It’s not brain surgery, children.

For all those people who worship teh Justin and think he’s a super cool guy, and that he is just completely a smoooooth operator, I’ve got some news for you. He’s not.

I’ve had some people ask me “wow! How do you talk to a guy like him? I wouldn’t know what to say!” Well, have no fear my children, its quite simple. You’ve all gone to elementary school, yes? Then you have the requirments to be Justin’s new best friend! Believe me, talking to him is not about intellectual stimulus. Here’s an example, we’re talking about the little poll he made about me…

TiesAreTehSexee: now 53 or something say NO
psykotik2k: FEH!
psykotik2k: they are all STUPID
TiesAreTehSexee: haha you are all STUPID
psykotik2k: YOUUUUU
psykotik2k: YOUUUUUUUU
psykotik2k: YOU!
TiesAreTehSexee: haha we’re sooooo mature
psykotik2k: ME
psykotik2k: not you
psykotik2k: ME
psykotik2k: only me
TiesAreTehSexee: *sticks out tongue*
psykotik2k: feh!

So there you have it. It’s really not hard. Someone like dik kok could chat this boy up just as well as anyone else. So add him to your buddy list and if he ever goes off privacy, then harrass him in the most immature way possible. It’s fun.

On a side note: Yes, Justin is a doormat. But thats good because I like the owner of teh Justin doormat. And look, the guy called you all stupid! *shakes head*. Oh, and I DO NOT look like sexy and hawt Eliza Dushku. That would be a dream come true if I did…Its just in that one picture where u can see my chin clef and I look really heinous. I hate that picture.

9 thoughts on “It’s not brain surgery, children.

  1. I am defending Justin.
    He isn’t a doormat. :\

    I’m done, are you happy Justin?

    #1 | Comment by suzi — November 16, 2002 @ 11:06 pm

  2. Justin, stop getting 15 year olds to fight your battles!

    Suzi, my favourite girl friend, you know he’s just a big old tard…You’ve said it yourself. Heh.

    #2 | Comment by Liz — November 16, 2002 @ 11:08 pm

  3. watching snl right now and omg brittany murphy looks like a crackwhore plus she need to stop flashing her damn armpits!

    you two are meanie heads btw

    #3 | Comment by Justin — November 16, 2002 @ 11:43 pm

  4. You love Brittany Murphy don’t you?

    #4 | Comment by Peter the Freshman — November 16, 2002 @ 11:48 pm

  5. Sorry about the Doormat status. Once you get over 500 members on the Board, do you move up to Carpet?

    #5 | Comment by Jamlink — November 17, 2002 @ 1:54 am

  6. You look 54 % like her. That’s still alot.

    #6 | Comment by Kingolf — November 17, 2002 @ 8:29 am

  7. Carpet, ha har hee hoo. I think it would be throw rug, carpet is probably level 3.

    #7 | Comment by Bubba — November 17, 2002 @ 10:30 am

  8. Wah. Justin must be the luckiest dude alive !! =þ

    #8 | Comment by JiL0 — November 17, 2002 @ 12:12 pm

  9. Ha, Liz wrote "u" ! Hahaha !!!

    #9 | Comment by Kingolf — November 23, 2002 @ 1:08 pm

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