Plenty of body to me. Most annoying bitch in the world, but the things I would do to her ass would make the night janitor in a San Fransisco Bath House blush.
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by Rod Stiffington — December 19, 2011 @
7:36 am
I don’t know what Justin sees in her, she too old.
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by Pirho — December 19, 2011 @
8:05 am
(in my best SNL impression)…REALLY???
You actually Like her music?? REALLY??
You must also love the sound of cats fighting or whiney 14 year old girls screaming over The Beiber!
REALLY??
Just…..plain…..sad!
I might actually get it if you just thought she was HOT. I mean, if she was tied up and bent over a saw horse I’d ream her a new asshole, but it would be a deal breaker if I was forced to listen to her music during!
I find Shakira to be sexy as hell and want to fuck her with the gusto of a hundred male virgins forced to watch porn and swallow Viagra and Extasy and then unleashed in a room with a hundred nakid horny female porn stars! But you couldn’t pay me enough to go to one of her concerts!
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by MacDaddy — December 19, 2011 @
10:33 am
Could you give her a kick right in the muffin for me?
…Talentless bitch
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by Peter — December 19, 2011 @
10:37 am
I like her.
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by Coolstream — December 19, 2011 @
10:42 am
we demands Elle Fanning in the banner!
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by westhamutd — December 19, 2011 @
5:26 pm
Justin, I’ll bet your wife’s eyes were rolling so much when you showed her the ticket that she must have looked liked a friggin’ slot machine!
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by Smiley — December 19, 2011 @
5:36 pm
This is the shit America now exports? We might as well surrender to the Chinese right now.
But I’d still definitely hit it. Hard.
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by I.M. Hung — December 20, 2011 @
12:41 am
@16
Yes. We export Canadians.
Bieber is next.
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by tool — December 20, 2011 @
2:35 am
I’ve found her music to have gotten progressively worse, though in hindsight it might not have ever been any good. Only redeeming factor is that I can jerk off while just listening to it by thinking of her videos. And, front page “I ejaculated on AVRIL LAVIGNE”
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by I ejaculated — December 20, 2011 @
3:58 am
@12 Absolutely… I’d hit almost every single one of them (yeah, I’m my dreams), but they no longer represent what this site is meant to…
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by I took a dump — December 20, 2011 @
11:14 am
Sorry to tell you Justin, but as a Avril fan lucky enough to live in Vancouver, Canada, Ive seen her 6 or 7 times, once for each tour, and this last one (the Black Star tour) was her worst show by far. (I think the Best Damn Tour 2 years ago was her best) No special effects, no big screens, and she walked around like she was a zombie high on antidepressants. She showed no life at all, lip synced through her songs, gave a fake smile at the end of each one, and literally just stood there going through the motions for 2 hours. Out of the 70 concerts Ive seen in my life, it was by far the worst.
She did wear some tight pants that showed off her ass nicely though.
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by Bad news justin... — December 20, 2011 @
9:04 pm
man. i can’t believe i missed this so closely after leaving KL.
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by yesyesyall — December 20, 2011 @
9:09 pm
Just one… Is all I want… If I could give her just one kick in the vagina…!
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by I took a dump — December 21, 2011 @
11:00 am
“I took a dump on avril lavigne”
I chortled…
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by Coolstream — December 21, 2011 @
1:18 pm
By the way, Kendal Jenner is 16 now. Too bad Justin is a fag and wont enjoy this:
“Congrats?”
#1 | Comment by Ryu — December 19, 2011 @ 5:14 am
Who?
#2 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 19, 2011 @ 6:15 am
A 27 year old woman, with no talent and no body.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Avril_Lavigne_on_piano%2C_Italy_%28crop%29.jpg
#3 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2011 @ 7:08 am
http://hotcelebritybikinipictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2111.jpg
Plenty of body to me. Most annoying bitch in the world, but the things I would do to her ass would make the night janitor in a San Fransisco Bath House blush.
#4 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 19, 2011 @ 7:36 am
I don’t know what Justin sees in her, she too old.
#5 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2011 @ 8:05 am
(in my best SNL impression)…REALLY???
You actually Like her music?? REALLY??
You must also love the sound of cats fighting or whiney 14 year old girls screaming over The Beiber!
REALLY??
Just…..plain…..sad!
I might actually get it if you just thought she was HOT. I mean, if she was tied up and bent over a saw horse I’d ream her a new asshole, but it would be a deal breaker if I was forced to listen to her music during!
I find Shakira to be sexy as hell and want to fuck her with the gusto of a hundred male virgins forced to watch porn and swallow Viagra and Extasy and then unleashed in a room with a hundred nakid horny female porn stars! But you couldn’t pay me enough to go to one of her concerts!
