a pimply-faced virgin who has nothing but juvenile insults like dickface.
I know you are but what am i????
pathetic.
#48 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 11, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
#43 – heh heh
But you know, no matter what the subject matter, any movie with a scene of any actress taking a guy’s balls off is going to creep me out. Call me whatever.
#49 | Comment by Earl Brutus — January 11, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
48 – Hahahaha what’s wrong my LITTLE BITCH???? Finally taking your own advice and shutting the fuck up? About time, loser…you were going nowhere with this anyway. Go suck another dick, faggot.
#50 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
I’m 3 1/2 years older than Ellen Page. How’s that make me an ol’ pedo again? What, is it taboo now to look at someone you could’ve gone to high school with?
Seriously, get a life JRC. You’ve been reduced to picking apart typos in friggin’ blog comments. How pathetic is that?
Presumptuous dick.
#51 | Comment by Tony — January 11, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Speaking of typos, I just realized this place has some impressive typo correction software 😉
#52 | Comment by zomg — January 11, 2008 @ 7:35 pm
You know what Tony, you miniature dick (worse than presumptuous?)…
…I would have felt better about you being an old fucking child molester. But now that you’ve admitted to being in your mid 20’s and have such a pathetic girlfriend-less life that you feel the need to lurk around here with the delusions that all 14 year old girls want to fuck you, I really feel sorry for you.
Get out of the basement asshat…get laid for a change. Your right hand will thank you in the end.
And please… “presumptuous dick”? 3 posts in a row? Even a retard can do better than that. Develop an imagination clown. You have 24 hours to improve.
What are you going on about zomg? lol
#53 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 8:24 pm
Nothing better to do on a friday night than continuing your juvenile rants to strangers on some perv website. Sad.
#54 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 12, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
You disappoint me, fagboy – but I’m not surprised. You keep telling me to stop my immature rants, YET YOU CONTINUE TO FLIP SHIT RIGHT BACK. Like I’ve said 2-3 times already, but you’re too fucking stupid and hypocritical to figure out: Take your own advice, dickhead, stfu and enjoy the fubar… You would be a little more convincing if you did. But I doubt that’s what you really want. You secretly love this back and forth shit. I admit that I do. Here’s something – grow a pair and admit that you’re a troll too!
God, you are a stupid person. Talk about being taken seriously, fucking moron.
#55 | Comment by JRC — January 12, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
lol I’ve grown bored with this. All you have is vulgarity and kiddie insults. There’s no challenge in making you look foolish. Go get yourself an education and a vocabulary that doesnt involve just putting ‘dick’ or ‘fag’ in front of words to form middle school insults. Then come back and we’ll try this again.
#56 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 12, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
Yesterday: “youre no longer worth my time little boy”
Today: “I’ve grown bored with this.”
Yet El Dumbass (probably from Yakima, all idiots are from Yakima) keeps coming back and spewing out more drivel. Hahahaha!!! How much do you wanna bet that this chode comes back and paraphrases himself a few more times? I think that Mr. Maturity wants the last word! Hey, I’m supposedly a zit faced little boy, so I’ll play the part and not allow this douchebag to get it! lololol
I wonder if this loser wakes up every morning with the sole intention of not practicing what he preaches?
Channel Zero really does = zero.
#57 | Comment by JRC — January 12, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
Hate Page. Hate Juno. Hated Hard Candy. Please, Justin, never again.
#58 | Comment by Tyler Foster — January 13, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
JRC apparently you don’t know how to use a dictionary so I’ll help you out.
presumptuous: Full of presumption; presuming; overconfident or venturesome; audacious; rash; taking liberties unduly; arrogant; insolent; as, a presumptuous commander; presumptuous conduct.
dick: fucks assholes.
I couldn’t think of a better way to describe you.
#59 | Comment by Tony — January 14, 2008 @ 7:54 pm
Whoa whoa, tony. Those words are far too big for JRC. Try putting “fag” or “dick” in front or after them. Then they’ll make sense to him.
IDK bout you but I’ve had a good time pushing this kids buttons. His desperate attempt to compensate for his teenie weenie by acting like a hardass over the internet continues to fail and only makes him look more foolish. Poor kid.
Ok now cue the useless 10 paragraph rant that looks like it was written by a schizophrenic 3rd grader.
