During my web wanderings, I stumbled across a couple sex scenes from this odd looking movie that Ellen did back in 2004 (she was 17 at the time). And they aren’t even with other girls!
Don’t look to me for explanations as to why her head is half-shaved in one scene, or wtf is actually going on in this film. You can attempt to find some answers at the movie’s official site.
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#1 | Comment by fap mcfap — May 5, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
She’s a crack whore?
#2 | Comment by Jeeber — May 5, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
Nothing to see here.
Please move on people.
#3 | Comment by Winkelwagen — May 5, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
Fuck her and leave, great or greatest way to ditching Ellen Page.
#4 | Comment by Jack — May 5, 2008 @ 5:18 pm
Nice to see somebody fuck her and fling her. That bitch needed a good raping throughout Hardy Candy. I was virtually cheering that guy on towards the end. The cheeky cunt needed to learn some manners.
Why don’t American films do nudity properly? In France the girls get nude at 14/15 and it’s indescribably hot.
#5 | Comment by cobalt — May 5, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
FTW?
you should not have even posted that
#6 | Comment by Tom Foolery — May 5, 2008 @ 5:47 pm
Nice to see somebody fuck her and fling her. That bitch needed a good raping throughout Hardy Candy. I was virtually cheering that guy on towards the end. The cheeky cunt needed to learn some manners.
That was the genius of the movie, you find yourself rooting for a fucking pedophile who kills bitches at the end (which isn’t a stretch for frequent visitors of fubar, but still).
Anyway, Ellen Page is cute, maybe cute enough to pull off the shaved-head look a la Natalie Portman, but I don’t think anybody’s got the looks to pull off the half-shaven head look. What the fuck is up with that anyway?
#7 | Comment by Tony — May 5, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
On a positive note, I now know what Ellen Page would sound and look like while I pop her cherry. If she still had it 🙁
#8 | Comment by Tony — May 5, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
are you sure those were not clips from some male gay porn AngelBaby?
The lack of boobs makes it hard to tell.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 5, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
…added to top of Netflix Queue 🙂
#10 | Comment by idl3mind — May 5, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
#7 no no no, I never doubted the guy was an out and out psycho.
The thing is, it’s bad enough when a horror film casts a know-it-all bad guy who has planned everything with inhuman accuracy, and then expects the audience to act like it’s a realistic plot. When you couple that annoyance with a mouthy “14” year old girl whose moral philosophy, which the script constantly rams down your throat, is about as advanced as a Jerry Springer episode, well, then it becomes more infuriating than a Chipmunks Episode.
She just needed to come to some kind of harm, quickly. Bad slip in the kitchen causing a skull fracture; random allergic reaction; stray bunker-busted. I would have taken anything.
The general premise of the plot was a rip off of Audition in my opinion. But Hollywood had to put a headline-grabbing pedophilia spin on it.
#11 | Comment by cobalt — May 5, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
It’s funny how they start the sex scene with one view (of her half shaved head) and then they switch her around half-way through so you’re looking at the other side. It’s like half-way through the sex scene they realized, this might be hotter if we show the side that looks like a girl rather than a boy.
Also, note to any chicks that may be reading this. Losing your vaginity in a alley may not be everything you hoped. Sure getting banged over a garbage pail may look glamorous in the movies, but it never works out well in real life. No women, you need to make him prove he respects you, and get him to take you out for a nice meal at a McDonalds and then he can do you in the ass in the washroom stall. That way it will always be magical.
#12 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 6, 2008 @ 12:30 am
Um…#12 it’s virginity. Not vaginity.
#13 | Comment by Chas — May 6, 2008 @ 1:01 am
^^^
hmm…this raises an interesting question.
can a girl maintain her vaginity if she’s never had penetration in the front? i believe catholic girls through the ages have embraced this concept and used it to justify the wholesale giving of hummers and occasionally taking it in the pooper.
