The Simpsons

No, not the yellow cartoon family, the big-boobed sisters.

Giving you some idea of how slow the celeb pic front has been this summer, here’s some candids of preggo Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

Her belly doesn’t look all that huge, but those milk jugs look like she could already feed an entire nursery.

Not to be outdone by lil sis, when Jessica stepped out recently, she strapped on her best push-up and one of her lowest cut dresses.

Unfortunately for her, I think the only way she’s gonna truly steal any of Ashlee’s spotlight right now would be to get knocked up with a little Cowboy by Tony Romo. That would at least get her on SportsCenter.

22 thoughts on “The Simpsons

  1. Neither are looking too fresh.

    #1 | Comment by bushy — July 9, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

  2. This is not the post I seek…

    #2 | Comment by smash — July 9, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

  3. These are not the sisters your looking for.

    #3 | Comment by Nigelbrown — July 9, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

  4. God, thats going to be an ugly baby.

    #4 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — July 9, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

  5. They aren’t the right age…

    #5 | Comment by Rafa — July 9, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

  6. They aren’t above a certain level of IQ used to attend public education.

    #6 | Comment by Jack — July 9, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

  7. Yawn.

    #7 | Comment by Art Vandelay — July 9, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  8. ^^^
    believe me, i hear you. it was either this, Jamie Lynn’s lovechild, Amy Winehouse’s pubes, or Mini Me’s sextape.

    i think you’ll agree this was the best option.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 9, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

  9. they arent angelbaby and suzi kissing

    #9 | Comment by Justin — July 10, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  10. ^^^
    i know.

    🙁

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 10, 2008 @ 12:03 am

  11. This might just be me, but I’d rather have cute girls featured even if they’re not in the news. Aoi Miyazaki, Indiana Evans, Charlotte Casiraghi. Even old school hot. The women of Emmanuelle, Bridgette Bardot, Faye Dunaway. Themes, debates. Who makes the hotter librarian? Who did the hotter sex scene? As long as the goods are new to me, they’re new to me. I love it when you post exciting stuff I’d have never discovered on my own.

    #11 | Comment by bushy — July 10, 2008 @ 12:48 am

  12. #3: what sisters are those again? All sister acts seem to be permanently skid row: looking for none.

    #12 | Comment by FJ — July 10, 2008 @ 2:35 am

  13. Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with dem milk jugs!

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — July 10, 2008 @ 3:03 am

  14. that’s not low cut!

    #14 | Comment by lili — July 10, 2008 @ 7:22 am

  15. Get outta here with your ‘slow celeb pic front’. 😛

    But we do categorically NOT want fucking Faye Dunaway on here. Fuck all that old shit. Fucking, Marilyn Monroe and all those dead bitches. The only guys who like that live in nursing homes, bitching about the Japanese and nodding authoritatively to Bill O’Reilly.

    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — July 10, 2008 @ 7:30 am

  16. ashley is just gross looking.

    I’d still fuck JS tho!

    #16 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 10, 2008 @ 9:42 am

  17. ^^^ Agreed!

    I also agree with #8.

    Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing Amy Winehouse’s pubes. I imagine they’re about ready to kill themselves, too.

    #17 | Comment by Bender — July 10, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

  18. What about the partial see-through Bynes?

    #18 | Comment by roscoe — July 10, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  19. Hahaha… the first pic of Ashlee the papparazzo has his fly down. I wonder if he was just trying to get her “attention”…

    #19 | Comment by Embus — July 10, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

  20. Pics aren’t great but I’d tap them both, preferably at the same time. It’s not incest if it’s lesbian stuff right?

    #20 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 10, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

  21. I knew her tits were gonna get big, but goddamn those things are huge! She better flaunt those things while they’re still sticking out further than her belly. Cuz after that she’s gonna look fat and we’re gonna remember that she’s not hot to begin with.

    And someone’s gotta knock up Jessica, now! She’s gonna end up with like porno-grade tits, I’m talkin’ Salma Hayek here.

    #21 | Comment by Tony — July 10, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

  22. some chabert now.

    #22 | Comment by edc — July 10, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

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