TeflonParakeet:Someone needs to update.
psykotik2k:i was just about to say the same thing to you
psykotik2k:haha
TeflonParakeet:I’ll make you a deal.
Teflon Parakeet:Since you haven’t REALLY updated in awhile…
Teflon Parakeet:I’ll just go ahead and let you do that before I even think about updating.
psykotik2k:d’oh
psykotik2k:i got an idea!
psykotik2k:why dont you update my site for me! =D
Teflon Parakeet:Because I’m not a cutesy 15 year old with big tits who loves herself more than even her own mother does.
The first thing to do when updating someone else’s site is insult a reader favorite from that site. (Naturally.)
The second thing to do is to contemplate insulting the readers themselves, but decide not to, since although it COULD inspire interesting responses…the disappointment if it didn’t would be so sad.
At which point you stare blankly at Greymatter’s purple background, and realize suddenly why Justin doesn’t update much.
The only things I can think of to type in here involve pictures, boobs, pictures of boobs, talking about pictures of boobs, complaining about the opposite sex, ascii porn of all shapes and sizes…in general, not what you feel like is actually worth talking about (and not that I can think of anything right now, anyhow), but what it seems like people who read FUBAR have gotten used to, and for the most part, expect. Kinda boring, unless you’re in the mood for it.
(Boobs.)
CAN I SEE UR BOOBS??
#1 | Comment by fedallah — July 11, 2002 @ 1:20 pm
http://theheretic.net/thess/THESSBOOBS.jpg
#2 | Comment by thess — July 11, 2002 @ 1:23 pm
You faked us out Thess. Sweet.
#3 | Comment by RedEye — July 11, 2002 @ 1:24 pm
Funny, it loaded for me.
#4 | Comment by fedallah — July 11, 2002 @ 1:28 pm
Wow. *slaps Thess high five* Honey, I never thought I’d see that side of you! *blush* Boobers.. I mean BEAUTY in motion.
#5 | Comment by eve — July 11, 2002 @ 1:32 pm
I guess I’d consider it a boob if you can see the nipples, but I don’t see no nipple action.
#6 | Comment by Nash — July 11, 2002 @ 2:00 pm
Does this mean Justin will be updating your site, Thess?
#7 | Comment by Lucy — July 11, 2002 @ 3:07 pm
Boobs are just an added bonus to Justin’s posts…
#8 | Comment by scloop — July 11, 2002 @ 4:43 pm
Q: Whats Grosser than gross?
A: A trash can full of dead babies.
Q: Whats grosser than that?
A: The one at the bottom thats still alive.
Q: Whats grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way to freedom
Q: Whats grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more
Just thought you’d like a laugh. L8R
#9 | Comment by shiz'nizzlin — July 11, 2002 @ 7:09 pm
EH justin can you post more Avril Instant Message filler, its good for consuming time.
What are you doing all day if youre not updating the site?
#10 | Comment by D — July 11, 2002 @ 9:22 pm
shiz: Are you 12?
#11 | Comment by fedallah — July 11, 2002 @ 10:12 pm
Yo, we need some bang bus passwords up in here. Those previous three did not work.
#12 | Comment by Scooby — July 12, 2002 @ 9:45 am
Lucy: Only if he promises to include pictures of scantily clad celebs.
#13 | Comment by thess — July 12, 2002 @ 1:27 pm
Hey Thess…it’s me Botmaster…u never return ur emails from me. So I havent spoken to u in a year
#14 | Comment by Bot — July 13, 2002 @ 6:38 pm
I never return emails to anybody, really. Unless they require a response equating to, "Okay!" or "Nah." I still see you pop up in referrals sometimes, and check out your site.
#15 | Comment by thess — July 14, 2002 @ 12:16 pm
we are going to make you eat shit. then shit out the shit. then make you eat the shit that you shit from the shit you ate
#16 | Comment by stupid — December 23, 2003 @ 6:16 am