So you think I’m stalking you? Just wait…….

Hi Justin,and hi to all the sad freaks who crowd around this site like it’s something special,

Well, I suppose that I should introduce myself, not that any of you have any right to know anything about me, but I’ve got manners, so….. I’m Jenn, yes, Jenn the terrible stalker….ooh, I bet that sends shivers down your spine doesn’t it.

So anyway, I’m 23 years old, and the average age of you lot is probably 14, so you should and will respect me. I work in publishing. Yes, anyone can publish the sort of crap that Justin spouts on the internet, but in my job, one requires talent. None of you have talent.

So why am I here I’m sure you are asking. Well, believe it or not I saw this site by accident and read a bit of the shit, and felt sorry for this Justin character. BELIEVE ME, I don’t normally go for guys, let alone sad drop-outs like Justin, so I surprised myself rather by this. I like some fucked up shit….none of you will have even dreamt about some of the things that I have done so don’t even try.

Justin said that he would let me post once on his site. I think that he will have to let me post more. Don’t you want to learn more about me?

Well, I’ve wasted enough time on you all today, so go back to your wanking and don’t forget, love your anus.



82 thoughts on “So you think I’m stalking you? Just wait…….

  1. dik kok would be pleased if jenn girl shoved her finger up dik kok…cuz dik kok is hafink pain piles…thank you..and may lord shiva bless you..

    #1 | Comment by dikkok — November 18, 2002 @ 5:38 am

  2. Jenn-

    Fuck off. I hope to god Justin never lets you post here again, or things will have really sunk to new lows.

    #2 | Comment by smash — November 18, 2002 @ 5:43 am


    #3 | Comment by Sliy — November 18, 2002 @ 6:27 am

  4. Yikes. Just yikes.

    #4 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — November 18, 2002 @ 6:46 am

  5. Why does everyone flame the new girl all the time? Cheers for the new girl! Yippity-skippity!

    #5 | Comment by Seriously — November 18, 2002 @ 7:56 am

  6. I have seen thing’s, you wouldn’t want to happen, for George Bush!
    Bestiality shitting ? That’s like Disney, compared to the real, HARDcore. Ever seen true necrophilia ? Homeless, brazilian kids, disappearing, from the streets. Only to appear some days later, with their gut’s removed. That’s sick stuff.

    #6 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 8:18 am

  7. I think you have some issues.

    #7 | Comment by notthe1iwant — November 18, 2002 @ 8:26 am

  8. Both of you.

    #8 | Comment by notthe1iwant — November 18, 2002 @ 8:26 am

  9. If that was a joke,(and it better be), it was pretty funny. "love your anus." Hahha hahaha ha! No more posts from Jenn please, and NO FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE! Exit only please.

    #9 | Comment by Bubba — November 18, 2002 @ 8:46 am

  10. There’s a difference. Dead childs, doesn’t turn me on.

    #10 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 8:49 am

  11. ughhhhhhh!!!!!



    / __
    YOU!!!!!!!!! Jenn!!!!

    #11 | Comment by luke — November 18, 2002 @ 9:15 am

  12. wat happened to all the swear words under "ughhhh!!!"
    HOLY Crap!

    #12 | Comment by luke — November 18, 2002 @ 9:17 am

  13. Klingolf,

    There’s a big difference between seeing and doing.



    #13 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 18, 2002 @ 9:24 am

  14. My anus doesn’t love me, why should I love it? You can love my anus tho Jenn..

    #14 | Comment by Spewnman — November 18, 2002 @ 9:37 am

  15. Jenn,

    Most of us would agree that TALK IS CHEAP. Either put out for us or let it go. You can put out by:

    1) posting pix of your famed exploits
    2) sharing details of your famed exploits in an erotic manner likely to arouse FUBAR members (as opposed to say dikkok’s inanity
    3) providing worthwhile links to porn

    Otherwise, let the pros do the work. Thanks.

    #15 | Comment by RedEye — November 18, 2002 @ 9:42 am

  16. and I was like……unnnhhh?

