So, yes. Justin’s girlfriend is awesome and is letting him post, but he sucks and is lazy. I actually…haven’t talked to him much in the last few days which is weird becuase normally we talk a lot, and when we’re not talking and he’s on ‘away’ I like to harrass him by saying completely untrue and stupid things. Or, y’know, warning him just like every other laydee in his life *i keed*
Anyway, Bubba who is a very smart individual has decided we need to offer teh Justin a little incentive to post. Here is it….Holy shit dude! Cartoon puss-ay!. Lemme tell you, I’ve spent many hours rolling my eyes at J’s ramblings on and on about how ‘friggin hawt’ Ariel is. And Belle. And Alladin (haha okayyy so I made the last one up). But yes, I just don’t understand how cartoons can make you go to that hot, happy place? The only one who is half decent to me would be Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon because he looks like a real person, and I just like his voice…It’s so…in pain. RAWR. Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that I, in fact, am Sailor Moon (not many people will understand that…hah.)
Anyway, I’ve made a supreme sacrifice in order for teh asian man to post…So lets hope he does before I get bored and send his warning level sky high. Heh.
Ha ha ha!! Tuxedo Mask is a pimp! That guy is my hero, all the Sailor chickadees want him. Justin! For the love of Kirsten Dunst/Ariel POST!!!
#1 | Comment by Bubba — November 2, 2002 @ 9:35 am
Hah, I think its the way Tuxedo Mask GROANS when he’s in pain <3 But yes, I am sailor mooon cuz my first (real) name is Serena. Cool, non? JUSTINNNNN!!!
#2 | Comment by Liz — November 2, 2002 @ 10:00 am
I love tuxedo mask, could a cartoon be any more sexier? Oh wait, the prince from the little mermaid….mmmmm……them and the Big Wolf On Campus Guy. He is yummy
#3 | Comment by meg — November 2, 2002 @ 11:14 am
I dont know…i personally have this thing for Akane from Ranma 1/2… it must be because she looks alot like my obsession but with black hair instead of brown.
#4 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 2, 2002 @ 11:56 am
alright!!!!justin might be back
#5 | Comment by J.C. — November 2, 2002 @ 1:16 pm
Akane is teh hotsex, but the hottest of all is none other than Rei Ayanami! Yeah, baby, blue hair turns me on.
#6 | Comment by Banana — November 2, 2002 @ 4:31 pm
Speed Racer is kinda hot <3
#7 | Comment by Keli — November 2, 2002 @ 6:03 pm
What about Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion? She is teh sex…
#8 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 2, 2002 @ 8:15 pm
God…i didnt notice your comment Banana… Smash is going to eat me alive for that. As long as he’s gentle
#9 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 2, 2002 @ 8:17 pm
DAMN — you guys are right on…
She’s fucking hot!
You guys are teh shiz.
#10 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 2, 2002 @ 8:31 pm
oh… and before I forget… here’s a lil’ somethin’ somethin’, for da ladies…
TUXEDO MASK!
and of course Rick Hunter… altough ain’t he a bit old?
…now don’t say I never did anything for you guys.
#11 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 2, 2002 @ 8:38 pm
Oh…I almost forgot about Kagero from Ninja Scroll… personally, I’m attracted to her partly because of her curse. I think it’s romantic how a relationship with her would be purely non-physical and solely spiritual… It’s a shame that Love, Fidelity and basic Commitment have been replaced with Cocks, Boobers, and Paychecks. I know this may seem like a cheap way to pick up girls, but I sincerely want to have a true-blue loving relationship with another person without being concerned of evil motives. And…to all the women of the world who say that all men are sex loving pigs, my response is there actually are men who wish to have a real relationship with women that isn’t based on sex. The problem is women who go out with thugs except them to become helpless romantics like Vanilla Ice in the masterpiece “Cool as Ice” where the bad boy is actually just misunderstood and turns out to be a sensitive and romantic fellow. I hate the rain on your parade but most thugs/jocks/bikers are in fact ASSHOLES. Why don’t you try looking at Simon the quiet kid in the corner who blushes when you look at him and not Vince the Football Captain who high fives his friends when he grabs your ass… I know I know…this is a long/boring/stupid/retarded/dorky post just I have strong feelings for this girl I know (Sandra Julianne Mirabel Taveras) who seems to think all men are in fact sex loving pigs, which in most cases is true but there actually our sensitive me out there….look a bit harder…it may be the guy that they were beating up before…
Oh…Ok… I know im going to get A LOT of negative feedback and to tell you the truth, I deserve it…Im aware that this is in fact a porn site directed to male porn addicts and im just a pussy for writing such bullocks but those are my real feelings and even though I have ADD (I actually am in the top of my class but that makes no difference considering my lack of posting such witty/smart/insightful comments like the rest of you) and if you want to insult me…just scream to the monitor…im not in the mood to cry over El Prezidente’s or Smash’s torturing intended comments (this just raises the question to why I even read them but that’s for another day) so please…let me be… Julianne hates me and that’s torture enough for me.
