117 thoughts on “ANNA PAQUIN

  1. Woot First…

    Hot!!! I guess I start watching the show now. Its been on so many times…Damn Warhammer online heh

    #1 | Comment by Justin's better half — October 13, 2008 @ 5:31 am

  2. I’d like to be familiar with her.

    Ten times a night.

    #2 | Comment by Jenesis — October 13, 2008 @ 5:44 am

  3. The show is already great, but this is the one thing I’ve wanted from the start. If they’re going to have so much nudity every episode, damn it, Anna Paquin needed to finally be a part of it.

    Best show of the 2008!

    #3 | Comment by ZekeDMS — October 13, 2008 @ 5:47 am

  4. Link to higher res? This show is great, im glad she finally got naked 😀

    #4 | Comment by NigelBrown — October 13, 2008 @ 6:36 am

  5. my bad. fixed the link to the collage. should be clickable now.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — October 13, 2008 @ 6:56 am

  6. nope, it’s still just a thumbnail

    #6 | Comment by Taco — October 13, 2008 @ 7:05 am

  7. dang intertubes made a liar out of me – worked just after i posted last comment – my bad

    #7 | Comment by Taco — October 13, 2008 @ 7:07 am

  8. The show was terrible the first few episodes, but it’s starting to get good. And Anna Paquin’s tits are certainly accelerating the show’s progress.

    #8 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — October 13, 2008 @ 7:32 am

  9. im no sure i’ll be able to stop masturbating for long enough to go have thanksgiving (yeah canada) dinner with my family…


    #9 | Comment by Coolstream — October 13, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  10. That would be hot… if the light was on.

    #10 | Comment by anti-pop — October 13, 2008 @ 9:00 am

  11. I wonder if it’s really her tits or if they’re a body double w/ her head put on digitally…

    #11 | Comment by idl3mind — October 13, 2008 @ 9:20 am

  12. Light IS on: http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/anna-paquin/anna-paquin-nude-videos-from-true-blood-004072

    #12 | Comment by djhasdoiasas — October 13, 2008 @ 9:33 am

  13. I agree with #3, its about damn time!

    Reminds me of Weeds, too Mary Louise-Parker 4 season for finally show us her tits, then they give it to us twice in on season.

    #13 | Comment by pirho — October 13, 2008 @ 10:27 am

  14. Rogue boobies FTW!!!!

    #14 | Comment by Darkstar — October 13, 2008 @ 11:00 am

  15. Finally!
    Hopefully there will be more, much more.

    #15 | Comment by Normo — October 13, 2008 @ 11:02 am

  16. Those aren’t exactly the greatest tits, but it’s certainly not going to keep me from watching, I’ve made it this far. I’d rather see the Tara’s to be honest.

    #16 | Comment by Kewtr — October 13, 2008 @ 11:40 am

  17. I’ve waited for this so so long…. Now I need some alone time please…

    #17 | Comment by Hesse — October 13, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

  18. FINALLY!!!

    Well, guess that means her career’s over.

    #18 | Comment by Tony — October 13, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  19. It’s living proof that if you wait them out long enough they will all show you their tits. So all of you fans of people like Miley, JoJo, Hayden, etc. Don’t worry, their time will come. Just be patient, just be patient.

    #19 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 13, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

  20. I love cable television.

    #20 | Comment by Nobody — October 13, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

  21. Damn, how megahorny must a person be to
    find that shit attractive ?
    Thats a lame faked love-scene of two thirdclass
    actors. They look like two rinds of bacon
    who rub on each other, both with the same
    idiotic blank facial expression.
    It would not suprise me if they start to grunt

    #21 | Comment by walker4409 — October 13, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

  22. last time i checked, anna paquin isn’t third class… she is grade fucking A

    she just went nuts and took a break

    #22 | Comment by Coolstream — October 13, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

  23. You´re right she´s not third class ,
    she is fourth class.
    And your A must stand for anti-talent.
    She was good looking in x-man because of
    her costume, thats all

    #23 | Comment by walker4409 — October 13, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

  24. I hate this show. I’ve been watching it with a friend, because he loves vampires… but we both agree that the scenes with the 2 main characters are painful to listen to.
    I was about to quit watching, but seeing Anna’s nice little Paquins sure makes me want to continue watching.