    #16 | Comment by Posted by — November 18, 2002 @ 10:11 am

  17. ok, maybe you were just having fun for your first post or something, but seriously, shove it up your fucking ass and dont post like that. Justin is fucking awesome, unlike you, you and your "publishing" job can eat my canadian shit. The rest of the people who post on this site are pretty awesome, they post about funny shit, or sad shit, it is whatever you want to post, I am sure Justin didnt let you post so you could rant about how bad this place was. Fubar, in my oppinion is here so peopple can talk to other people who want to be here, not so that you can come and decide that you are queen shit, which you arent, and tell everyone that they will respect you, cause honey, i will not respect you, the first thing you said kicked your chance of me or a lot of people respecting you into the gutter. This isnt just about flaming the new girl, if someone new posts, and they arent a total fucking bitch then i dont flame, i dont think i have flamed before, cause everyone else here deserves to post, all I can say is, Justin, block her IP and never let her post again…see ya

    #17 | Comment by meg — November 18, 2002 @ 10:27 am

  18. Kvatch. It’s all on the up and up. The purpose of Jenn here is to stir up the hornet’s nest. Make us angry. Bzzz, bzzz, see? And then we comment, and do the message board thingey. And then she comments, and message board thineys, and then we comment some more, etc. etc…
    Yaaaaaay, new girl! Reeeeeee, buzzzzzz, reeeeee!

    #18 | Comment by Seriously — November 18, 2002 @ 10:52 am

  19. Meggy darling,

    Don’t you think that perhaps you are taking this all a little too seriously, and that maybe you have come to rely ever so slightly too much on your precious fooobaaarr friends?

    Get out, do something perverted, or at the very least erotic and maybe do something about that burning itch that you must have between your legs.



    #19 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 18, 2002 @ 11:01 am

  20. fuck me

    #20 | Comment by gryp — November 18, 2002 @ 11:04 am

  21. Dear Jlenn, you’re right luckily, there are. I don’t know about you, but I would prefer, not to kill and/or fuck small children.

    #21 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 11:19 am

  22. hehe….I love waking up in the morning to chick fights. For all you curious listeners out there, Jenn works at the distinguished UK firm of Brimmington & Hamptonshire publishing. I placed a call to my inside man over there, one Mr. Stewart Coppoltonham…Jenn’s Manager. It seems that Jenn, the omnipotent Publisher, works as a bathroom attendant in the 6th floor lobby restrooms. From time to time she does freelance "publishing work" for the local Hari Krishna temple, designing leafletts on MS Publisher for distribution at Heathrow Airport. If you are ever in London, you should look for her work…I hear she does incredible things with clip-art.

    Meg Rocks…

    #22 | Comment by embus — November 18, 2002 @ 11:25 am

  23. Kingolf,

    I think that it was you who mentioned killing and fucking children.



    #23 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 18, 2002 @ 11:30 am

  24. I say we throw Jenn in the river and watch her drown, whos with me?

    #24 | Comment by J.C. — November 18, 2002 @ 11:49 am

  25. She is obviously trying to piss people off for ratings and to make herself feel better by trying to fill the hole that is missing inside of her…i think my penus would fit nicely….anyways….im 24 college degree in Business with an emphasis in Accounting…but i lile humor and PORN so i read…one more thing…before my girlfriend, i was the biggest my 24 years of antics beats your 23..

    #25 | Comment by EverSnow — November 18, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  26. Fucking awesome. Jenn is great.

    #26 | Comment by thess — November 18, 2002 @ 12:39 pm

  27. I have enjoyed any of the other posts here in the past (with a few exceptions from Thess). Jenn is just pure crap. I am not usually bitching about letting someone post as I hold the opinion of ‘if you don’t like it don’t read’. But, Jenn is really annoying. Worse yet, her first post here is to bitch about everything.

    I seriously hope he doesn’t have her post here again.

    I’d sooner have dik kok posting regularly as his posts have more value (I think).

