oh boy!

American Idol… Joe Millionaire… They’re becoming trashier than Jerry Springer –but the well-planned escapades are FUN! I know this info is old, but I want to make sure everyone knows of it.

Before Fox Television turned him into “Joe Millionaire,” the eligible bachelor supposedly worth $50 million, Evan Marriott earned spare change modeling skimpy briefs for a California firm specializing in revealing rubber underwear. As Buddy Holly would say, “Oh boy!” Hilarious, I say. The pictures that leave little to the imagination are here.

One of three women finalists on the hit Fox reality show “Joe Millionaire” has starred under another name in dozens of bondage and fetish films, a Web site has reported. Sarah Kozer has appeared -often bound and gagged but fully clothed – in such movies as “Hogtied” and “Helpless Heroines” under the stage name “Cindy Schubert.” The pictures are here.

Frenchie Davis was a semifinalist for American Idol 2 –until she got booted, after they discovered her past. *dun dun dun* She posed topless and appeared to be masturbating on a kiddie-porn site (which would be illegal). However, Davis was 18 at the time she posed for the photos. Nonetheless, she’s gone from the show because of this. Got opinions? Post it in the comments section. (and out of morbid curiousity, if you have her pics, post those too *wink*)

Kitana Baker is the hottie in the controversial Miller Lite commercials. She’s so “interesting” that Don Kaplan had to ask who she was in the NY Post. See her nudies here. Yeah, nuff said ’bout that.

19 thoughts on “oh boy!

  1. I thought people stopped watching FOX after ‘Married with Children’ ended.
    As for Frenchie Davis, tsk tsk, if you name a child Frenchie; then you have a good chance of getting an internet porn model.
    And; this just came to me, how weird would it be to get head from a black girl with blonde naturals?
    Would that be like, existentialism?
    I have to get rid of this Eve obssession because I totally never saw Stacy’s pic next to Eve, which is eerily symbolic, because after Eve nothing else exists for me.
    This is creeping me out in a Joe Millionaire sort of way.

    #1 | Comment by Discommode — February 15, 2003 @ 10:03 pm

  2. i only stumbled upon thesmokinggun about a week ago after doing a search for that bondage girl from joe millionaire. 😀

    i wonder if joe will choose her. i personally liked the curly haired one. whatshername? melissa? oh i dunno.

    big boobs. mmm.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — February 16, 2003 @ 1:00 am

  3. Poor Justin. Melissa’s gone. It’s down to Zora and still the bondage girl, Sarah. Married With Children was an excellent show, however, The Simpsons’ episodes were and are the reason to have a feign interest in the network that is FOX.

    #3 | Comment by Jenny — February 16, 2003 @ 2:11 am

  4. kitana baker…. *drool*

    #4 | Comment by shocker — February 16, 2003 @ 10:52 am

  5. http://www.thesmokinggun.com and http://www.fark.com are GREAT sites, aren’t they? Some people even read them as much as you seem to.

    #5 | Comment by thess — February 16, 2003 @ 12:51 pm

  6. Can somebody post or comment please? In other words, entertain me mutha fuckas!

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — February 16, 2003 @ 3:20 pm

  7. i posted. i did my part. people comment… now.

    #7 | Comment by stacia — February 16, 2003 @ 4:41 pm

  8. You could have just told us to visit The Smoking Gun and been done with it.

    #8 | Comment by Jarge — February 17, 2003 @ 6:25 pm

  9. Clipped from an earlier comment


    #9 | Comment by raceman — February 17, 2003 @ 10:44 pm

  10. Penis.

    #10 | Comment by Mike Hock — February 17, 2003 @ 10:51 pm

  11. popup posterbater

    #11 | Comment by circus city usa — February 17, 2003 @ 11:23 pm

  12. For some morbid reason I want to see Frenchie Davis’s tits?!? Maybe I’m just high and wanted a snack…

    #12 | Comment by Dave — February 17, 2003 @ 11:57 pm

  13. I want to see Frenchie also for some odd reason. I think it’s much like wanted to see a train wreck!!

    #13 | Comment by Michael Hunt — February 18, 2003 @ 12:29 pm

  14. ‘Tis a pity. Frenchie can sing like a motherfucker. I was anxious to see how the contest unfolded. She can sign leaps and bounds above the rest. That’s why they wanted her off. A big fat black chick with pink hair who possibly could have stood in the way of some other (less talented) pretty person advancing or winning the contest. I guarantee. And as we all know, all too well, I am never wrong. 😉

    #14 | Comment by embus — February 18, 2003 @ 2:57 pm

  15. I think cutting Frenchie Davis is total BULLSHIT!
    So…Fox is telling us that it’s okay to pose nude AFTER you’re a STAR, but not before!? Pahleeze!

    #15 | Comment by DreamGirl — February 27, 2003 @ 3:41 pm

  16. Does anyone know though? where those frenchie pics are?

    #16 | Comment by Jalani — April 13, 2003 @ 7:16 pm

  17. i want to see the pics that were so incredible from frenchie davis

    #17 | Comment by lee — April 27, 2003 @ 2:22 pm

  18. i want to see the pics that were so incredible from frenchie davis

    #18 | Comment by lee — April 27, 2003 @ 2:23 pm

  19. For the love of humanity! Why is it so hard to find Frenchie’s pictures?! I’ve been serching for months! Someone help me out, please!

    #19 | Comment by Humm V. — May 2, 2003 @ 8:56 pm

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