For the past week or so, I’ve passed a dead chipmunk while walking home from school. It’s just laying there on the sidewalk decomposing. It’s SO gross. I can’t believe no one has cleaned it up. I can’t bring myself to even touch it with a shovel but its RIGHT in front of a convience store so I just assumed they would take care of it. But obviously they haven’t. What does that say about their store owners? If they dont mind dead animals in front of their store, I wonder how clean the inside of the store is.
I walk down a back alley on the way home and theres a bunch of dumpsters. Last week I glanced in one while walking by and there was around 5 or 6 videotapes in it. I wonder what they were. Maybe someone caught their teenager with porno and threw it out? Maybe they were just crappy movies. Who knows. I wanted to get the movies but I didn’t want to go in the dumpster.
I guess I should mention that this is my first post. I felt I didn’t need to because I haven’t mentioned preteen lesbian sex so you realized it wasn’t Justin. 🙂
You know what? Go and train a chipmunk to retrieve those videotapes from the dumpster.
Good work rookie.
#1 | Comment by chip monk — September 18, 2001 @ 6:49 pm
Awwwwwwwww poor little chipmunk 🙁
#2 | Comment by :( — September 18, 2001 @ 6:53 pm