Jennifer’s Body

Yep, it’s another movie trailer. But this is for a film that’s a bit higher profile than the last one I posted.

Jennifer’s Body is the second film written by Diablo Cody (she wrote Juno), and this one is a horror/comedy starring Megan Fox in the title role. Amanda Seyfried also stars as Jennifer’s best friend.

Oh yeah, y’all might better remember this as the movie Megan was filming when she was photographed topless wearing pasties.

The studio isn’t releasing a trailer for this movie until Friday when it will run ahead of BrĂĽno (and that one won’t be the red band version), but I’m bringing it to you early because that’s how much I care for you guys. Aww…group hug!

25 thoughts on “Jennifer’s Body

  1. oh diablo, you have such witty dialogue.

    #1 | Comment by zilch — July 7, 2009 @ 4:22 am

  2. Lol #1, nice 🙂 That’s exactly what i was thinking.

    #2 | Comment by Darkstar — July 7, 2009 @ 5:46 am

  3. dude i saw this yesturday

    #3 | Comment by Sleepless in Massachusetts — July 7, 2009 @ 5:57 am

  4. Group hug? I hope that’s a banana in your pocket.

    In other news, I hate Diablo Cody with a vengeance. She basically interviews high school kids and asks them what they would want to see in a movie, and then she makes it. Even her fake name is trendy.

    Stupid hipster doofus.

    #4 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2009 @ 6:14 am

  5. Gotta say, for the first 45 seconds it looked terrible, but then Amanda Seyfried appeared and it started to look like it could actually be quite funny, sort of Ginger Snaps style.

    Remember Ginger Snaps? Best werewolf movie ever.

    Although after fapping to Megan’s landing strip countless times I’ll never be able to take the scene at the lake seriously.

    #5 | Comment by cobalt — July 7, 2009 @ 6:32 am

  6. Juno was the worst piece of shit I’ve seen in years. How anyone could think that movie was any good is beyond me. The insipid music, the hipster doufus neo-douchebag dialouge ? It made me want to punch every single character in the nuts. And if they didn’t have nuts, I would have paid to have nuts surgicially attached to them, just so I could punch them in the nuts.

    I guess that’s what you get when you let some slut who used to dish out $5 lap dances write a movie.

    #6 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 7, 2009 @ 6:39 am

  7. #3 – dude your Deadgirl comment is why this post exists.

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 7, 2009 @ 6:52 am

  8. I wub commenter #6.

    Ditto x1000

    #8 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2009 @ 6:54 am

  9. One question. Does Amanada get naked?

    #9 | Comment by Pirho — July 7, 2009 @ 7:37 am

  10. group[ hug in the form of viewz!!

    #10 | Comment by Bob — July 7, 2009 @ 8:33 am

  11. #6: I once looked up ‘pretentious’ in the dictionary and Ellen Page’s picture was there. True story.

    #11 | Comment by cobalt — July 7, 2009 @ 8:39 am

  12. #11
    You´re always an inspiration cobalt, i looked up
    “adorable” and i found a pic of Julianna Mauriello
    ….okay that was made up, but it should´ve been
    there and if the author doesn´t insert it in his
    next edition i´ll nail it on his ass. Psychotic eh?
    Maybe it is…i´m also tempted to trash this movie
    trailer only to provoke that coward namechanging
    puppy which snarled at me, but fuck it, that´d be
    unjust ´cause it looks like an over average horror
    movie to me, and at 0.37..damn,that´s a hell of a
    french kiss

    #12 | Comment by walker4409 — July 7, 2009 @ 12:09 pm

  13. Megan Fox can go straight to hell, I just want Seyfried.

    #13 | Comment by Kewtr — July 7, 2009 @ 12:58 pm

  14. slow boobs day?

    #14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 7, 2009 @ 1:34 pm

  15. #6 – Pretty sure Ellen Page has nuts. Punch away!

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — July 7, 2009 @ 3:50 pm

  16. Diablo Cody’s writing ability + Megan Fox’s acting ability = the suck.

    Are they actually expecting a wide release for this? It’s just spank material. Guys are gonna rent it and watch it in five-minute intervals, depending on how quick their trigger is.

    And my God, if this is just a buncha insipid one liners like Juno then I’m not even sure if I’ll bother getting it on BitTorrent.

    #16 | Comment by Tony — July 7, 2009 @ 7:28 pm

  17. I saw that steaming pile that was Juno. I’d see this for that sweet delicious Megan Fox.

    @12 No cum dumpster, there is more than 1 person who thinks you suck besides your bf. There’s him, berkeley and namechanger.

    #17 | Comment by berkeleycollege — July 7, 2009 @ 7:35 pm

  18. #15 – I think he meant Michael Cera

    #18 | Comment by zomg — July 7, 2009 @ 10:30 pm

  19. #17
    The more danger the more honor baby, nothing
    would be worse than being an average poster

    #19 | Comment by walker4409 — July 8, 2009 @ 12:04 am

  20. #18 – Understood. But Ellen PAge is Dykey McDykerson. Wouldn’t be surprised if she hadn’t beat Chastity(Chaz) Bono to the punch already.

    #20 | Comment by Smiley — July 8, 2009 @ 12:13 am

  21. #9 – i dunno if Amanda gets nekkid, but according to reports from last fall:

    Transformers star Megan Fox has filmed a “really hot” lesbian love scene for her new zombie movie.

    The actress romps topless in bed with Mamma Mia star Amanda Seyfried in zombie film Jennifer’s Body.

    A source said: “The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene.”

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 8, 2009 @ 1:58 am

  22. I don’t care how annoying the dialogue might be. “Two girls make out hardcore”, and those two girls are Amanda Seyfreid and Megan Fox? Now that is worth the price of admission! That in fact, is the reason why movies were invented. I’m pretty certain movies were invented so that one day we would have hardcore lesbian make-out sessions.

    Long live cinema.

    #22 | Comment by evil monkey — July 8, 2009 @ 2:58 am

  23. #22: Right on!

    And frankly, I couldn’t care less if Ellen Page is more bent than a three dollar bill, I’d fight all of you to be the filling in a Page/Fox/Seyfried triple-decker sandwich. And in fact Page is the only thing missing from this guaranteed-to-be-fantastic film.

    PS Juno was awesome. You twats have no taste. 🙂

    #23 | Comment by EmJee — July 8, 2009 @ 3:23 am

  24. “I agree with 23, except… Juno did suck… That’s a reflection on the writer and director, though. Ellen Page did just fine for the crap writing that was handed to her, and she got paid… Good for her.”

    #24 | Comment by Ryuka — July 8, 2009 @ 9:21 pm

  25. Yeah, I know she is not smoking hot, but I do like Ellen Page as well. And if it does turn out she is a lesbian, it doesn’t bother me. Not like I was ever going to meet her or something. I’ll just fap to her from a far.

    #25 | Comment by evil monkey — July 10, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

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