    #27 | Comment by smash — November 18, 2002 @ 2:47 pm

  28. what a crazy bitch…

    #28 | Comment by Will — November 18, 2002 @ 2:48 pm

  29. I am wholeheartedly for Jenn. Do NOT argue with Jesus on this issue. You’ll only bring about hell and damnation. (See Old Testament, Ezekiel 25:17) Jesus Spoke.

    #29 | Comment by Jesus — November 18, 2002 @ 2:53 pm

  30. I am definitely FOR Jenn. She sent me her pic. Jesus saw.

    #30 | Comment by Jesus — November 18, 2002 @ 2:54 pm

  31. I’m in for her to. Everybody, flame’s the new girl.
    Yes, I’m the one, who mentioned it. Just to prove, I know weirder stuff than you do.
    Prove me wrong, what’s the creepiest, thing you’ve ever done ?

    #31 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 3:02 pm

  32. *faint*

    #32 | Comment by Banana — November 18, 2002 @ 3:17 pm


    #33 | Comment by thess — November 18, 2002 @ 3:41 pm

  34. SORRY.
    my method of puncuation, is just to write a lot, then, based on the number of lines, calculate how manny commas there should be in it. I then isert that number of commas, in random places.

    #34 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 3:45 pm

  35. Maybe that’s a bad idea. I’ll just do the dot’s and the (.)(.). You can put in the commas yourself here they are: ,,,

    #35 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 3:47 pm

  36. -Thess

    Har har har. I thought you were talking about Jenn’s post, and she thinks she can write. unnnhhh?

    #36 | Comment by Bubba — November 18, 2002 @ 4:01 pm

  37. What the fuck?

    #37 | Comment by Seriously — November 18, 2002 @ 4:03 pm

  38. Heh, let jen stay. If her first post causes all this drama, what will her future posts do? Ooooh the possibilities…

    #38 | Comment by Amy — November 18, 2002 @ 4:07 pm

  39. A downward spiral…………….

    #39 | Comment by embus — November 18, 2002 @ 4:08 pm

  40. one word, two syllables: goodness

    #40 | Comment by Chris — November 18, 2002 @ 4:28 pm

  41. this is exactly the kind of post we need more of! i think kingolf should post next about his experiences killing homeless children..

    #41 | Comment by ra — November 18, 2002 @ 4:48 pm

  42. You know, at first I thought this was a publicity stunt by Justin or one of the others just to piss people off. So I ran an IP check against all of the current people that I know have the ability to post and Jenn. No matches.

    As for being 23 and working in publishing, in the words of Austin Powers "Wooptedoo….but what does it all mean?" I’m 23 and am a partner in 2 different publishing companies. When you work for Dupont then bring it up. If you are going to brag….try harder. Not trying to diss the new girl but what’s fair is fair.

    Lesbian ass lovers who like to start shit are fun though.

    #42 | Comment by Jamlink — November 18, 2002 @ 4:48 pm

  43. "There was this little guy, I just couldn’t stand. That is were our story begins." Uncle Kingolf continues by claiming that… Bla, Bla.
    "So thus was how I ended up, producing necrophilia porn. I hope you have all learned something about killing pople that are smaller than yourself."
    I know there should have been a comma in that last sentence, but where ?