#60 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 14, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
Wow Total Zero… I’ve noticed something about you (other than the fact that you suck dicks). Whenever Tony the idiot posts, you’re not too far behind. Never mind that you keep saying that you’re done with this discussion, whenever the “dick rash” known as Tony posts, you seem to suddenly develop braveness. Or………. you’re the same person!
Buttons pushed… lmfao Who’s buttons are being pushed? You seem to return here on a daily basis to respond to everything that I say. DESPITE the fact that you’ve said more than once that you are so done with this. Not only are you a sad hypocrite, but a liar as well. So who is pushing who’s buttons? lol
You know what Total Zero…I hope that you aren’t much older than me. Because if you’re like in your 20’s, or even close to 18, don’t you find it sad that you feel the need to fight with a 15 year old online? Look at it this way – everything you said about immaturity is kind of bullshit. We’ve all seen that you can’t practice what you preach though, so I’ve decided that you are either in a perpetually stoned state, or retarded. Either way, you are sad.
Hmmm… “weenie” size talk. That’s original.
Face facts idiot. Every time you post, you describe yourself. So why waste everyones time. You know that I’ll reply each time, just for the fuck of it. Admit that you like playing with 15 year olds online already. The world has already figured out your game.
So tell me this, vagina boy – are you bored and done with this yet, or are you going to develop integrity and actually stay away for good? I doubt you will stay away. You think that you have the upper hand with someone younger than you. Apparently the dudes your own age are too tough for you?
#61 | Comment by JRC — January 14, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
wow man youre 15? If I had known I wouldnt have bothered with all this. But that does explain the constant dick and fag jokes. Just so you know, when you grow up and talk like that, people will assume youre an inbred retard. Shouldnt you be doing homework or poking somebody on facebook? or something? Anything but spouting obscenities in blog comments.
Anyways, I’m conceding, you win. Feel better now?
And for the record, Im 22 and NOT ‘tony’ OR ‘zomg’ as you have implied and I’m sure the site operator can verify that with my IP address if you dont believe me.
My apologies for being a dick. I thought i was dealing with a miserable old man who acts like a teenager, not an actual teenager.
#62 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 15, 2008 @ 2:14 am
Oh, I’m really sure that you would have “bothered” with all of this regardless how old you thought I was. And I’m sure that you knew that I was alot younger than you all the time. In post 48 you called me a little boy and a zit faced virgin. Don’t pull the “I thought that I was dealing with a miserable old man” bullshit. As many times as you’ve “left” this back and forth, but decided to come back to paraphrase your remarks, you knew exactly what you were doing. Seriously, I hope that you’re unemployed, or work in a 7-11, because if you’re posting this shit over the dorms wi-fi, someone other than me needs to grow up STAT.
And anyone believing that you “concede” and leave? Hahaha! Give me a break. You’ll be back here tomorrow to repeat your same lines.
I don’t have a facebook account, but nice try. I’m sure that you do though.
Meh.. Ever hear of a proxy IP, genius? Yeah…really makes it worth anyones time to ask AB or Justin to check IP’s… lol
#63 | Comment by JRC — January 15, 2008 @ 6:36 am
JRC, I gotta know is there any way you could suck at life any harder than you already do?
#64 | Comment by Tony — January 17, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
Why ask me, fucktard? You’re the most disgusting douche of a child molester that this site has ever known. It’s ironic that you of all people would ask that of someone else. Stupid piece of shit…
And why even drag this shit on, you fucking retard? This thread quietly slipped onto page 2, no one gave a flying fuck anymore. But oh no, lonely rejected at life idiot, Tony, needs to continue this. Fucking guys in their early 20’s at this site are really immature… come on dummy, go find real life friends – my older brother is 20 and he doesn’t spend his days fighting with teenagers. He actually has a life and a gf. I mean my god, he’s 20 years old for fucks sake! LOL
#65 | Comment by JRC — January 18, 2008 @ 7:41 am
holy lulz guys, I knew back in 1993 the first rule of interweb forum sanity: “don’t feed the troll”. I wish people had to pass some sort of license exam before they were allowed on the intertubes.
that said, I prefer small-titted women, preferably narrow-hipped as well, so Ms. Page is right up my alley. Thora Birch hasn’t tripped my circuits since before American Beauty.
#66 | Comment by gepedoo — January 18, 2008 @ 7:52 pm