    #24 | Comment by dex — October 13, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

  25. #19 is right, only drawback is that most of the “good girls” are later rather then sooner.

    #25 | Comment by pirho — October 13, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

  26. I havent seen this episode yet but if you take into account that the sex scene is between a virgin who can read peoples thoughts and have seen more than her fair share of dead people and the other is a 200+ year old vampire who has watched everyone he ever loved grow old and die then isn’t the sex meant to be really awkward and blank expressions.

    My first time wasn’t exactly a scene from any well acted movie or porn vid! Just ask my maths teacher.

    #26 | Comment by psyper — October 13, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  27. Way to go, I was hoping someone would cut that scene quickly. When i was watching it I was so happy she finally did her first nude scene.

    #27 | Comment by Troilus — October 13, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

  28. It’s about time she whipped them out. There is not much too look at in that show.

    @26 Did your ass hurt much afterwards?

    #28 | Comment by Pythagoras — October 13, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

  29. Nice, Nice.

    #29 | Comment by Kreuk — October 13, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

  30. I’m thinking body double. I’d say she has Small B’s IRL and those look C-ish to me.

    #30 | Comment by mister — October 13, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

  31. Did you watch the scene ? No way it was a body double. It was a fully lit, head on “head and titties” shot. Those were Rogue’s rogues and they looked fine. Now she needs to one-up Mary Louise Parker and show us some full on vampire-anal.

    #31 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — October 13, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

  32. Oh I know who she is I am going to download the video right now. I think she is one of the most Beautiful in the world.

    #32 | Comment by Simon — October 14, 2008 @ 2:15 am

  33. Amazing rack, as we all imagined. But why, oh why, Anna, did you hide them away for so long??? Think how much better Almost Famous could have been.

    Bit of a buttaface though, it has to be said.

    #33 | Comment by cobalt — October 14, 2008 @ 9:48 am

  34. Who remembers her in The Piano.. :>

    #34 | Comment by OIB — October 14, 2008 @ 9:53 am

  35. #34 OIB, you are right, it would have been even better if her & Holly Hunter would have done a little mother daughter action in The Piano :-p

    #35 | Comment by holyguyver — October 14, 2008 @ 10:21 am

  36. This is the modern world: whenever some actress gets her tits out for the first time, *someone* will always claim that it’s fake. *sigh*

    Anyway, Anna Pacquin is okay, but there’s something weird about her face and her overacting annoys me. Plus I’m just annoyed that they already killed off the show’s hottest character (Jason’s girlfriend) in the second episode. That was a bad move.

    Here’s some pics of Lynn Collins, who played her: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1211488/mediaindex

    #36 | Comment by EmJee — October 14, 2008 @ 11:25 am

  37. She´s worth no discussion. She was a good
    child-actress, and beautiful like many young girls,
    but she already had the tendency to be
    expressionless then. Tatum O´Neil was a lightyear
    better. Now grown up, she got the
    facial features of a tadpole. But this lame movie
    “Piano” needed a lame character

    #37 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

  38. What show? What movie? All I see is boobs and they are magnificent! To say otherwise makes you a fag or a jealous woman, REAL MEN SEE BOOBS! Friggin pantywaist Paris Hilton poochdog wannabees! Go back and get a hair jelled ryan seacrest moment. Thanks Bunches Justin you made my week.

    #38 | Comment by ravenx8706 — October 14, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

  39. ^^walker^^

    #39 | Comment by ravenx8706 — October 14, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

  40. Boooooooooooooooooooobs….you fucking idiot,
    go to any pornside and wank till your puny
    sparrowbrain explodes. You´re on the mental
    level of a 13year old boy, don´t read comments
    here. A real man like you should read a batman
    comic. Because there are boooooooooooooooooooooobs,
    trust me kid

    #40 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  41. Walker, let me explain something.

    99% of the people who visit this site are here for celebrity tits. This post has celebrity tits. If you can’t understand why most people commenting are enjoying this post, then you’re a moron.

