Now, i’m pretty sure 99.9% of the visitors to this site are male. With the 0.1% being just Angelbaby probably (if rumors on the internets are to be believed and she actually is female).
So deep down, most guys are pretty much perverts; the ones that visit sites like this at least. And if a perverted guy were able to act out being a perv, they’d probably be groping boobs and butts whenever they can. Because that’s what most guys probably think about doing whenever they see a hot chick i would think.
So my question is, are girls ever perverted? Do any of you know any girls that you might call perverted? Like, the type of girl where, if she were a guy, she’d be all like all actively trying to grab your junk or cop a feel whenever she can if given the chance. Like a girl version of that guy that you might know or be friends with who you know is totally like the boobs-and-butts-on-the-brain 24/7, grab ’em-whenever-he-can type pervert.
I’ve been thinking back and i don’t think i ever knew any chick that i would fit into my description of being a pervert. Or maybe pervert isn’t exactly the right word. Maybe like a girl who’s obsessed with dick and just loves grabbing it and beating it off or something. Like how a guy would obsess about boobs and would love to just motorboat them and jiggle them up and down or something. What would someone call that?
I’m pretty sure these types of girls exist. But do any of you know anybody like this? Like a chick friend, a girlfriend, an ex or something? Just curious to see if anybody has any stories.
There are two types of porn stars… Child abuse victims and perveeted nymphos… There are “pervy” girls but its not exactly hard for them to get what they want!
Now post the damn Emma Watson pics!
#1 | Comment by Coolstream — February 14, 2011 @ 8:07 am
nymphos are just chicks who want dick in their vagina all the time. they just wanna fuck. those types of girls definitely exist. but what about chicks who get a thrill out of groping guys that don’t necessarily aim to get fucked at the end of the day? like a chick who’s the type of chick that would just gladly beat someone off just because she likes beating people off?
or do these types of chicks just exist in porn. no real life examples?
#2 | Comment by Justin — February 14, 2011 @ 8:22 am
Emma Watson brought her nipples along to the Bafta awards and you’re posting the gayest post of the decade. Your parents must be proud.
#3 | Comment by jo shmo — February 14, 2011 @ 8:23 am
I know of at least one.. now post the Trachtenberg shots from Maxim already.. 🙂
#4 | Comment by garth — February 14, 2011 @ 8:24 am
Girls who love to beat their beaver? Go to a cam site… I’m not sure about just groping though… Out of the guys I know whomlove to grope it’s a means to an ends… They still just want to bone 😛
#5 | Comment by Coolstream — February 14, 2011 @ 8:44 am
i know me some horny dirty girls, in the big scary world of RL! I am not sure what you are asking, precisely, but I know some girls who initiate, look at teh porn, and aren’t afraid to let shit get really out there.
#6 | Comment by MIK — February 14, 2011 @ 8:51 am
I’ve know a few perverted girls. They’re always fun to hang out with. 🙂
#7 | Comment by alberach — February 14, 2011 @ 8:59 am
I know a girl who is without a doubt the raunchiest human being, male or female I have ever met in my life. She could make a scat pornographer blush. She is bi so she loves to make a game of trying to score with chicks you’re after. She will freely show you any body part of hers you want to see, sometimes without asking. Her overriding rule in life is to corrupt everything pure in the world. She is a MONSTER.
#8 | Comment by zando — February 14, 2011 @ 12:16 pm
Between the ages of 13 – 16 I used to go to school with this unbelievably flirtatious girl called Victoria. I’ve never known another girl who was so enthusiastic about exploring all things sexual. I think what made her different from the usual dumbass slut was that she was smart enough to realize that at that age nobody has any real responsibilities or commitments to consider, so she could just fool around like crazy.
I never got the full story but I’m pretty sure she lost her virginity at a really young age, like 12, to a guy some years older, and partly because of that – this was probably the hottest part about her – she actively sought out inexperienced, shy guys to tease and seduce, especially around the school where there was a chance of being caught. I fell into that category so it was like my own personal fap fantasy come to life.
It’s still not quite the same as a guy though: she loved to get off, particularly if you went down on her, but the main thrill for her was the power she could have over guys. And she still had standards: she casually flirted with everyone but was only interested in fooling around with particular types of guys she had gotten to know. Whereas most guys would gladly fuck any girl if they could get away with it.
#9 | Comment by cobalt — February 14, 2011 @ 1:11 pm
i plead the fizzith.
>_>
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2011 @ 4:15 pm
There are girls out there like that… IF.. and thats the big one here.. IF they think a guy is hot. Now Im the first to admit it.. there are dudes out there that at 2 or 3 in the morning after the bar closes and they’ve been rejected by every hot chic in the place, that will go after a big ol’ ugly just to get some, but women will only be a perv if they think the dude is hot.. and then some women are even worse then any dudes out there. Now you know.. 😀
#11 | Comment by Typical — February 14, 2011 @ 6:10 pm
I’m not a big fan of butt sex. I consider girls who like it a little perverted.