#12 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 2, 2002 @ 9:21 pm
I know that feeling, sorry man.
…but some women don’t want love.
#13 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 2, 2002 @ 9:51 pm
I’m not even gonna post.
#14 | Comment by Kingolf — November 3, 2002 @ 11:28 am
Lets see. I would hardly classify my posts as torturous. Isn’t that going a bit overboard?
I think Webster’s defines the term "torture" as:
(1) the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.
Nothing I’ve done has ever been for "sheer cruelty", believe it or not. Moreover, at no point am I "punishing" or seeking any kind of "revenge". I’d like to think, that everything I’ve posted has had some merit to it, and as such would hardly qualify as torture.
You calling my posts "torturing intended comments", on the other hand might qualify…
You might want to cut down on your estrogen intake though.
#15 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 3, 2002 @ 12:43 pm
Hello… first I would like to apologize for that weepy moronic post I made last night. I was a bit depressed and I just began to let off a bit of steam without thinking of how truly annoying it is to listen to another mans sorrows.
And second, when I made a comment on how I didn’t want to hear any torturous comments from Smash or El_Prezidente I didn’t mean that any of your comments were in any way torturous but if you would do me the grand favour of not making any comments with the intent of just flat out insulting me… the last thing I needed was another “You’re a pussy” or “Go change your diapers” type of things. I know I can be a bit moody at times so I apologize.
Thinking about it now I regret posting that… I was REALLY unhappy and with the exception of my cigarettes and cheap rum I was alone.
So suicidal contemplations aside, have a good day and a pleasant tommorow
#16 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 3, 2002 @ 2:57 pm
lol – have a great day!
#17 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 3, 2002 @ 3:50 pm
Celius -> I’ve felt that way so many times…and as corny as it may seem, things always pick up from that. Just a few months ago I was in the same position you seem to have been with your previous post, and now I’m very happy with a gf, and a lot of other good things are happening in my life. Just keep your chin up and girls will notice how you don’t let stuff get you down.
apologies to any this may offend?
#18 | Comment by Dark_mage — November 3, 2002 @ 9:33 pm
It ain’t annoying to listen to another man’s sorrows, unless you got over the exact same slice of BS yerself a few weeks ago.
#19 | Comment by raceman — November 3, 2002 @ 10:09 pm
You’re a pussy. Go change your diapers.
#20 | Comment by thess — November 3, 2002 @ 10:56 pm
I think we all go through periods of depression, even the so called "Jocks" "Thugs" or whatever else. Most of it is just a front anyway to cover up their own depression. I was one of those lucky few who never fell into a category and just kind of floated from one to another and worried about where the party was going to be this weekend. Probably because I just stopped giving a fuck my Sophomore year. Funny how when you don’t give a shit suddenly everyone wants to be your friend. Highschool was the best and worst experience in my entire life, I am sure most people will agree.
The best thing for depression though, is depressing music. Some how it makes the whole experience almost pleasurable. Angry music is nice to change your mood just slightly. Rap and Metallica works well for me on this.
But enough moaning and groaning, just remember that 5 years from now, all of this will just be a distant memory and you will have even worse things to stress over. For any of you who haven’t, wait until you move out on your own. That is when the real fun begins.