    #43 | Comment by Kingolf — November 18, 2002 @ 5:51 pm

  44. Justin, please change the layout back. Now, when I see this girl I think of things near my butthole. It’s scary. 🙁

    #44 | Comment by Bubba — November 18, 2002 @ 7:03 pm

  45. Jenn, are you Ellen Feiss in disguise?


    *insert evil laugh here*

    #45 | Comment by Tommyknocker — November 18, 2002 @ 7:08 pm

  46. Hmm…..once again the thoughts and opinions of the fubar community have been run amock with a change in the winds. Far too often we see that with an alteration in the great project of life there is hostility along with compliance and acceptance. Why must we be bitter and argue among ourselves, when we all are here for a common purpose? I see many great names that have posted here for months on end. We are almost a familiy, a collective of intermingling minds. Why is it that we feel we must flame a change in the operation of our great home here at fubar? Jenn has made a post, and she made it at the request of Justin. Justin knew what she would post about, and he has the ability to take it down. He has left it up for us all to learn, and be amused by. Whatever Jenn does is her own business and concerns us only when she wants it to. If you are insulted by her material merely consider yourself one of many as there are others among us who feel the same. But there are those who enjoy reading this different perspective on the world, and please respect their views as well. This is an open environment to express ones self however seen fit, and should remain as such.

    Now, for the goodies: Jenn….whoa, this is freaky man! Yesterday I was talking about where your stalker was, and how we haven’t seen you in awhile, and then SHABAM!! Look who’s here. Your a pretty sick and twisted mind, and I don’t think I would ever want to cross you. Kinda glad your into Justin and want to explore many new and most likely violating practices with him cause us fubarites will benefit from all the wonderful stories. Until then……..unnnhhh?

    #46 | Comment by J — November 18, 2002 @ 7:15 pm

  47. that "love jenn" thing is really annoying. Shes sorta full of herself isnt she?

    Don’t you want to learn more about me?"

    "Well, I suppose that I should introduce myself, not that any of you have any right to know anything about me"

    "so you should and will respect me."

    Sorta like a broken record. but more annoying.

    #47 | Comment by ? — November 18, 2002 @ 7:32 pm

  48. I am sorry to say… Celius_Quin has died…

    #48 | Comment by Quixote's_Leprous — November 18, 2002 @ 7:35 pm

  49. That’s too bad….anyway, don’t defend Jenn. She asked for it, teh little b-i-ich.

    #49 | Comment by Bubba — November 18, 2002 @ 10:54 pm

  50. she’s like an itch ya can’t scratch.

    #50 | Comment by dex — November 18, 2002 @ 11:03 pm

  51. is there anything worse than a bitch trying to sound cool by not trying to sound cool?

    #51 | Comment by discommode — November 18, 2002 @ 11:09 pm

  52. Hey, whatever happened to Ben Affleck? Ben?….Be-en?

    #52 | Comment by Seriously — November 18, 2002 @ 11:22 pm

  53. Ah, I’m sure the girls decided to hang Ben Affleck up or something. Whether it was Suzi or Liz, or maybe even Jamlink’s audition is quite beyond me, though.

    #53 | Comment by Umgawa — November 18, 2002 @ 11:30 pm

  54. I thought respect was reserved for men with guns and or money?

    #54 | Comment by bligityblah — November 19, 2002 @ 1:15 am

  55. Ellen Feiss….. want to touch the heiny…. *drooling*

    #55 | Comment by shiz — November 19, 2002 @ 2:19 am

  56. hey… isn’t thess = jenn

    food for thought

    #56 | Comment by beng — November 19, 2002 @ 4:49 am

  57. Food for thought would be ME eating THESS’s pussy. Beyond that, there are no similarities between us. Understood?

    #57 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 19, 2002 @ 5:31 am

  58. Oh dear, I hope that you’re not also stuck on Thess. That could be a problem. Or a three-way, whatever.

    #58 | Comment by Seriously — November 19, 2002 @ 7:55 am

  59. Why is everyone so goddammned sensitive? It’s just a fucking post for fucksake. Don’t like it… ignore it and wait for the next one. It’s just a stunt for J-dawg to get more hits. 😀

    #59 | Comment by Kev — November 19, 2002 @ 8:32 am

  60. Yes, I posted the previous comment, and I am pathetic, but it looks so good, doesn’t it?

    #60 | Comment by Banana — November 19, 2002 @ 8:34 am

  61. Banana,

    I think that perhaps you are becoming my stalker. Well don’t. Spotty little runts like you are only good for one thing. I’m afraid that the only situation I can imagine is you down on all fours in front of me with raw red buttocks with your pathetic pale body quivering in fear as I teach you a lesson that you will never be able to forget. Lets just say that sitting, walking and shitting would be a little painful for a while. The sad thing is that you would be back for more in no time.