    #41 | Comment by Nobody — October 14, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

  42. NO
    YOU are here for celeb-tits,
    and you are not representing 99% of the people,
    even though you´re a 99%-IDIOT

    #42 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

  43. is this her first time? i was a bit shocked when i saw it

    #43 | Comment by Jon — October 14, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  44. walker you make me laugh! You are without a doubt the funneist crapsack to ever be called a creampie moment gone bad. Batman rocks, Annas tits rock, and you my friend smoke rock or maybe cock.

    #44 | Comment by ravenx8706 — October 14, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

  45. I see. You can remove the comments whenever
    you want Mr Administrator. But this is no discussion
    this is a prank then.
    If all i can comment is: I love celeb-tits,
    or the opinion of the majority then i´m really on the
    wrong place here.
    Btw. you can visit me on my Youtube account-
    comment as much as you want-
    – i never remove a comment.
    And that proves that YOU are the
    cockfag, and not me

    #45 | Comment by walker4409 — October 14, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

  46. Your comments were probably deleted because they were basically spam, and nothing else.

    You made your point in one comment, and then used 5-6 different names to post the same point in 10 more comments. Go cry some more.

    #46 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 12:21 am

  47. Nice.

    #47 | Comment by Uncle Rico — October 15, 2008 @ 1:03 am

  48. Is this the place to say I like celebrity tits?

    #48 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 15, 2008 @ 1:21 am

  49. OMFG!112 1 ! ! TITS!!!

    I also like celebrity tits. But with Anna it would either be doggy style or hell no.

    I also agree with what somebody said about her as a child actor. She has never topped Fly Away Home, and I can’t imagine she will. Not many child actors make a successful transition.

    #49 | Comment by cobalt — October 15, 2008 @ 6:48 am

  50. #46 Dear Mr. “Nobody”

    You probably think you get a Nobel Prize
    for your brainless claptrap-shit ?
    Even your name is idiotic and lame like
    your whole coward- asshole character.
    A porker like you should find a whore
    and fuck her tits, but even for that you
    are too retarded, instead you post horny
    bullshit about celebrity-tits. Each of this
    celebrities would spit into your face , horny
    disgusting scum like you is a nightmare for
    them. But what else could a “Nobody” like
    you do ? Well…you could kill yourself in a
    celebrity WC..this is the nearest you can come
    into your whole pathetic meaningless existence.
    Or you could suck your own cock and imagine
    its a famous person…but you´re doing that anyway

    #50 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 10:50 am

  51. “Or you could suck your own cock and imagine its a famous person…”

    Lucky, Flexible bastard!

    #51 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 15, 2008 @ 11:16 am

  52. Dear Mr Walker

    Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
    Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

    And yes, for this special occation we do have a very nice picture of Mr Walker. Enjoy!

    #52 | Comment by Hesse — October 15, 2008 @ 12:30 pm

  53. Hahaa, what a chicken!
    Your fucking hyperlink didn´t work, rugrat!
    Whats up “Nobody”? Playing Gentleman?
    Seems your ass touched ground ice.
    I´ve known you´re a shitass!

    #53 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

  54. Sorry, let’s try a different link.

    Wow, you’re so good with words by the way. Get that from reading? Do you read? Sure you do, with all that lone time….

    #54 | Comment by Hesse — October 15, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  55. “Hesse” alias “Nobody” :
    You are so lame and wimpy, i nearly feel
    sorry for you, assclown.
    I had softies like you on my cock
    and turned them, but you are such a
    pathetic little celebrity-asslicker
    that i´ll find a solution for you.
    If you would activate your brain ( i know you got
    only half a brain and even that is rotten )
    then you could sneak around at any
    celeb-cemetery. If you´re lucky you´ll find
    (or dig out) a celeb-bone.
    You could stick that bone into your (doubtlessly)
    horny asshole…
    …at least this is a real chance for you

    #55 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

  56. Your are just so cute!

    #56 | Comment by Hesse — October 15, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  57. I’m sorry, I was sleeping, and thus I did not get a chance to reply. Allow me to retort:

    Walker, you’re a fucking idiot.

    The end.

    #57 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  58. Very lame again.
    You got the brain of a microbe.

    And what happens with your little friend “Hesse”
    now? The nice buddy who defended you ,
    while you dreamed of celebrities?

