29 thoughts on “AVRIL LAVIGNE

  1. “Congrats?”

    #1 | Comment by Ryu — December 19, 2011 @ 5:14 am

  2. Who?

    #2 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 19, 2011 @ 6:15 am

  3. A 27 year old woman, with no talent and no body.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Avril_Lavigne_on_piano%2C_Italy_%28crop%29.jpg

    #3 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2011 @ 7:08 am

  4. http://hotcelebritybikinipictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2111.jpg

    Plenty of body to me. Most annoying bitch in the world, but the things I would do to her ass would make the night janitor in a San Fransisco Bath House blush.

    #4 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 19, 2011 @ 7:36 am

  5. I don’t know what Justin sees in her, she too old.

    #5 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2011 @ 8:05 am

  6. (in my best SNL impression)…REALLY???

    You actually Like her music?? REALLY??

    You must also love the sound of cats fighting or whiney 14 year old girls screaming over The Beiber!

    REALLY??

    Just…..plain…..sad!

    I might actually get it if you just thought she was HOT. I mean, if she was tied up and bent over a saw horse I’d ream her a new asshole, but it would be a deal breaker if I was forced to listen to her music during!

    I find Shakira to be sexy as hell and want to fuck her with the gusto of a hundred male virgins forced to watch porn and swallow Viagra and Extasy and then unleashed in a room with a hundred nakid horny female porn stars! But you couldn’t pay me enough to go to one of her concerts!

    #6 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 19, 2011 @ 10:33 am

  7. Could you give her a kick right in the muffin for me?

    …Talentless bitch

    #7 | Comment by Peter — December 19, 2011 @ 10:37 am

  8. I like her.

    #8 | Comment by Coolstream — December 19, 2011 @ 10:42 am

  9. we demands Elle Fanning in the banner!

    #9 | Comment by westhamutd — December 19, 2011 @ 5:26 pm

  10. Justin, I’ll bet your wife’s eyes were rolling so much when you showed her the ticket that she must have looked liked a friggin’ slot machine!

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — December 19, 2011 @ 5:36 pm

  11. @9
    Amanda Bynes: 25 y.o.
    Olsen Twins: 25 y.o.
    Mandy Moore: 27 y.o.
    Hilary Duff: 24 y.o. (…mmmm Duff)
    Alexis Bledel: 30 y.o.
    Evan Rachel Wood: 24 y.o.
    Raven Symone: 26 y.o.
    Lindsay Lohan: 25 y.o.

    We need a new banner ASAP! The FBI is no longer interested in this site…

    #11 | Comment by Peter — December 19, 2011 @ 6:19 pm

  12. sadly, I own an AL album. what? skater boy was ok..

    did anyone consider Justin bought them as a Chrimbo gift for his woman?

    @11 possibly, i’m in all of those ladies’ age groups. and, with the exception of the stick twins.. very doable.

    #12 | Comment by garth — December 19, 2011 @ 9:39 pm

  13. Where do you live Justin, that the money is called “RM”? Malaysia?

    #13 | Comment by Kingpin — December 19, 2011 @ 9:59 pm

  14. #12, lol i offered my wife to come with me but she can’t bear the shame of attending an avril lavigne concert. so i’m going alone. BOO THIS WOMAN.

    #13, the concert is in malaysia. i live in brunei.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — December 19, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

  15. RM 239 is about $75 in real monies.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 19, 2011 @ 10:55 pm

  16. This is the shit America now exports? We might as well surrender to the Chinese right now.

    But I’d still definitely hit it. Hard.

    #16 | Comment by I.M. Hung — December 20, 2011 @ 12:41 am

  17. @16

    Yes. We export Canadians.

    Bieber is next.

    #17 | Comment by tool — December 20, 2011 @ 2:35 am

  18. I’ve found her music to have gotten progressively worse, though in hindsight it might not have ever been any good. Only redeeming factor is that I can jerk off while just listening to it by thinking of her videos. And, front page “I ejaculated on AVRIL LAVIGNE”

    #18 | Comment by I ejaculated — December 20, 2011 @ 3:58 am

  19. @12 Absolutely… I’d hit almost every single one of them (yeah, I’m my dreams), but they no longer represent what this site is meant to…

    #19 | Comment by I took a dump — December 20, 2011 @ 11:14 am

  20. Sorry to tell you Justin, but as a Avril fan lucky enough to live in Vancouver, Canada, Ive seen her 6 or 7 times, once for each tour, and this last one (the Black Star tour) was her worst show by far. (I think the Best Damn Tour 2 years ago was her best) No special effects, no big screens, and she walked around like she was a zombie high on antidepressants. She showed no life at all, lip synced through her songs, gave a fake smile at the end of each one, and literally just stood there going through the motions for 2 hours. Out of the 70 concerts Ive seen in my life, it was by far the worst.

    She did wear some tight pants that showed off her ass nicely though.

    #20 | Comment by Bad news justin... — December 20, 2011 @ 9:04 pm

  21. man. i can’t believe i missed this so closely after leaving KL.

    #21 | Comment by yesyesyall — December 20, 2011 @ 9:09 pm

  22. Just one… Is all I want… If I could give her just one kick in the vagina…!

    #22 | Comment by I took a dump — December 21, 2011 @ 11:00 am

  23. “I took a dump on avril lavigne”

    I chortled…

    #23 | Comment by Coolstream — December 21, 2011 @ 1:18 pm

  24. By the way, Kendal Jenner is 16 now. Too bad Justin is a fag and wont enjoy this:

    http://bit.ly/vYWTbA

    #24 | Comment by Pirho — December 21, 2011 @ 6:14 pm

  25. so this post led me to “google” ‘brunei’

    so what happens if we talk shit about your government on here?!

    #25 | Comment by glitter — December 21, 2011 @ 7:32 pm

  26. Justin.. lols. i’m sure you could find someone to take with you..

    also @24… Kendal Jenner = meh.

    #26 | Comment by garth — December 22, 2011 @ 9:28 pm

  27. @24
    Not that hot… but I’d hit that like a Lars Ulrich cymbal

    #27 | Comment by I took a dump — December 22, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

  28. Chill out, whatcha yellin’ for?

    #28 | Comment by Joe — December 24, 2011 @ 4:36 am

  29. @26 & @27 Blasphemy!

    #29 | Comment by D — February 4, 2012 @ 6:09 pm

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