Jessica Biel

Miss Biel made the cover of the January 2009 issue of British GQ and posed for a classy black and white spread inside.

Just in case anyone missed the news, Jessica reportedly can be seen nude in her role as a stripper in next year’s Powder Blue. No release date on that one yet, but I’m guessing it won’t be playing all that wide.

29 thoughts on “Jessica Biel

  1. First!

    Fuck yeah!

    #1 | Comment by They tuk our jobs! — December 6, 2008 @ 1:11 am

  2. Yumb. She needs to do more of those shoots like the one from Gear magazine. Fap.

    #2 | Comment by dex — December 6, 2008 @ 1:14 am

  3. Yo baby! She is hot.

    #3 | Comment by Basketball Drills — December 6, 2008 @ 1:50 am

  4. Hawt, I wouldn’t mind seeing her playing with all that spread wide.

    And thanks for pretty much 3 posts in one day. Must be a recent record or something.

    #4 | Comment by Evil Monkey — December 6, 2008 @ 2:09 am

  5. mmmMMMmmm…

    #5 | Comment by Anonamemouse — December 6, 2008 @ 3:00 am

  6. She never fails to make me rigid.

    #6 | Comment by gulliver — December 6, 2008 @ 5:31 am

  7. we could all use a little moar jessica biel every now and then, and a yes please on a nude movie

    #7 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — December 6, 2008 @ 5:34 am

  8. apart from her supposed nudity… i’d like to see her in more movies regardless of the amount of full frontal funbags

    #8 | Comment by Coolstream — December 6, 2008 @ 8:52 am

  9. Do you mean ‘nude’ or ‘Natalie Portman “nude”‘?

    There’s a big difference.

    #9 | Comment by cobalt — December 6, 2008 @ 9:32 am

  10. I’m looking for some very non-classy nudity from her. Like mobile phone video or something recorded with this:

    Powder Blue? Oh well, I’ll take what I can get.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — December 6, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

  11. Cobalt’s on the money again. I bet Beil opts for the blink or miss it shit. If she’s playing a stripper I want it all!

    Fucking ‘nudity clause’ actresses refusing to show despite it fitting the nature of the scene.

    Best example? The masterful ‘Knocked Up’, let down only by Heigl straddling Rogen STILL in a bra. Outside of a public place who the hell fucks still covered?
    Those restrictions completely take you out of the reality of the movie.

    As Beil hasn’t done any see thru’s ect. be really nice to see those big tits unleashed!

    #11 | Comment by borat4602 — December 6, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

  12. ^^^Man I hate sex scenes when a woman still has her bra on. Fine if they want to use convenient angles to block us from seeing some boob, but leaving the bra on? It takes me right out of the scene because I’m always wondering who the hell is this jackass who wont take his girls bra off when he’s fucking her. Unless she’s got some scarring or thats an incredibly magnificent fucking bra, take the damn thing off of her!

    #12 | Comment by Evil Monkey — December 6, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

  13. From what I’ve read in various places, the director is shooting more explicit scenes that Biel can veto, but the bare minimum as stipulated in the contract is at least one nipple and some ass.

    #13 | Comment by Nobody — December 7, 2008 @ 2:15 am

  14. Great, ass in silohette and one nipple probably side. Sorry, I like Biel but if she’s doing a movie a movie as a stripper she should she either present or give the job to an actress who cares enough about the role to make it real!

    #14 | Comment by borat4602 — December 7, 2008 @ 4:47 am

  15. Her face is too manly, otherwize great jerk off material..or I can take a late nigth visit to my younger sisters’ bedroom..MMMMmmmm!!

    #15 | Comment by kevin L — December 7, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

  16. Kevin L. you twisted genius, howsabout you upload a pic of that sis of yours….?

    #16 | Comment by borat4602 — December 7, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  17. #15 – not just a pedo, but an incestuous pedo.

    congratulations, sir…you win the perv of the day award.

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 7, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

  18. Pictures are too damn artsy, and there’ s no shot of her best “asset”.

    Still looks hot tho; even her face, which is usually meh, looks pretty good.

    #18 | Comment by flyboy — December 8, 2008 @ 10:02 am

  19. In other fapworthy news, “I would go naked for the right role”, says 18-year-old Harry Potter star Emma Watson

    #19 | Comment by guizhang — December 8, 2008 @ 10:24 am

  20. these hollywood chicks need to do more nudity …they are getting old

    like scarlett … jessica alba …hayden p … and the rest

    just show your titties so every guy on the internet can fap away

    its the greatest gift of all

    #20 | Comment by adsf — December 8, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

  21. ^^^

    I don’t know what these American girls are thinking of, not going nude.

    Take the French example – I think there’s some kind of law there stating that every hot actress must do a nude scene by the time they’re 25. Virginie Ledoyen did one at 14, full frontal. The Brits are pretty good too. I remember reading that Keira was 15 when The Hole was filmed. Not Keira’s hole, sadly, but there’s time yet.

    #21 | Comment by cobalt — December 8, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

  22. do you moderate comments?

    #22 | Comment by #10 is spam — December 8, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  23. I am SOOOO seeing the Ledoyen film!! What’s it called?

    Kiera’s kept her age quiet during those years so she could do nudity.

    And don’t forget the GREAT Ludivine Sagnier! Unbelievably hot. Cute, lolita-esque with absolutley perfect tits AND shows bush!

    #23 | Comment by borat4602 — December 8, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

  24. – Le Voleur D’enfants

    The film was released in 1991 and she was born November ’76. You can do the arithmetic. 😛

    Sagnier is a total cock tease too, even with her quirky looks.

    #24 | Comment by cobalt — December 9, 2008 @ 10:15 am

  25. here is jessy in powder blue trailer shes soooo hot:

    #25 | Comment by nick — December 9, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

  26. Cobalt you DA MAN! That’s on my to buy list now. Can’t wait to see that pussy!

    Sagnier ALWAYS does nudity. Incredibly fuckable and such amazing tits! She made me wanna fuck Tinkerbell for god’s sake….!

    #26 | Comment by borat4602 — December 9, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

  27. ^^^

    Someone just brought up Clemence Poesy on the top post. There’s another one!

    My favourite French (well, Belgian) chick at the moment is Deborah Francois. She’s only made about four or five films but has already gone nude twice. Doesn’t quite match Sagnier’s ratio, mais pas mal!

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — December 10, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

  28. NO!!! Cobalt, my brother from another mother!!!

    It’s all about Deborah! Sexy as EVER in ‘The Page Turner’. I’d take a cello in the foot to cream that pussy….!

    #28 | Comment by borat4602 — December 10, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

  29. I just saw Jessica Biel in Next.

    That is, categorically, one of the most stupid fucking movies I’ve ever seen. Nothing came close to making sense. It was if the screenwriters jumped ship halfway through pre-production after realizing their half-assed excuse of a story was destined for miserable failure. Quite appropriate given the premise, then. See what I did there? Fucking hell, my genius is wasted on you all.

    #29 | Comment by cobalt — December 20, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

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