Avril Lavigne

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Oh, look…Punky McPoseur talked Maxim magazine into letting her be on the cover.

Whoopty-doo.

I even threw in the scans of the interview pages in case someone is interested in actually reading it.

Zzz.

54 thoughts on “Avril Lavigne”

  1. First?

    Meh.

    #1 | Comment by first — February 15, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

  2. AVRIL LAVIGNE FTW!!!
    SEXXXX

    #2 | Comment by MarkM — February 15, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  3. No thanks.

    #3 | Comment by Gage — February 15, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  4. Too many clothes.

    #4 | Comment by Paragon — February 15, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

  5. Her body does seem pretty solid though.

    #5 | Comment by Kewtr — February 15, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

  6. Hot and wants to be your girlfriend.

    #6 | Comment by wannaramble — February 15, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

  7. Those are frighteningly large scans.

    If she was naked, her cooch might mistake my head for food.

    #7 | Comment by matt — February 15, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

  8. she’s still only sexy to me in motion, but these fotos just might do it for me.

    #8 | Comment by Xan — February 15, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  9. I’d hit it.

    #9 | Comment by nigelbrown — February 15, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

  10. I don’t like her, but I can’t dispute Maxim Hotness.

    If she is indeed “hard-core” Then I’d poke her in the ass!

    #10 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 15, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

  11. still annoying.

    But still very very bankable.

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

  12. Nice.

    #12 | Comment by Nobody — February 15, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

  13. Is she divorced yet?

    #13 | Comment by Wulf — February 15, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

  14. When are we going to get some new celeb chicks?

    It seems that we’re getting the same 6-7 every other week.

    MOAR ASIANS!!!!

    #14 | Comment by JRC — February 15, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

  15. NOM NOM NOM

    #15 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

  16. #13
    no unfortunately.

    #16 | Comment by Xan — February 15, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

  17. Tits! or GTFO Avril!

    #17 | Comment by Baneful Bear — February 15, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

  18. #14
    + 1

    #18 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 15, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

  19. Holy Mackinaw!
    */fap*

    #19 | Comment by The Grim Reaper — February 15, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

  20. she’s nice but AB is right Punky McPoseur is a very suitable name

    she plays guitar on stage for some songs even though there is another person on stage playing the exact same part as her

    oh and AB last week i went to my concert and i wore the t shirt of the band playing, as did many other people

    #20 | Comment by Tom Foolery — February 15, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

  21. ^^^
    fail.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

  22. Basically every male response to her is this:

    She’s annoying.

    But I’d still fuck her ’til she went cross-eyed.

    #22 | Comment by Jaquio — February 15, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  23. Very Sexy, Love me some Avril Lavigne.

    #23 | Comment by Ra — February 16, 2008 @ 12:40 am

  24. this site should be called catchuponoldnews.net

    seriously, the so-called “forums” are shit, the news is shit. 20+ people who come here are all shit (myself included)
    It would be best if you just shut the site down, honest to god, have a think about my proposal, it would save everyone a lot of time.

    #24 | Comment by texas_burner — February 16, 2008 @ 6:11 am

  25. ^^^
    hmm, i thought about it and your proposal sounds pretty compelling. wait…i’ve got an even better idea!

    seriously, your so-called life is shit. it would be best if you go find a razor blade, slit your wrists and lie in your bathtub and cry some more until everything goes black. it would save everyone else a lot of time.

    #25 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 16, 2008 @ 6:18 am

  26. Couldn’t we at least get a nipslip?

    #26 | Comment by pwrdrive — February 16, 2008 @ 8:34 am

  27. She’s annoying.

    But I’d still fuck her ’til she went cross-eyed.

    #27 | Comment by Jenesis — February 16, 2008 @ 8:36 am

  28. I think it’s pretty hilarious that angelbaby acts all butthurt about ‘Punky McPoseur’…someone who’s music is so clearly aimed squarely at the adolescent girl market. It’s kinda like getting pissed at The Wiggles for not being authentic rock n’ roll.

    #28 | Comment by BooNube — February 16, 2008 @ 9:13 am

  29. # 22 is dead right. And the only solution is:

    BUKKAKE! :-O

    #29 | Comment by matt — February 16, 2008 @ 9:19 am

  30. Seriously, there’s no debating she’s an annoying bitch … but if you’re male and you don’t want to screw the bejesus out of her, then you are totally ghey. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but learn to accept it and be proud of who you are.

    #30 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 16, 2008 @ 11:37 am

  31. Apparently I’m “ghey”.

    #31 | Comment by Gage — February 16, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

  32. ^^^ Congratulations. Enjoy your Mai Tais and Oscar Night Fashion Recaps on E. I’m sorry to hear about that Heath Ledger fellow.

    #32 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 16, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

  33. #28 no it’s nothing like that because the wiggles don’t pretend to be somehting their, now McPoseur however acts as though she is punk even though her music barley classifies as pop rock.