#12 | Comment by Bob — February 14, 2011 @ 7:38 pm
At least based on all the people I’ve met in my 25 years of life thus far…
More guys than girls I know are openly perverted, as in they don’t often hide the fact that sex is frequently on their minds. I think this is a generalization that is assumed by most people of virtually all cultures.
That said…
The most openly perverted people I know are female. A select few of my female friends are very overt about the vulgarity of their sexual thoughts, moreso than any of my fellow male friends. They’re also probably the most sexually active people I know.
So I guess my conjecture is that sexual perversion knows no gender. Making it apparent to others however is more typical in men but not uncommon amongst women.
#13 | Comment by hitokirivader — February 15, 2011 @ 2:04 am
Please! Women are way bigger pervs than guys, they are just much, much better at hiding it than we are. If guys actually realised this, women would no longer be able to use sex as leverage over us and the whole world would come crashing down around us.
#14 | Comment by Hazaar — February 15, 2011 @ 3:52 am
i know a bitch thats a pervert
http://www.youtube.com/user/CantFapWithoutWalls
she has been around for a bit under different aliases, strange combination of attention whore, cunt and pedophile.
#15 | Comment by imawhore — February 15, 2011 @ 8:36 am
justin = virgin
#16 | Comment by milo otis — February 15, 2011 @ 11:52 am
^^^
Justin has a child.
however, i’ll grant you that he probably just fapped and his wife used a turkey baster to knock herself up.
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2011 @ 3:30 pm
lmao
#18 | Comment by milo otis — February 15, 2011 @ 3:50 pm
Hey now, I’m a girl who, while I’ve never posted, has viewed this site frequently.
I don’t know about straight girls who are into the “must-grope-everything-for-the-sake-of-groping” but if we step away from just the straight girls, I could name at least 6-7 (depending on if we are counting me) off the top of my head.
#19 | Comment by Robyn — February 15, 2011 @ 4:56 pm
@Hazaar, Lmao, yeah, pretty much.
#20 | Comment by Robyn — February 15, 2011 @ 5:01 pm
Yup…
And shes gonna be my wife… : ) … I’m still trying to figure out how exactly i managed it too… the movie “she’s out of my league” is kinda the basic story of my life… Except that I met her at a burlesque show (she was one of the performers).
#21 | Comment by Bob — February 15, 2011 @ 7:53 pm
#17 – Did she have to stick that turkey baster deep into his boyfriend’s rectum to get the semen? kekekek…
#22 | Comment by Smiley — February 16, 2011 @ 3:49 am
Where do nigga babies come from, duh.
#23 | Comment by Unclemao — February 16, 2011 @ 6:17 am
I don’t know girls that are perverts like the ones you explained, but I do know ones that like dick and is more public about it than the average girl. I think chicks are kind of like a mailbox. they don’t go to around to every single perverted website and pron site (aka. guys), cause if so, they’d just be getting spammed all the time. and that would be annoying
#24 | Comment by Jon — February 17, 2011 @ 5:22 am
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/search?q=teacher
#25 | Comment by psyper — February 18, 2011 @ 7:58 am
Me unfortunately. I have visited this site since I was 14 to look at celebrity boobs. Now that I am no longer jailbait I check out male jailbait frequently and sexually harass them at times. I also check out guys and fantasize about jerking them off, and giving them head. I don’t act on my impulses and try and keep it under wraps which is probably why it is so intense of an issue…
#26 | Comment by Slurm — February 23, 2011 @ 10:57 pm
Justin, it’s probably time to start moderating comments again to get rid of nonsense like this and silverwhatever
#27 | Comment by SacredTutu — February 24, 2011 @ 4:39 am
Yeah Justin, it saves him ignoring th comments or addressing his problem directly… I thought ‘slurm’ was one of th few 2 answer the actual question?
#28 | Comment by Silverwhatever — February 24, 2011 @ 9:01 am
I’ve wondered the same thing myself.
A girl being a pervert doesn’t just mean she has sex a lot, or is a slut or says lewd things about dick size.
I’m talking PERVERTED, like imagining ways to spy on naked guys in the lockeroom, or sniffing her boyfriends underwear.
I don’t think women have that kind of perversity and deviancy, they’d think it’s gross. Compare that with gay men, many are into that kinda thing.
I think being perverted is strictly a guy thing, gay or straight. Women just don’t have it, they’d be grossed out by that sort of thing.
#29 | Comment by Jay — March 9, 2011 @ 8:35 pm
Your examples aren’t those of perversion but of desperation, perversion would be bestiality and scat
#30 | Comment by SacredTutu — March 10, 2011 @ 9:05 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
Lol, so, Nicki in this video?
#31 | Comment by Robyn — March 24, 2011 @ 7:04 am