    You should change your name into “Schizophrenic-fag”
    Or if you´re a girl who supports this lowdown
    tit-chauvinism, you could name yourself

    #58 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  59. Listen, you can play the part of paranoid crazy guy all you want. I post under this one name only. I don’t care enough about other people on the internet to pretend to be someone else just to make a point.

    You want to keep arguing? Fine.

    Perhaps saying 99% was a bit of a hyperbolic estimate. But check the posts. A very large percentage of them are female celebrity-centric. A large majority of the comments are things like “Do not want” or “Do want” or “Nice” or “Eww” or “WTF Justin, stop posting pictures of 60 year old cleavage.” There are literally hundreds of galleries of female celebrities on this site.

    So, when a female celebrity shows her tits for the first time, especially one that was once a child actor (See: Zima, Madeline or Paquin, Anna), you shouldn’t be surprised when people here are interested, regardless of whether or not she’s a butterface.

    #59 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

  60. Well said^^

    #60 | Comment by ravenx8706 — October 15, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

  61. “Nobody” You´ve been much more entertaining
    and funny when you tried to fight.
    Now you try to differentiate and to relativize.
    And it seems you did not understand or read
    my critics on Anna Paquin. (#21/#23//#37)
    I can´t praise a person who is spiritless like
    an empty coke-bottle, no matter if she was a good
    child-actress or not , no matter if her tits are
    beautiful or not.

    #61 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  62. Can someone please post some 1080i stills?

    #62 | Comment by Bogaton — October 15, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

  63. I guess we’re different. I can look past what’s underneath the surface, and focus only on her outward appearance. Bad actress or not, butterface or not, spiritless as an empty coke-bottle or not, she’s got a pretty good body.

    #63 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

  64. This thread needs less Walker and more titty-links.

    #64 | Comment by mister — October 15, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  65. “HAHAHAHA! I have to say Nobody (63), that’s a pretty awesome outlook… To make being shallow sound poetic! I’m not being sarcastic either, I think that’s beautiful, a little glib, but beautiful nonetheless. It’s nice to see someone willing to defend their beliefs in a soulful way, even if they go against the norm or the ‘moral’.”

    #65 | Comment by Ryu — October 15, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

  66. Hi Mister lowbrow!
    What an honour that you address me again.
    But can you really spare the time…sinse you
    are so busy fapping and slobering over
    celeb-pics.You want me to leave ?
    Let me tell you something Mr. Asshole –
    I won´t leave. People like you should buy
    a tits-sexdoll and not invest chat-rooms
    with their unbearable stinking stupidity

    #66 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  67. “I wonder if you think you make sense… or are spouting any sort of intelligence… I hope not.”

    #67 | Comment by Ryu — October 16, 2008 @ 12:13 am

  68. Not to take sides on this argument, but 90% of the actresses on this site are mediocre to solid crap as far as true talent is concerned. Take for example: Alba, Scarjo, Miley, JoJo, Megan Fox, etc. Not one of them are great actesses, and yet we are all looking at their pics and commenting. In fact, I would argue that no site like this one makes it’s business on showcasing true talented actresses, otherwise Justin and AB would be posting pics of Meryl Streep, and nobody, and I mean NOBODY, would be fapping.

    #68 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 16, 2008 @ 2:48 am

  69. ^^^ You’re right. I would totally fap to Meryl Streep.

    #69 | Comment by Nobody — October 16, 2008 @ 2:53 am

  70. ^^^ dex: “Anna’s nice little Paquins”

    They are a bit awesome, aren’t they?

    #70 | Comment by Lithium — October 16, 2008 @ 3:14 am

  71. Is it just me or does anybody else keep seeing Walker4409’s posts with shortened line lengths?

    I keep thinking he’s writing poetry, or a fucking sonnet or something. Then I’m gutted when I find out it doesn’t rhyme.

    #71 | Comment by cobalt — October 16, 2008 @ 4:22 am

  72. # 68:
    scarlett johansson is an ok actress, i saw her on snl one weekend and i was impressed
    as for megan fox, she’ll get better, shes been in what 7-8 movies and most of them were disney movies, shes just waiting for her break ok….. alright…… ok ill stop being a fanboy… MOARMEGANFOXNAO!!

    #72 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — October 16, 2008 @ 6:36 am

  73. #71 H cobal i tha shor enaug f yo cocksuc ?
    And if you want a rhyme : “cobalt´s shitpost failed”
    Btw. the more you critisize it, the longer my posts
    will become. You can buy that.

