Someone was asking if i’d ever gotten any Avril voicemails.
Well, there’s this one:
- Avril Fan 1And of course, my personal favorite:
- Avril Fan 2
Also, this guy is a fucking moron. Why the fuck is he talking for so long?
And finally, Vassiliossssss!!! Goodness, update your damn site.
Those are all the new voicemails i’ve gotten so far. If you wanna listen to any of the older ones, go here.
I’m gonna go to BestBuy in a bit. I’m gonna get myself a copy of The Sweetest Thing on DVD. I probably won’t be getting Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown yet though. Can’t afford to just yet. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. I’ll just get em some other day when i have enough sponduli.
Goodness. Boobies. I want to touch.
Bence has been updating more than usual.
And i owe Fedallah a plug.
Plus i still have tons of e-mail to reply to. Goodness i’m terrible when it comes to replying e-mail.
OH! I’ve already moved into my new place. It’s really swank. I love it i love it i love it. I’ll take pictures and post em up in my next update.
First comment, go fuck yourself Icepick youre my new bitch
#1 | Comment by D — August 21, 2002 @ 2:55 pm
Voice 15 is not from New York thats a fucking canibalistic murdering redneck from kansas slapping his women in the passenger side of a beat up chevy truck with an NRA sticker sucking a mouthful of redneck chew talkin shit about Asians and high as fuck off of skunk weed. What a bitch, what a fucking moron. Rednecks lick sack.
#2 | Comment by D — August 21, 2002 @ 3:07 pm
Gift from Above (a poem, not a comment on the voicemails)
You’ve just met a broad, you think she’s the best
But do you know with now many men she’s laid to rest
Before you think the relationship will click
Kiss her and tell me you don’t taste dick
If she has more guy friends than girl, something is wrong
Because chances are, she’s getting the dong
If you want to spend the night, good luck
She’s already made plans with someone else to fuck
Your girls record doesn’t have a stain?
What you don’t know is she’s worked a four guy train
She swears up and down she doesn’t have experience
But I’ve seen the whore with nine other gents
Wonder why people call her landfill?
It’s because it’s her that guys take their loads to spill
Your sweetheart knows alot, with sex she’s no stranger
Hallway closet, neighbors pool or bed of a Ford Ranger
She’s slept with so many, a hooker put to shame
But none of them she loved, can’t remember their names
For her love you’re willing to wait
Sorry to tell you, but tonight I have a date
#3 | Comment by Jason Stewart — August 21, 2002 @ 3:44 pm
Er… my comment got deleted?
Anyway, it’s good to see that my voicemail made the ranks.
#4 | Comment by qbncracker — August 21, 2002 @ 4:12 pm
I’d like to get my hands on those boobies. they are jummy. The voice mail people are fun. the first guy sounds a little horny though.
#5 | Comment by Ikke — August 21, 2002 @ 4:44 pm
hmmm.. since I know that the fuckhead that left the longass message is reading this post —
I fuck pussies like you just for kicks…you’re like the bitchass girlfriend that NEVER fucking shuts up… with not a single fucking thing of importance to say.
Dumbass.
#6 | Comment by bitchass — August 21, 2002 @ 7:01 pm
*misses justin*
hey dude, long time, huh? *cough*PLUGMEPLUGMEPLUGMEPLUGME!*cough* I’ve got a new screenname, so I’ve added you and we can talk again 🙂
xoxo.
#7 | Comment by Liz — August 21, 2002 @ 7:58 pm
Just wanted to let everyone know that Avril will be on TRL tommorow debuting her new video.
**Crosses fingers hoping she calls Britney a ho again**
That is all…
The Juice – "Twice as evil as Hitler, more fun than Elvis"
#8 | Comment by The Juice — August 22, 2002 @ 12:57 pm