While scrolling around the old channel guide tonight I stumbled across a movie on ABC Family called Samurai Girl. Apparently, it’s based on some series of books for teens, but what caught my eye was the hawt actress playing the lead.
Jamie Chung plays Heaven Kogo, and this is her first starring role, although she’s played a few parts in episodes of Veronica Mars, ER, CSI:NY, and is listed as a “Hooters Girl” in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (which I never saw…zzz). She’s also been cast in the live-action movie of Dragonball, along with Emmy Rossum. Oh, and she’s Korean, which of course is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
There’s one other place you might recognize Jamie from. She was on the San Diego season of The Real World. Seems like there was some big-boobed cow on there that Justin had a thing for or something. I’d ask him, but I hear he’s busy changing diapers these days…
First, sucka.
And I love her. Always found her hawt.
#1 | Comment by Flybird — September 6, 2008 @ 2:18 am
my penis was very excited when i first saw an article about her.
#2 | Comment by smash — September 6, 2008 @ 2:22 am
What does it say about me that I’m drawn to comment not by the Korean hottie, but by the Remo Williams quote?
#3 | Comment by Ryozenzuzex — September 6, 2008 @ 2:33 am
^^^
it says you are very cool.
just like me. ^_^
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 6, 2008 @ 2:44 am
i knew this post was coming. i recorded, havent had a cahnce to fap..im mean watch it yet. Asian women>all other women.
#5 | Comment by Xan — September 6, 2008 @ 2:45 am
Do all Koreans have gigantic heads? Yeesh!
#6 | Comment by dex — September 6, 2008 @ 4:19 am
doooooooooooooooo want
in for three
#7 | Comment by Aehuji — September 6, 2008 @ 4:36 am
“I’d ask him, but I hear he’s busy changing diapers these days…”
AB, didn’t you warn him that constant rough ass pounding anal sex would lead to incontinence and anal leakage one day?
So he’s a dad?
#8 | Comment by Smiley — September 6, 2008 @ 7:25 am
This is the best you can do? Really now, are we that hard up for a hard on?
#9 | Comment by pirho — September 6, 2008 @ 7:49 am
Emmy Rossum is in a Dragonball movie? Wow, way to develop your career. It won’t be long until we see her jerking off Callum Best on some kind of Love Island show. She’ll sing while she’s doing it, and then call him a jerk in her New Yorker drawl.
#10 | Comment by cobalt — September 6, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Haha, I just figured out that the hot chick from Reaper is called Missy Peregrym.
Lol, what a stupid fucking name. It sounds like a cross between a showgirl and a 80s power rock band.
She looks a little bit like a younger Hilary Wank, only with all the bony, masculine and deformed bits removed.
#11 | Comment by cobalt — September 6, 2008 @ 8:18 am
#8^
Yes a dad, a baby boy.
#12 | Comment by Alias — September 6, 2008 @ 9:51 am
#12
Good thing. If it were a girl, the pedos here would be screaming for pics.
Also, to paraphrase Anna Karenina, all Korean women are crazy, but each Korean woman is crazy in her own way. FACT.
#13 | Comment by zilch — September 6, 2008 @ 10:47 am
She’s a crosseyed butta, next please.
#14 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 6, 2008 @ 11:24 am
tan lines make my pee-pee go pew-pew.
#15 | Comment by mister — September 6, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Ugly azns are hereby dubbed “wa-ping”
Why? Because it looks like you smacked a cast iron skillet on their face and it made the sound “wa-ping”
That being said, Jamie Chung is NOT a wa-ping. Way better than the average Korean girl, for sure. I just hope she doesn’t smell like kimchi.
#16 | Comment by DrunkenTech — September 6, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
not hot
#17 | Comment by roscoe — September 6, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
Nice. I’d like to wang her chung. Then again, I have a raging case of yellow fever. If I ever get within 100 yards of Grace Park, I’m not responsible for what might happen. It would pretty much look like that scene from Silence of the Lambs where Clarise is walking through the prison and gets a surprise chucked on her by the inmate.
#18 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 6, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
#12 – Wow. A baby boy. Didn’t know that & congrats to him.
Let’s hope the young’un didn’t get the Titanic gene passed down to him.
Maybe he can start a baby version of Fubar. It will have a lot of diaper slips and ultrasound pedo candids.
#19 | Comment by Smiley — September 6, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
Wendy Wu>Heaven Kogo
#20 | Comment by Xan — September 6, 2008 @ 6:21 pm
#13 – I totally disagree. Angelbaby, who happens to be Korean, is the only female I’ve found that isn’t even remotely insane.
Hmmm…maybe she ISN’T a female… or Korean.
#21 | Comment by smash — September 6, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
^^^
i’m remotely insane?
oh teh noes! 😮
#22 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 6, 2008 @ 8:47 pm
she kinda looks retarded to me.
#23 | Comment by michael jackson — September 7, 2008 @ 12:00 am
AB = Jamie Chung
#24 | Comment by Alias — September 7, 2008 @ 1:56 am
^^^
Jamie Chung or Jenni Cheung?
DUN DUN DUN
#25 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 7, 2008 @ 2:17 am
#22- typo. I fix.
#26 | Comment by smash — September 7, 2008 @ 4:50 am
#26 – old. needs sex.
#27 | Comment by dex — September 7, 2008 @ 6:04 am
#21 – The exception that proves the rule, eh?
#28 | Comment by zilch — September 7, 2008 @ 11:39 am
a korean girl playing a japanese girl who loves a white boy. her mom is probably throwing a gibbering fit.
only thing crazier than korean girls are korean moms.
#29 | Comment by dolphinsteaks — September 7, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
^^^
fact.
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 7, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
When Korean girls are hot, they are the hottest on Earth, but there is always a chance of those same features going tragically wrong. Not that I would say that in Korea, because Korean guys are the most psycho hardcore badasses I have ever met (once they’ve been in the army).
#31 | Comment by mister — September 7, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Someone beat me to the incontince joke, so I’ll make the other obvious joke.
A baby boy? It’s nice that they are letting gays adopt children these days.
#32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 7, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
very nice, gotta agree that Song is hotter though… but still…
I love me asians.
#33 | Comment by DoctofOfStyle — September 8, 2008 @ 1:53 am
So Angelbaby is definitely Korean? That’s cool, but only if she can demonstrate it by typing in some sexy Korean smut for us. Do it in the proper writing too. My OS renders that correctly for some reason.
Most Americans demonstrate their bog Irish / Eastern European refugee ancestry by shouting a lot and lynching black people.
#34 | Comment by cobalt — September 8, 2008 @ 7:37 am
When are we going to see more Authors…this site has become so slow and starting to sink from my “Favourite Places To Visit” list!
Only AngelBaby keeps this site alive!
#35 | Comment by Viper — September 8, 2008 @ 9:37 am
Hey Viper, did you ever realise that Angelbaby is the Author of this site?
#36 | Comment by lickfanaticguy — September 12, 2008 @ 10:59 am