    #33 | Comment by Tom Foolery — February 16, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  34. Avril Lavigne is as punk as my grandmother’s knitting club.

    #34 | Comment by Larry Sellers — February 16, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

  35. 33 – Was that a Wiggles t-shirt you bought? 😉

    #35 | Comment by JRC — February 16, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

  36. btw – none of the Wiggles think Avril Lavigne is hot either. Point proven.

    #36 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 16, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

  37. man, avril is hot, she has a nice voice and you know what… i’d eat her out until i passed out

    #37 | Comment by Coolstream — February 16, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

  38. Do not want…
    Hate that stupid b*tch…

    “Punk” Please… she should be kicked right in the muffing by all of “The Ramones” wearing Dr.Marten´s steel toes…!

    She´s just as punk as my “Little Pony” is a real horse

    #38 | Comment by Chuck — February 16, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

  39. ^^^
    i concur…they should zombify Joey and let him kick her in the vagoo with his undead foot.

    #39 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 16, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

  40. I did read the article just to see what questions they asked her and it was a total puff piece. I’m very disappointed in Maxim. They didn’t ask her a single question about sex or her husband. Plus, while I do think she’s attractive, her pics were lame as well, nothing sexy or provocative about any of them. Very disappointed in Maxim.

    #40 | Comment by Magister — February 17, 2008 @ 5:06 am

  41. corset + skirt = fail
    corset + thong = win

    #41 | Comment by duffmuff — February 17, 2008 @ 5:56 am

  42. Here’s my thing with her. I don’t think she’s really attractive. Atleast not on the level of some of the true hotness out there. And I definetly agree that she is a totally fake popstar. And yet the thing is. I drool over her videos. And I’ve fapped multiple times to each post you’ve ever put of her up here (plus this behind the scenes thing I saw on MTV the other day where she walked around in short skirts all the time), but I don’t really know why. I guess what I’m saying is that if it is possible to have a combination of the satisfaction you get from fapping mixed with shame, no one provides that more than this woman.

    Oh well, new Avril post, time to fap.

    #42 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 17, 2008 @ 6:10 am

  43. Well Maxim is the suck so I’m not surprised that they’d have Avril Lavigne. Talk about a fucking lame bitchbag.

    #43 | Comment by Tony — February 17, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  44. I can’t work out why people even read interviews like that in Celeb magazines.

    If you’ve ever felt guilty about wasting away your hours jacking off, you can rest assured that you would have accomplished even less reading [insert name of glossy mag here].

    Now, if you refine the art of jacking while looking at Avril AND simultaneously flicking through The Economist, you’ll have this whole life thing sorted.

    #44 | Comment by matt — February 17, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

  45. i had to get the issue. /fap

    #45 | Comment by Xan — February 17, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

  46. 44. agree, atleast fapping accomplishes something. Not sure which would kill more brain cells fapping yourself silly or reading a Maxim interview.

    #46 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 17, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

  47. Kick her in the vagina!!!

    #47 | Comment by Chuck — February 17, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

  48. OK, I must admit. I never once thought about jacking it hard to Avril. Then, last week, after I saw that ass crack picture, I suddenly wanted to jack to her. I thought about it for a day or two then I decided to jack off to her. It was nice—I think I’ll jack off to these photos too. YUMMY!

    #48 | Comment by thetacokid — February 18, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

  49. More McPhee!

    #49 | Comment by Chuck — February 18, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

  50. As I’ve said before, Avril is too young to know what “punk” is. Best she knows is that the local shopkeepers call the skateboarders in her town “punks” when they nearly knock over customers as they walk out of the store. To say she’s a fake because she’s not the next member of the Ramones is ridiculous.

    Avril’s marketing machine told her exactly what to do, and she ran with it. The fact that she did, and did it so well is to her credit. The fact that she did it well enough to gain more than a short, one album career that reached much more than the adolescent/young teen demographic is even more impressive.

    Now, can we all shut up about the whole punk thing and agree that she’s got a fucking ridiculously hot body?

    #50 | Comment by Exelis — February 19, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  51. OMG…I have the same black corset top. :-\

    #51 | Comment by Beetle Becca — February 20, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

  52. #51 Could you post a picture of yourself?

    Or maybe a video of you singing “What What”

    #52 | Comment by Steveo — February 20, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

  53. Avril is sooooooo punk.

    #53 | Comment by Celebrity Blaster — February 21, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

  54. Yeah well what about the part in her “interview” where she calls the paparazzi “all dirty old men, Why would I want to talk to them?”

    These guys are perobably in their thirties. Old men? Any of you guys on here dirty old men?

    Avril Lavine is such an asshole..I would kick her in the fuckin head in a heartbeat.Avril,what are you going to do when YOU get old? Still make your teen angst shity,fake horrible music? You suck..I hate you

    #54 | Comment by SAM — November 12, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

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