Hrm. What to write about.

Actually… i have A LOT to write about. Really juicy stuff too. But i can’t because it’s just not meant to be written about on this here site. There’s other stuff that i can write about though. But unfortunately, it just won’t be as interesting as said juicy stuff.

I mean, honestly… do you really need to know that i blew off a pseudo-date with Susan, my mini Angelina Jolie friend, just so i could go to my farting roommate’s sister’s birthday thing at Pizza hut yesterday?

Well i did so i guess yeah, as bloody uninteresting as that may seem, at least i’ll have a starting point to go off into different tangents should ever the need to go off into tangents arrive.

That’s some pretty bad grammar right there.

So yeah, Susan actually asked me out last weekend (no not ask out ask out… but ask out as in asking to go out to watch another movie… hence another pseudo-date). And i had to blow her off at the last minute!

Woah that sounds awfully perverse.

But it’s not like that!

Farting Roommate just had to invite me to this soireÈ for his sister over at Pizza hut which i HAD to attend so yeah, i had to shitcan the pseudo date.

How the hell do you spell ‘soireÈ’ anyway?

That’s the last time i’ll ever use a French word in one of my posts.

It is French right?

Anyway.

This is the part where i tell you how many slices of pizza i ate:

…

Actually no i won’t.

So yeah, that was basically what i did yesterday. I could go into more detail but again, come on now… blown pseudo dates? Pizza Hut?

Not really worth going into detail is it?

***tangent***

Ooh! Ooh! Jia Hui is online! Now i must go and yak with her.

*pokes Jia Hui THERE*

Haha.

Besides i have Philosophy class in 4 minutes. I have to go anyway.

Lutes.