So who’s gonna see the new Harry Potter movie today? I saw the last one on my birthday last year. I didn’t expect the movie to be so long. That was one long ass kids movie.

I found this page earlier today. It’s about girls using the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick as a vibrator (!).

Broom broom!!!

Girls getting off to a broom is one thing but have you ever heard of girls getting off to a videogame? Neither have i until i found this page (!).

Speaking of videogames, i have to confess that one of the reasons why i haven’t really been posting much is because i’ve been spending most of my time in Vice City. It’s fun picking up hookers off the streets and bonking them in an alley. You lose money for every second that you’re with them though. But hey, you can always kill them right after you’re done bonking them and steal your money back. Haha.

This one time, i picked up two hookers at the same time. Hahaha.

Vice City is cool.

Next game i’m planning on getting: Metroid Prime. Huzzah!

12 thoughts on “Vibrators!

  1. re: Getting off on a video game …

    >>We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That’s my favorite." …

    "It was a bit odd," said Justin, "my fingers were working the controls, but they were also kind of working you."<< Does it get any better? You can play a video game and your girl at the same time? Multitasking has risen to a whole new level.

    #1 | Comment by Smartass — November 15, 2002 @ 3:11 pm

  2. Dam it I have 2 get that game at least my girlfriend won’t complain about this. nice c u back Justin it wasn’t the sam without u.

    #2 | Comment by Sliy — November 15, 2002 @ 3:21 pm

  3. You can pick up 3 hookers too. Once you’re done with the first one. The other two are still in the car and your money won’t be decreasing.

    Not sure if it works in Vice, but it surely works in GTA3 PC.

    #3 | Comment by 7 — November 15, 2002 @ 5:43 pm

  4. Welcome back.

    #4 | Comment by Kingolf — November 15, 2002 @ 6:08 pm

  5. Don’t be lame.

    #5 | Comment by susan — November 15, 2002 @ 9:46 pm


    #6 | Comment by :o — November 15, 2002 @ 10:29 pm

  7. i gotta get my girl that broom!

    #7 | Comment by b00bies — November 15, 2002 @ 11:16 pm

  8. Next game on my list is Dodgeball: World Chaos! It’s pretty much Super Dodgeball 2, and Super Dodgeball rules! I hope this game will too.

    Huzzap! I think I like that better…

    #8 | Comment by Bubba — November 16, 2002 @ 11:24 am

  9. I wasn’t. This is the first real Justin post.

    #9 | Comment by Kingolf — November 16, 2002 @ 12:40 pm

  10. heyyy the other post disappeared…. :oP

    #10 | Comment by Amy — November 16, 2002 @ 12:46 pm

  11. nice link! =D

    #11 | Comment by mike — November 16, 2002 @ 1:16 pm

  12. Dammit Justin, that broomstick is old old news. You really need to keep up.

    #12 | Comment by Jacob — November 17, 2002 @ 8:42 am

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