    #73 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 10:12 am

  74. Hey cobalt, sorry Amigo, i did only
    browse the comments and i misunderstood
    you. If there is a technical problem,
    it should not only with my posts, this is
    very strange then…kind of
    censorship maybe ?

    #74 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  75. It looks like you’re hitting
    enter after a certain number of
    words, but it seems to be an inconsistent
    number. It’s not like it’s iambic
    pentameter or anything.

    #75 | Comment by Nobody — October 16, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

  76. You´re crazy. I simply sended up my buddy
    I never use pentameters, Shakespeare did.

    #76 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  77. #72 – You’re argument is fine, but my point still is that we are not here to see their acting ability and discuss their skill levels. We’re here for some good old fashion T’N’A. Of course the internet is filled with T’N’A, so it is clear that we’re looking for the celebrity T’N’A we get here. Even if ScarJo and Megan Fox were oscar winners, I still think the reason for posting their pics is because they are hot and not their talent level.

    #77 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 16, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

  78. Oh, and I would be more than happy with MoarMeganFox!

    #78 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 16, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

  79. Either there are 5 people posting as walker4409, or that boy is batshit insane.

    Sorry, make that –

    If it be there are not five different men
    Who post their foul abuse in Walker’s name,
    That boy is batshit insane.

    #79 | Comment by cobalt — October 16, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

  80. I give you a hint Cobalt.
    Forget post #73-74-76
    And i forget your flattering posts of the past.
    Nitsch said : Beautiful words are not true,
    and true words are not beautiful .
    In your case this is absolutely right.
    You confused me with your shifty insidious tricks.
    ” Is it just me or does anybody else keep
    seing walker4409´s posts in a shortened lenth size”
    If that would be true , all of my posts would be
    completely ununderstandable, and i know that such
    posts are removed very soon.

    What a fucking dirty little trick.But a pussy like you
    can´t fight, all you can is setting traps and surching
    for alliance because you can´t stand on your own.
    Coward little bastard.

    #80 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

  81. @walker
    this place is about tits, ass, and pussy
    not your insanity

    kill yourself

    #81 | Comment by Superman — October 16, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

  82. Wow. You either an incredible moron or a pretty bored troll. Either way, I’ll keep going until I’m bored of this:

    All cobalt was saying is that it looks like your line lengths are shorter than normal. And that’s because they are. Take a look, for example, at a previous comment of yours would normally look:

    Hey cobalt, sorry Amigo, i did only browse the comments and i misunderstood you. If there is a technical problem, it should not only with my posts, this is very strange then…kind of censorship maybe?

    For you, it takes up 6 lines. It should not take up that many, unless you’re fucking with the formatting.

    Calling him a pussy because he said it looks like your format is fucked up, when in fact it is fucked up, is stupid. Refer to the third line of comment #57 for my feelings on this matter.

    #82 | Comment by Nobody — October 16, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

  83. Ugly, always.

    #83 | Comment by Yaaar — October 16, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

  84. # 81 I will care about you Superasshole.

    Hi Nobrainy, you are my favorite cocksucker.
    Nice of you to explain what an incredible
    lowbrow petty bourgeois you are .
    Seems you get reinforcements though.
    No problem, i can fight ten of your brand with
    one hand. Or with my cock.
    To cobalt: if this was really your point… damn
    what can i say? Everybody makes mistakes, it would
    be a damn boring place here if we wouldn´t.

    #84 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

  85. “You strike me as the kind of person who would look up pentameter 5 second before you use it in a sentence, just so you sound like you know what people are talking about… I rarely make that kind of snap judgment about people, especially about something so specific; but maybe it’s part of me hoping that someone that stupid would be easily recognizable off the internet because his vocabulary and speech patterns would reflect his intellect. Sadly, that is not always true, but please, if idiots like you hold a meeting, next time you attend, tell them to make their stupidity apparent when you meet them in person so that I never accidentally have a conversation with you…”

    #85 | Comment by Ryu — October 17, 2008 @ 12:35 am

  86. “Oh sorry, that was directed at walker, mind you, though not limited to him. I don’t see anyone else here specifically striking me as that stupid, yet.”