    #61 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 19, 2002 @ 8:46 am

  62. no post yet ……*burp*

    #62 | Comment by luke — November 19, 2002 @ 9:02 am

  63. banana,
    Are you in San Marcos?



    ps you little shit

    #63 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 19, 2002 @ 9:07 am

  64. Jenn,

    We get it. You like to fantasize about being a dominatrix. And you like to arouse men’s (boy’s) irrational fear of homosexuality by proposing a nasty anal reaping. But you’re not very imaginative.

    For instance, how would you like to be tied up Nawa Shibari-style with a nobbly sisal rope? First, the men of FUBAR would bind your breasts and buttocks and then we’d suspend you from a beam reverse cowgirl. We’d let you hang for a bit so your blood would begin to pool and then begin with the forced piercings of your erogenous zones. We’d start with small, long needles and work our way up to barbeque skewers. When you were aroused enough, we’d give you clit and nipple rings.

    Then we’d take pix and post them on FUBAR.



    #64 | Comment by RedEye — November 19, 2002 @ 9:34 am

  65. It is refreshing to see someone speak their mind rather than whine and complain. Interesting how this post can bring out the worst in other people while most of the other posts just bring out the perverts. I will take the bad over a bunch of under sexed guys asking to see some boobies. This is more entertaining. Thanks Jenn, hope you keep posting..

    #65 | Comment by Spewnman — November 19, 2002 @ 9:36 am

  66. For once I agree with Thess. Jenn is great

    #66 | Comment by Stavros — November 19, 2002 @ 9:56 am

  67. She…actually addressed me! *panic* How to respond?

    Okay…um, where can we go to act out this fantasy of yours (or should we say of mine)? I don’t know who posted the second comment, but I will arrive at whatever destination you desire quicker than the crack of a whip…ahem.

    #67 | Comment by Banana — November 19, 2002 @ 10:55 am

  68. Banana

    The Watering Hole in New Braunfels would be ideal. I love to see a man squirm it does amazing things to his sphincter.



    #68 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — November 19, 2002 @ 11:04 am

  69. under-sexed guys or lesbian whod like to anal-sex up all the guys? Hm, it’s indeed a tough choice.


    #69 | Comment by suzi — November 19, 2002 @ 12:34 pm

  70. Why consider them mutually exclusive? I think itsa a good ‘fit’. And nothing clears and focuses the mind like a good caning.

    #70 | Comment by raceman — November 19, 2002 @ 1:30 pm

  71. When is Justin going to update? Can it have anything to do with the new Message Boards

    #71 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 19, 2002 @ 2:51 pm

  72. HAHAHA!!! Great fun. What would you like to do to Me ?

    #72 | Comment by Kingolf — November 19, 2002 @ 4:41 pm

  73. ellen feiss is cooler than jenn.


    #73 | Comment by xenophile — November 19, 2002 @ 7:16 pm

  74. You go banana! 🙂

    #74 | Comment by Bubba — November 19, 2002 @ 9:07 pm

  75. Hmmmm…….to be honest, I just glanced at this and i just had the urge to say some things. First off, yes I am extremely shy when it comes to females. Second, being like the nerd I am its extremely difficult to analyze females the right perspective. I always fail to understand them accurately, and consequently, I always make an error in starting a relationship. These are my priorities and perspectives when it comes to females and relationships. If there is a female that is willing to supply me with more accurate data on this topic, please inform me. You can find any data you wish to learn about me in my website. (including this I’m about to post)

    What does society mean when they say that a mate is "the one"? How can we use those words now with all these catastrophic relationships that can very easily be solved by common sense? Even though common sense isn’t that common anymore, ANY problem whatever it may be can very easily be solved. Anything at all. If it is viewed as an impossible problem, then that means that the relationship had a fatal error from the start. The most vommon error is lack of communication of lack of the proper usage of communication. Second, is a weak foundation to support the relationship. Third, is honesty and trust. Forth, is respect of each other. Fifth, BOTH partners are equal in all perspectives, no dominate male or female rankings. A human is more sophisticated than any other mammal. So instead of living in a typical primate lifestyle, live in a life that reflects the human intelligence. Sixth and most important, is what love is. My view of "love" is this:

    1) I will defend my girl at all costs, even if it claims my life.

