I want to ride me a beaver, cuz daymmmmnnn them some sexee ass…

You know whats great? Canada. Yes, my homeland is wonderful. Which is why you must go over to RIDETHEBEAVER.NET. This site is growing slowly and surely, but I urge any of you Canadians out there to join up. And to all you Americans, theres a niftly little place where you can ask silly questions that have obvious answers about Canadians. Ever wonder what the hell a chesterfield is? And why they let someone who looks and talks like a special ed student be our Prime Minister? What is a Prime Minister anyway? Head on over to RIDETHEBEAVER.NET

Hah, wow, for once I’m plugging a site thats neither mine, nor Megs. Rock!

Here’s some PORN to keep you kids all happy. Meh.

11 thoughts on “I want to ride me a beaver, cuz daymmmmnnn them some sexee ass…

  1. Why am I suddenly having South Park the Movie flashbacks?

    #1 | Comment by Jamlink — November 4, 2002 @ 2:50 am

  2. Canada, taking over the world…One porn-obsessed middleaged man at a time. MUAHAHAHAHA.

    #2 | Comment by Liz — November 4, 2002 @ 2:57 am

  3. Third comment! Yeeeeeeeah!

    #3 | Comment by Bubba — November 4, 2002 @ 3:11 am

  4. Oh, was I supposed to say first comment on that? And who you calling middle aged?! I haven’t even hit a quarter of a century yet!…..oh you weren’t referring directly to me…sorry thought that because of the porn comment.

    You are still a rotten human being for tricking me and I am sure everyone else like that. This calls for Guerilla tactics….once I find some gorillas. Sorry, it is late, been working all night…I’m tired.

    #4 | Comment by Jamlink — November 4, 2002 @ 3:15 am

  5. Canada…aka "America Jr."


    #5 | Comment by willie — November 4, 2002 @ 7:15 am

  6. Justin is right, you ARE evil !

    #6 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 9:11 am

  7. Apparently I’m evil AND racist 😉 Lol, I’m really not racist, but I am pretty evil…But aren’t all chicks?

    #7 | Comment by Liz — November 4, 2002 @ 11:36 am

  8. Yay Canada, and yes Liz, all chicks are evil. That’s why we love them.

    #8 | Comment by manny calavera — November 4, 2002 @ 2:06 pm

  9. How sad this site has become.


    #9 | Comment by Smartass — November 4, 2002 @ 2:18 pm

  10. Who the fuck gives a flying fucking piece of shit about Canadians??? And where the fuck is Justin? I’ve not visited for a while fully thinking Justin ahd his fill of BJ’s and Anals to come back to this website but alas, some stupid Canadian Bitch is promoting some stupid ass Molsen ads for a fucking Beaver website. The fuck??? I banish you all to hell for this trickery of Hades. Jesus Speaks.

    #10 | Comment by Jesus — November 4, 2002 @ 2:40 pm

  11. Flame Wars II

    #11 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2002 @ 3:35 pm

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