    #86 | Comment by Ryu — October 17, 2008 @ 12:36 am

  87. Needs more Stephanie from LazyTown

    #87 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — October 17, 2008 @ 1:37 am

  88. Superasshole? Nobrainy? Man, where do you come up with that stuff. It’s golden.

    #88 | Comment by Nobody — October 17, 2008 @ 3:36 am

  89. Am I actually getting attacked here or not? I can’t even tell what’s going on anymore. Am I drunk?

    It seems a long time now since I first gawked at Anna Paquin’s tits. Those were happier times, and the world was younger.

    #89 | Comment by cobalt — October 17, 2008 @ 4:31 am

  90. Me thinks….
    I created…..
    A monster………………

    #90 | Comment by ravenx8706 — October 17, 2008 @ 8:45 am

  91. Damn, what a pack of mongrels. But i like it lets
    fuck dogs. Cobalt: No you are not attacked,
    i made a mistake, i only started learning english
    a short time ago and i think i´m doing well.
    Nobrainy : thanks for your tip i´ll try to write
    better, i´ll kick your ass with less power for a

    The other freeriders deserve no indugence i
    think. Lets start with “Ryu” alias “brainfart”
    A sick fuck like you is normaly worth no answer
    but since you are a member of a group i
    make an exception. You are a whimpering
    stupid puppy who smells its chanche to piss on
    somebodys knee, but not my knee, pissdog
    be sure of that cause i kick your stinking rotten
    puppyass against the next wall, coward piece
    of shit. Yelp with the gang, thats all you´re able
    to, clueless cunt

    #91 | Comment by walker4409 — October 17, 2008 @ 10:51 am

  92. Come on guys, lets just forget the petty bickering.

    And admit how fappable she was in “Fly Away Home”

    #92 | Comment by OIB — October 17, 2008 @ 11:15 am

  93. ^^ She was more fappable in The Piano.

    #93 | Comment by Nobody — October 17, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  94. “Umm… I might be insulted, if your insult was coherent, or even connected. You are the kind of person who needs a machine gun to hit a target, shoot as many bullet as possible because one of them is bound to make its mark, right? Slinging a mass of random insults does very little, because even if one of them would hurt, it’s lost within a mass of those that don’t, making it far far less potent. Impotent, as it were.”

    P.S. “If you didn’t catch that (because obviously subtlety is not your forte), the last part was an insult.”

    #94 | Comment by Ryu — October 17, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

  95. 93- Word

    #95 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — October 17, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

  96. Both movies had borderline fappability. You’re all fuck dogs, by the way.

    And how come everything Ryu writes is in speech marks? Was that a joke from earlier on that I missed? This page has become a sketch from an early Marx Brothers film.

    #96 | Comment by cobalt — October 17, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

  97. Ryu’s always done that, and no one knows why.

    #97 | Comment by Nobody — October 17, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

  98. “Correction, I know why… I’ve mentioned it, too, but it grows tiring to explain. So, the short version, because I can. At least you always know if its me talking (which is a good thing for those that like and dislike me… You know which posts specifically to read or ignore).”

    #98 | Comment by Ryu — October 18, 2008 @ 5:49 am

  99. There once was a dickhead name Walker
    His posts were all full of shit
    As his own Greek chorus
    He proceeded to bore us
    And prove to the world he’s a git.

    #99 | Comment by mister — October 18, 2008 @ 10:18 am

  100. Hehe, he´s a fucking liar, he tries to cover his
    stupidity. He made that fault from the beginning
    and is not able to admit a mistake. But hell, it
    doesn´t matter anyway, He´s such a boring cunt,
    only his name is interesting. It sounds like a term
    for putrid cum . Certainly the main content of
    his head. Or like a nasty veneral desease.
    And it reminds me of the German word “Rotz”
    which is a slangword for “rat” or nasal mucus.
    Bye Mr. “Rotz”, normally i don´t speak with you
    but flush you into the WC

    #93 Thats strange “Nobody”. This time i totally
    agree with you

    #100 | Comment by walker4409 — October 18, 2008 @ 10:41 am

  101. #99 OOOOHHHH, Mr.asshole is a poet. And he
    writes poetry for me. I´m so sorry you can´t get
    the job as my poetaster. But you can become my
    court jester

