OMG IT’S A BOX.
IT CAME IN THE MAIL.
WHAT’S IN IT.
OMG.
FOUR PEDOBEARS!
(because four pedobears is four times better than one pedobear)
WHAT’S IN THE BOX
dont link this
WAUGH!
OMG IT’S A BOX.
IT CAME IN THE MAIL.
WHAT’S IN IT.
OMG.
FOUR PEDOBEARS!
(because four pedobears is four times better than one pedobear)
lol
First!
#1 | Comment by kiko — September 27, 2010 @ 9:55 am
Awww…Justin had a litter! How cute!
#2 | Comment by Blumpkin — September 27, 2010 @ 9:59 am
20 pounds of pussy and ass.
#3 | Comment by SteveWorks — September 27, 2010 @ 11:04 am
1. order pedobear plushies online
2. get automatically flagged for FBI watchlist
3. ???
4. PROFIT
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 27, 2010 @ 11:30 am
I always thought pedobear came in smaller boxes than that
#5 | Comment by zomg — September 27, 2010 @ 12:24 pm
Don’t pedobears usually travel alone?
#6 | Comment by diddleysquat — September 27, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
I guessed Gwyneth Paltrow’s head…
#7 | Comment by smash — September 27, 2010 @ 1:04 pm
I see what you did there, zomg.
Where exactly did you order these from? They play into my Halloween costume needs.
#8 | Comment by Faps — September 27, 2010 @ 1:04 pm
pedobear is my god
#9 | Comment by Bruins — September 27, 2010 @ 2:42 pm
Where did you get these, wanna buy 🙂
#10 | Comment by Guy — September 27, 2010 @ 4:33 pm
Katy Perry’s going to do a duet with Pedobear.
#11 | Comment by Larry the white guy — September 27, 2010 @ 5:05 pm
wheres pedro?
#12 | Comment by Pirho — September 27, 2010 @ 5:49 pm
Four Pedobear stuffed dolls. Three for the triplets your wife is expecting, and one for the 6 year old you’ve got chained up in the root cellar.
#13 | Comment by Smiley — September 27, 2010 @ 6:00 pm
you can get them from http://pedobearplush.com!
they’re pretty big. about two bluray dvd cases tall.
#14 | Comment by Justin — September 27, 2010 @ 6:47 pm
That was exciting. I enjoyed having to click Read the rest of this post. And then Huzzah SURPRISE. It was great.
#15 | Comment by Clone — September 28, 2010 @ 1:30 am
Do they make a talking one? It would be pretty cool if they made them.
It would probably say things like:
‘OMG! LOLI !!’
‘Too Old, Do Not Want!’
‘Your regular babysitter is out sick tonight.’
‘The wine coolers? I just came over because the 18 year old college co-ed I was chatting online with was really sad about breaking up with her boyfriend. And y’know I figured I’d be a pal and come and cheer he up. My pants? Why are they around my ankles? Oh, I’ve been working out & lost a lot weight lately and they just don’t fit anymore. I was going to get a pair of Levi’s after I drop off the wine coolers. Is that a camera? Am I on TV?’
#16 | Comment by Smiley — September 28, 2010 @ 2:45 am
you for got nom nom nom.
#17 | Comment by Pirho — September 28, 2010 @ 7:06 am
Well, I guess after two relatively good posts in a row, Justin felt the need to return to form and post shit.
#18 | Comment by Nobody — September 28, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
#17 – Thank you, I knew I left one out.
#19 | Comment by Smiley — September 28, 2010 @ 6:57 pm
Can i has one?
#20 | Comment by mojo — September 28, 2010 @ 10:40 pm
The poor Loli’s. They had enough trouble with just one.
#21 | Comment by oofoo — September 29, 2010 @ 1:04 am
I hope your wife cuts your balls off, you sick fuck.
#22 | Comment by death to pedos — September 29, 2010 @ 1:31 am
^^^
Too late. His wife already did that – when she made him drive a minivan.
I keed. I keed. Justin’s your friend.
#23 | Comment by Smiley — September 29, 2010 @ 6:21 am
Smiley, your comments are full of win. Do you have a fun website we can go to, since Justin has gone back to shit.
#24 | Comment by Crawley — September 29, 2010 @ 10:18 am
^^^
Sorry, I don’t have a website.
#25 | Comment by Smiley — September 29, 2010 @ 3:41 pm
So did you order a ‘ring’ of bears?
#26 | Comment by Truthy — September 29, 2010 @ 6:45 pm
I bet little kids in china made them!
#27 | Comment by MSK — September 29, 2010 @ 8:54 pm
#18, thanks for your comment. Im sure Justin and Angelbaby do the best they can to provide content to satisfy everyone. Theres always that one person you can’t satisfy ALL the time. That person either needs to suck it up and wait for the next post, or kindly escort themselves off this site and never return.
#28 | Comment by dizzle — September 30, 2010 @ 1:35 am
that last scene in SE7EN was awesome.
#29 | Comment by Xan — September 30, 2010 @ 1:43 am
I was guessing- sMiley Cirus blowup doll! But, Pedobears are fun for the whole family! Enjoy!
#30 | Comment by hotrodbob — September 30, 2010 @ 12:27 pm
A good post and it contained no boobs or ass. Go figure.
#31 | Comment by HJ — September 30, 2010 @ 3:18 pm
God this site sucks.
#32 | Comment by trot — September 30, 2010 @ 4:56 pm
Yes, this site sucks ass and is full of sick pedos…
#33 | Comment by DildoBoggins — September 30, 2010 @ 5:38 pm
dizzle – I said nothing about Angelbaby’s posts. Hers are generally good. In fact, when Justin disappeared for months and she was the only one updating the site, it was the best this site had ever been (albeit the updates were infrequent).
IE, Justin should just die and let Angelbaby officially take over the site, since 99% of anything with any quality comes from her anyway.
#34 | Comment by Nobody — September 30, 2010 @ 6:59 pm
I say what, what, in the box…
what, what, in the box…
you wanna know what, what, in the box?
I say what, what, in the box…
#35 | Comment by Josh — October 1, 2010 @ 6:00 pm
I was guessing a dick in a box. Seemed like something that would be right up Justin’s alley.
#36 | Comment by evil monkey — October 2, 2010 @ 12:52 pm
^^^
Alley=Justin’s butt.
Justin’s your friend.
#37 | Comment by Smiley — October 2, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
go see “Let Me In”. Pedo movie of the decade. <3 u chloe
#38 | Comment by Bruins — October 2, 2010 @ 11:04 pm
saw the trailer last night. downloaded the original but i haven’t seen either.
also, chloe moretz is the new dakota fanning
#39 | Comment by Justin — October 2, 2010 @ 11:12 pm
Chloe is way cuter than Dakota Fanning was or is*. I’ll have to go see LMI this week.
*proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2VQYanYajQ
#40 | Comment by zomg — October 3, 2010 @ 2:34 am
i think it’s time for another chloe moretz post!
#41 | Comment by Justin — October 3, 2010 @ 6:20 am
Who knew Santa is a pedo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6yU4hHiy0
#42 | Comment by McOldefar — October 23, 2010 @ 11:31 am