#21 | Comment by Jamlink — November 3, 2002 @ 11:21 pm
I don’t know about depressing music being best…Last year when I wasn’t on medication for my depression, I would sit and listen to emo and cry. Emo + chocolate + crying = a very fucked up individual. And drinking makes it worse. I think the best thing for depression–true depression is therapy. And medication. I’m doing both, because otherwise I don’t think I’d ever be able to get out of this rut…Of course it always depends on the reasons causing depression and all…
#22 | Comment by Liz — November 4, 2002 @ 2:21 am
Ahem…
http://celebpicgallery.com/jessica_biel/index.cfm?start=17&name=jessica1.jpg
To Celius~
That was the first time I have seen a look at a real person here.I have been laughing at FUBAR for a couple of years, and judging by all the fingerprints on my screen, all the pictures of Eve *sigh* are two dimensional, and so have the people been. Now i don’t want to go off on a rant, but too many times I come here and see a sting of curses and and F@%*! that are posing for a conversation.And then there is the usual banter boObs, boobers, meg’s boobs, suzi’s boobs, thess’s boobs, and the like–there is nothing wrong with this-I am not saying that–just after awhile you kind of wonder who these people are…There are only a couple of different posts here-the ridiculing, intelligent-lacking flames, bOOb posts, the long-winded-I-tricked-into-reading-because-of-soft-core-porn type of post, and then there are those rare instances where you get to see another side of a person, one that has more depth than the two dimensions. I don’t mean to go on, but gald to meet you Celius, and I couldn’t agree more with your post, but the same goes for men; there are many out there who go for the ‘popular’ chick, but I too realized after awhile that the most important thing is what you think of you significant other, not what other poeple think, and it should be your only criteria in the hunt.
Cheers
#23 | Comment by me — November 4, 2002 @ 3:07 am
Well fuck.
#24 | Comment by kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 6:59 am
Hello… I would like to thank everyone for being so sympathetic to me in my time of moody weeping need. I have what is called Manic Depression which basically means that I change moods on the fly…but that’s not to say that I am happy one second and depressed another but more like I wake up in a good mood, by the middle of the day I get really depressed and by night fall I get in a good mood again. I actually do go to a therapist but, surprising as it must sound, we don’t talk about my life or my problems…we spend all of our time talking about politics seeing how we both are avid Socialists. And I actually do have medication but I prefer not to take them mostly because I hate the feeling light headed and “Chirper”. (Ok…I’m not a chirper guy with or without medication, but I don’t like feeling normal…somehow I like being depressed… Its hard to explain but I hate feeling that every thing will be alright because deep down in my heart I know that it wont be and the medication will wear off in a couple of hours and It’ll all be the same)
I am also a HUGE fan of The Cure. I have five of there albums and tons of mp3s. I also like Joy Division, Bauhaus, Manic Street Preachers, The Sex Pistols, and David Bowie.
And yes…I am a pussy and I haven’t changed my diapers.
I’d like to inform you all that any orthographical problems you may see in my writing is due to English being my second language.
Love on ya,
Alan
#25 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 4, 2002 @ 8:20 am
Well fuck. I’m gonna start every comment like this, in honor of teh inventor Meg.
If you can spell orthographical (Note: I used Cut-and-paste) don’t excuse bad english.
Do you know a stuff called "Endorfin" (Or something like that.). Use it. Its cheap, easy to get (Well… mostly.) and harmless. Somebody around here could probably, tell you how to get it. Greenguy, Richard, Ampland and Liz (Although she cheats, sometimes.) gives it away for free !
Cheer up, "(I know) how truly annoying it is to listen to another mans sorrows.". So do I.
#26 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 3:50 pm
Please don’t start flaming over my last line, it wasn’t meant that bad.
#27 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 4:12 pm
Celius Glares at Kingolf…and suddenly BURSTS into flames!!!!!!
He then begins to levitate from the ground until he reaches 4 feet. His eyes stay focused on Kingolf as he slowly begins to raise his arm and makes a fist. He then opens his fist revealing a semi lit round object seems to float in front of his palm. In a flash of light he pushes the fire stricken ball at Kingolf engulfing him in flames… He then returns to his original state and slowly descents onto the ground with a smile on his face and in a cynical tone states: “The Danish are such simple beings…” He then turns and walks into the sunset screaming madly “Today Kingolf, tomorrow Jamlink, and then Justin and then FUBAR will be mine!!!!!”
#28 | Comment by Celius_Quin — November 4, 2002 @ 6:38 pm