    #101 | Comment by walker4409 — October 18, 2008 @ 10:49 am

  102. Walker, WTH is a poetaster? Is that like a piss-boy? I could see you in that role.

    #102 | Comment by mister — October 18, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

  103. Credit where it’s due, Walker has really expanded my vocabulary over the last few days. So far we’ve had ‘poetaster’, ‘rotz’, ‘fuck dogs’, ‘puppyass’, a reference to ‘nitsch’, and my personal favorite, ‘lowbrow petty bourgeois’, which sounds like something Stalin would have said before feeding your dismembered ass to the wolves.

    Most people simply resort to ‘fag’ and have done with it, but this guy is taking the insults to a whole new level.

    #103 | Comment by cobalt — October 18, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

  104. Thanks cobalt, but first you must explain him
    who Stalin is , otherwise he becomes angry

    #104 | Comment by walker4409 — October 18, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

  105. “His insults are lost on me, because the ircontext makes no sense. It’s like saying ‘By my concordance, you are a merda fragrance, with analogous amounts of copiousness.’ It only serves to make stupid people sound more stupid. Oh, I used merda because it seems that foreign languages seem to make him feel superior.”

    #105 | Comment by Ryu — October 19, 2008 @ 2:14 am

  106. “Oh and, Walker… Explain to whom about Stalin? We’re all insulting you (for the most part), when you retort, though, there are a lot of people for you to be aiming your crap at, so you gotta give us a target.”

    #106 | Comment by Ryu — October 19, 2008 @ 2:15 am

  107. # 106
    Hmmm..it seems “Rotz” wants to bore me to
    death.I only browse your shit you speech marks
    freak, but it seems you still surch for alliance.
    You´re such a coward brainfart,your defenceline
    is helpless and your attacks are pathetic. Where
    are the “lots of people ” who support you, boy ?
    Somebody should stick a pacifier into your
    mouth and one into your ass, to make you

    #107 | Comment by walker4409 — October 19, 2008 @ 4:26 am

  108. There is a God!! i’ve been waiting for this since Almost Famous!!

    #21 & #23 Blow Me
    #28 ha ha ha ha
    #26 Ouch!!
    Lynsey Bartilson im still waiting for you to come around and show us yours!!

    #108 | Comment by Charlioso — October 19, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

  109. “Walker, I didn’t say anyone backed me, I said they dislike you… I don’t care for people to defend me… I honestly find most of the people (not including AngelBaby and possibly a few others) on this site to be complete and total idiots. You just happen to be one of the more loathsome of the bunch.”

    #109 | Comment by Ryu — October 19, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  110. #108 Be careful picking fights with Walker. This post could still be alive by Christmas.

    I wanted there to be Paquin flesh in Almost Famous so bad. All we got was that brief flash from Kate Hudson.

    #110 | Comment by cobalt — October 20, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

  111. Yeah, Almost Famous would’ve been better with more nudity.

    #111 | Comment by Nobody — October 20, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

  112. Lizzy Caplin Topless Sex Scene

    #112 | Comment by True Blood Episode 7 — October 21, 2008 @ 12:14 am

  113. Reading over these posts, there’s a HUGE misconception here. Anna Paquin is not fap material, even if her titty tips have been long awaited (and they are some fine nips, BTW).

    But c’mon, she’s not hot! Whoever is spreading these rumors needs to stop. She’s cute in an endearing way at best. I could fill a phone book with women I’d tug my best friend to before Anna Paquin.

    #113 | Comment by Tony — November 17, 2008 @ 12:21 am

  114. I have been waiting for this for a long time… finally!!!

    #114 | Comment by Dave — September 10, 2011 @ 2:31 pm

  115. Dave has apparently discovered time travel.

    #115 | Comment by coolstream — September 10, 2011 @ 7:07 pm

  116. maybe Dave finally reached the tip of his penis with his own lips.

    a glorious day indeed, cheers to you Dave.

    #116 | Comment by the block obama — September 10, 2011 @ 8:08 pm

  117. I busted a nut over her in “The Piano.” Nothing yummier than 12-year old pussy.

    #117 | Comment by hambubger — September 12, 2011 @ 4:18 am

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