#7 |
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by hitokirivader — March 31, 2008 @
6:00 am
Can you imagine that ad in Variety ?
“Wanted: 1 Day Work. Someone to stand behind greenscreen and grab Kristen Bell’s tits. Rate: $15 / hour, plus chance to anonymously slip her a shocker.”
I’m in.
#8 |
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by Dr. Disgusto — March 31, 2008 @
6:59 am
i like me some Bell, but she is goofy lookin in the sarah marshal pics
#6: There probably were plenty of “oops, my bad” moments, they just either didn’t get them on film, or didn’t release them.
#10 |
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by birdboy — March 31, 2008 @
9:20 am
I would totally get fired from that hand job, and it would be so worth it.
#11 |
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by Scratch — March 31, 2008 @
9:31 am
mmmmmmmmmm, me loves me some Bell.
I was flying home from Zurich yesterday and watched this STUPID MOVIE called “I REALLY Hate My Job” staring Nev Campbell! It’s some dumb horrible, movie that made me pray that the plane would crash. Yet, there was nothing else on the list of movies worth watchiung, soooo I sat through it.
Through this dumb movie, came ONE hope of “win” Nev Campbell Nakid!!!
Ummm YAY, except, she is no longer the hotty from Wild Things!
I was seriously upset with her lack of Titties and wide flabby ass!
I shall endeavor to find screen caps so you all can share in my misery!
She’s too skinny in the movie. Her boobs need to come back.
Still. Nice.
#23 |
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by DisconcertedGeorge — April 1, 2008 @
12:25 am
#11 – yeah and I’m sure a lot of those guys bragged afterwards about getting a “hand job” from Kristen Bell.
If you look at the actual poster there is on hand on a tit. There must have been quite a fight to be the one got to put their hand there. I could see all the guys looking at the list of roles, one guy jumping for joy “Boob, I got Boob!”, with another guy yelling “Shoulder, who the fuck wants shoulder?!”.
Sad part. With Kristen Bell, I would probably be content with shoulder (not much different with her flat chest anyways).
#24 |
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by Evil Monkey — April 1, 2008 @
3:23 am
Kristen isn’t flat. Small breasted yes. But not flat. it is not like she is an A cup. She said she is a B cup recently. Plus I doubt any of them groped her. They would have to be an idiot to do that because if they did then they would havea lawsuit to deal with and I have a feeling most of the arm people don’t even have enough to take care of them if they where ever sued. Also Kriten would never give them a hand job and also how do you know some of those hands are not womens hands.
#25 |
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by Robert — April 10, 2008 @
12:57 pm
hey look, its justin
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#1 | Comment by filthyfish — March 31, 2008 @ 12:25 am
FIrst-ish.
#2 | Comment by Daniel — March 31, 2008 @ 12:27 am
fail…
#3 | Comment by Xan — March 31, 2008 @ 1:18 am
unfapable, unf*ckable, uncapable…. of any talent
#4 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — March 31, 2008 @ 1:46 am
I’m sure the guys behind the green-screen had their other hands busy.
If that wasn’t funny enough, I’m sure theres a joke about the director yelling “take two!” and all the hands giving a thumbs-up sign in unison.
#5 | Comment by dex — March 31, 2008 @ 2:50 am
Multiple grabby hands and not one thought to try for a quick feel?
#6 | Comment by Zleet — March 31, 2008 @ 5:31 am
Heh… must’ve been a fun day at work.
#7 | Comment by hitokirivader — March 31, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Can you imagine that ad in Variety ?
“Wanted: 1 Day Work. Someone to stand behind greenscreen and grab Kristen Bell’s tits. Rate: $15 / hour, plus chance to anonymously slip her a shocker.”
I’m in.
#8 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — March 31, 2008 @ 6:59 am
i like me some Bell, but she is goofy lookin in the sarah marshal pics
#9 | Comment by filthyfish — March 31, 2008 @ 8:03 am
#6: There probably were plenty of “oops, my bad” moments, they just either didn’t get them on film, or didn’t release them.
#10 | Comment by birdboy — March 31, 2008 @ 9:20 am
I would totally get fired from that hand job, and it would be so worth it.
#11 | Comment by Scratch — March 31, 2008 @ 9:31 am
mmmmmmmmmm, me loves me some Bell.
I was flying home from Zurich yesterday and watched this STUPID MOVIE called “I REALLY Hate My Job” staring Nev Campbell! It’s some dumb horrible, movie that made me pray that the plane would crash. Yet, there was nothing else on the list of movies worth watchiung, soooo I sat through it.
Through this dumb movie, came ONE hope of “win” Nev Campbell Nakid!!!
Ummm YAY, except, she is no longer the hotty from Wild Things!
I was seriously upset with her lack of Titties and wide flabby ass!
I shall endeavor to find screen caps so you all can share in my misery!
#12 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 31, 2008 @ 10:58 am
you know what i miss? posts with nekkid breasts in them, that would be awesome.
#13 | Comment by atlas — March 31, 2008 @ 10:58 am
I can understand some of the appeal of Bell, but I only like her as Veronica Mars, not as anything sexy for me. Anyway nice to have a post regardless.
#14 | Comment by Kewtr — March 31, 2008 @ 11:55 am
I agree with #14- I can see why a lot of people are interested, but she does nothing for me.
#15 | Comment by Nobody — March 31, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
I would KILL Kristen Bell if I had my hands on her like that.
I’d rather grope my coffee machine. It’s got a way softer jawline. Kristen Bell doesn’t even have a soul. She has an expiry date, though.
#16 | Comment by cobalt — March 31, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
DAYUMM! I’d caress my hands on that body like there was no tomorrow if I had that job!
#17 | Comment by Andy — March 31, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
Really don’t get the appeal of this girl. Lesbian square-jaw, no tits and no ass do it for you guys? Really? Might as well go for 14-year old boys.
#18 | Comment by jojo — March 31, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
I told u to quite smoking
#19 | Comment by BOBO — March 31, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
Mila Kunis = HOT
Kristen Bell = meh.
#20 | Comment by Tony — March 31, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
meh. what’s the big deal?
#21 | Comment by mister — March 31, 2008 @ 8:28 pm
I’d put my Bell in her Kristen…wait, what?
#22 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — March 31, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
She’s too skinny in the movie. Her boobs need to come back.
Still. Nice.
#23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 1, 2008 @ 12:25 am
#11 – yeah and I’m sure a lot of those guys bragged afterwards about getting a “hand job” from Kristen Bell.
If you look at the actual poster there is on hand on a tit. There must have been quite a fight to be the one got to put their hand there. I could see all the guys looking at the list of roles, one guy jumping for joy “Boob, I got Boob!”, with another guy yelling “Shoulder, who the fuck wants shoulder?!”.
Sad part. With Kristen Bell, I would probably be content with shoulder (not much different with her flat chest anyways).
#24 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 1, 2008 @ 3:23 am
Kristen isn’t flat. Small breasted yes. But not flat. it is not like she is an A cup. She said she is a B cup recently. Plus I doubt any of them groped her. They would have to be an idiot to do that because if they did then they would havea lawsuit to deal with and I have a feeling most of the arm people don’t even have enough to take care of them if they where ever sued. Also Kriten would never give them a hand job and also how do you know some of those hands are not womens hands.
#25 | Comment by Robert — April 10, 2008 @ 12:57 pm