#6 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 19, 2011 @ 10:33 am
Could you give her a kick right in the muffin for me?
…Talentless bitch
#7 | Comment by Peter — December 19, 2011 @ 10:37 am
I like her.
#8 | Comment by Coolstream — December 19, 2011 @ 10:42 am
we demands Elle Fanning in the banner!
#9 | Comment by westhamutd — December 19, 2011 @ 5:26 pm
Justin, I’ll bet your wife’s eyes were rolling so much when you showed her the ticket that she must have looked liked a friggin’ slot machine!
#10 | Comment by Smiley — December 19, 2011 @ 5:36 pm
@9
Amanda Bynes: 25 y.o.
Olsen Twins: 25 y.o.
Mandy Moore: 27 y.o.
Hilary Duff: 24 y.o. (…mmmm Duff)
Alexis Bledel: 30 y.o.
Evan Rachel Wood: 24 y.o.
Raven Symone: 26 y.o.
Lindsay Lohan: 25 y.o.
We need a new banner ASAP! The FBI is no longer interested in this site…
#11 | Comment by Peter — December 19, 2011 @ 6:19 pm
sadly, I own an AL album. what? skater boy was ok..
did anyone consider Justin bought them as a Chrimbo gift for his woman?
@11 possibly, i’m in all of those ladies’ age groups. and, with the exception of the stick twins.. very doable.
#12 | Comment by garth — December 19, 2011 @ 9:39 pm
Where do you live Justin, that the money is called “RM”? Malaysia?
#13 | Comment by Kingpin — December 19, 2011 @ 9:59 pm
#12, lol i offered my wife to come with me but she can’t bear the shame of attending an avril lavigne concert. so i’m going alone. BOO THIS WOMAN.
#13, the concert is in malaysia. i live in brunei.
#14 | Comment by Justin — December 19, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
RM 239 is about $75 in real monies.
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 19, 2011 @ 10:55 pm
This is the shit America now exports? We might as well surrender to the Chinese right now.
But I’d still definitely hit it. Hard.
#16 | Comment by I.M. Hung — December 20, 2011 @ 12:41 am
@16
Yes. We export Canadians.
Bieber is next.
#17 | Comment by tool — December 20, 2011 @ 2:35 am
I’ve found her music to have gotten progressively worse, though in hindsight it might not have ever been any good. Only redeeming factor is that I can jerk off while just listening to it by thinking of her videos. And, front page “I ejaculated on AVRIL LAVIGNE”
#18 | Comment by I ejaculated — December 20, 2011 @ 3:58 am
@12 Absolutely… I’d hit almost every single one of them (yeah, I’m my dreams), but they no longer represent what this site is meant to…
#19 | Comment by I took a dump — December 20, 2011 @ 11:14 am
Sorry to tell you Justin, but as a Avril fan lucky enough to live in Vancouver, Canada, Ive seen her 6 or 7 times, once for each tour, and this last one (the Black Star tour) was her worst show by far. (I think the Best Damn Tour 2 years ago was her best) No special effects, no big screens, and she walked around like she was a zombie high on antidepressants. She showed no life at all, lip synced through her songs, gave a fake smile at the end of each one, and literally just stood there going through the motions for 2 hours. Out of the 70 concerts Ive seen in my life, it was by far the worst.
She did wear some tight pants that showed off her ass nicely though.
#20 | Comment by Bad news justin... — December 20, 2011 @ 9:04 pm
man. i can’t believe i missed this so closely after leaving KL.
#21 | Comment by yesyesyall — December 20, 2011 @ 9:09 pm
Just one… Is all I want… If I could give her just one kick in the vagina…!
#22 | Comment by I took a dump — December 21, 2011 @ 11:00 am
“I took a dump on avril lavigne”
I chortled…
#23 | Comment by Coolstream — December 21, 2011 @ 1:18 pm
By the way, Kendal Jenner is 16 now. Too bad Justin is a fag and wont enjoy this:
http://bit.ly/vYWTbA
#24 | Comment by Pirho — December 21, 2011 @ 6:14 pm
so this post led me to “google” ‘brunei’
so what happens if we talk shit about your government on here?!
#25 | Comment by glitter — December 21, 2011 @ 7:32 pm
Justin.. lols. i’m sure you could find someone to take with you..
also @24… Kendal Jenner = meh.
#26 | Comment by garth — December 22, 2011 @ 9:28 pm
@24
Not that hot… but I’d hit that like a Lars Ulrich cymbal
#27 | Comment by I took a dump — December 22, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
Chill out, whatcha yellin’ for?
#28 | Comment by Joe — December 24, 2011 @ 4:36 am
@26 & @27 Blasphemy!
#29 | Comment by D — February 4, 2012 @ 6:09 pm