    2) I will support my girl with all my strength, no matter the costs.

    3) I will care for my girl with all of my heart, with no shame in tears.

    4) It is my main priority and destiny that my girl is always happy.

    #75 | Comment by Shy Intellectual — November 20, 2002 @ 2:24 am

  76. hmmm… Since we were comparing dicksizes — i run the greatest nation on earth, and keep a pet hamster named tony blair for pure entertainment in my arse

    …so frankly, i’m not terribly impressed with your "publishing" job… although I wasn’t sure that workgin at the local "KwickCopy" qualified as "publishing"…

    #76 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 20, 2002 @ 2:33 am

  77. ps: since it would be out of character for me not to comment on this.

    ShyIntellectual if you want to get laid in this century find your fucking balls and get close to your inner asshole.

    Trust me. There isn’t a single chick out there that REALLY wants a guy that sounds like that. That’s what GOD invented their girlfriends for…

    #77 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 20, 2002 @ 2:41 am

  78. I agree with you Shy Intellectual… except in one issue. I think all women are evil and people like you and me should forget about them and go about killing them.

    Of course thats just my point of view.

    #78 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 20, 2002 @ 4:47 am

  79. elPrezidente is absolutely right. ShyIntellectual, it has always been my experience that the worse I treat a girl (IE if I am TRYING to get rid of her)she wants me more and more. Women are fucked up that way. They know it is a bad relationship, they know they are making bad choices, and they do it anyway.

    Unfortunately, I tend to be a nice guy. I like helping people out, it makes me feel good about myself. But this gets me nowhere with the ladies.

    Think of all your typical movie/tv stereotypes. All the soap operas, Dylan on Beverly Hills 90210, Fonzie on Happy Days, on and on, the quiet, distant, brooding types or the womanizers are always the magnets for women. It is not just a cliche.

    I’m willing to bet most of the women of FUBAR do the same thing. In fact I can think of 2 or 3 right now that from what I know of their dating relationships in the past HAVE been with guys that are completely wrong for them.

    #79 | Comment by smash — November 20, 2002 @ 5:43 am

  80. "Wololo!"

    #80 | Comment by Bubba — November 20, 2002 @ 8:00 pm

  81. What is so fascinating with the anus? It’s just the exit that fecal material and other forms of solid bacteria come out. The thought of imagining someone actually contaminating themselves with someone else’s fecal matter on purpose is just sickening. I mean, for what ever pleasure it may bring you at the moment……later on it could lead to some serious bacterial infections on whatever part you used on the other person. If you have an open wound and crap I mean feces get into your blood stream damn……I don’t want to even imagine that. If you HAVE to play with a person’s waste material I would suggest that you play with their urine instead of their crap err shit um I mean feces. At least piss err urine is technically sanitary. So bottoms up……….no pun intended.

    Sorry about going off on a tangent like this. The talk about the “joys of the A-hole” was getting to me. Didn’t expect something like this would ever come out of my mouth. Guess that’s what being the shy nerd thinking about world to much can do for you.

    #81 | Comment by Shy Intellectual — November 21, 2002 @ 2:23 am

  82. hey sperm ain’t no saint in the STD department. Plenty of bacteria in the vagina, penis, lips tongue (granted – not enterobacters) What is so fascinating about the vagina? It’s just a receptacle for someone’s emmissions — (Hint – both areas are erogenous zones, whether one chooses to exercise that pleasure… or not)

    #82 | Comment by raceman — November 22, 2002 @ 12:43 pm

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