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 6, 2008 @ 1:15 am
That guy didnt even break her in, he just got in got off and cleared his head
could have smashed her a bit more
#15 | Comment by Boo — May 6, 2008 @ 2:58 am
maaaare bachert!
#16 | Comment by monkey — May 6, 2008 @ 4:53 am
#14 – In Japanese porn, only the woman’s hooha and the man’s peepee gets (pixelated) censored but never the bunghole. So based on that, I would say taking it up the shitter means you’re A-OK & still as pure as the driven snow in the Lord’s eyes.
That’s what I tell the girls just right before they pass out… Just kidding!!
#17 | Comment by Smiley — May 6, 2008 @ 5:57 am
#17 – This rule only applies if your “Lord” is Japanese.
#18 | Comment by dex — May 6, 2008 @ 7:07 am
Vaginity vs. Virginity.
Do you remember the old “Is Britney still a virgin” debate? At one point I remember her manager getting all coy and saying “Look, Britney is a mature young woman now.” Which meant she had been nailed.
I’ve lost my fetish for virginity these days. It’s rather overrated.
#19 | Comment by cobalt — May 6, 2008 @ 7:59 am
Well, that was another weird sex scene experience. Especially that thing with the half shaved head.
#20 | Comment by 8down — May 6, 2008 @ 9:17 am
Agrees with AB.
I dated a Catholic Girl for about 4 months back in my HS days. She’d only give hummers and would only agree to sex if it were in the back door!
I never understood why! Especially, since she’d cry halfway through it anyways. I’ve seen her since then, of course, and she’s still loving anal, but now doesn’t cry! (Oh and some prick busted her cherry 2 months after we broke up!!) le’sigh
#21 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 6, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
#11: Hard Candy was not a rip off of Audition. Audition was a rip off of Misery.
#22 | Comment by Tony — May 6, 2008 @ 6:21 pm
Holy shit… who would have known that tiny little white tramp could take all that big dark meat like that???
I like mulatto babies…
They make me laugh.
#23 | Comment by embus — May 6, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
damn this computer! i cant see anything..ugh
#24 | Comment by Xan — May 6, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
moore chertbear
#25 | Comment by igc — May 7, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
I saw that movie last year and didn’t realize it was Ellen Page. It’s a really good movie, you all should check it out; now that I realize it was Page it actually raises my opinion of her as an actor. Juno I felt was overrated and in Hard Candy her character was just silly (not for hunting a pedo, her character just knew way too much information…she would either have to be the greatest detective who has ever lived or have some kind of supernatural psychic powers to explain how she knew half of the things her character did in the movie. Not a problem with her per say, more the script, but it still made her character really annoying). Anyway, my point is check out mouth to mouth, really interesting movie that remained entertaining and hard to predict throughout…
#26 | Comment by mizike — May 7, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
so far, I’ve only liked Ellen Page in the x-men films. then I saw these clips.. and I still only like Ellen Page in the x-men films..
#27 | Comment by Garth2k — May 7, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Vag/Virg/inity is still the gold standard. Taking one in pooper, head and hadjobs all have their own sins.
BTW, the main attraction of virginity is that in a society that recognized primogeniture, it was important to the husband and his family that the bride be a virgin because the first child, if male, was the heir. An unbroken hymen was thought to be the best insurance against the bride carrying the Josephus the Monkey Boy’s demon seed when she got married. If he was butt slamming her nobody probably cared.
Today in Iran, buttsecks is basically a polite form of greeting. Brothers cornhole each other and their sisters with wild abandon, especially when they can’t watch porno cause they’re hiding the sat dish from the mullahs.
True facts.
#28 | Comment by mister — May 7, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
Um…#13 I was making the distinction between virginity (never had it in the cooch or pooper) and vaginity (never had it in the cooch only).
#29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 8, 2008 @ 1:11 am
Is it just me or Ellen Page looks just like Ariel Rebel 0_O
#30 | Comment by Whoa. — May 14, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
i wanna harm her in the most sexual way
#31 | Comment by matt hardy — June 17, 2008 @ 3:04 am