Not quite a full update

God. I should really update. But i can’t. Not yet anyway. I have a midterm later this morning at 11am. And another one on Friday at 2pm. Which is why i haven’t been able to update sooner. Been too busy studying. Anyhow, look forward to a post that:

  • makes fun of stupid people (joy!)
  • mentions my intense dislike for those stupid lesbian tatu chicks
  • includes a poll
  • introduces two new potential fubar girls (ooh!)

    …amongst other things.

    Oh and for those of you who’re new to the site, my name is Justin and i am the ringleader of this circus called fubar. I have several other people (see: floating heads near the top of the site. No, not Avril Lavigne. I wish. The other floating heads) posting here so not all of the posts you’ll see below this one are mine. Important to note. Because you wouldn’t want to be reading Thess’ post and thinking that i have a boyfriend named Shawn.

    That would be embarassing for you and for me.

    Anyway, just for the hell of it:

    Alyson Stoner.
    Little white girl in Missy Elliot work it/gossip folks video.
    Bachelorette Trista bikini pics.

    No, those aren’t supposed to be links but trust me, they will serve a purpose in a few days time. *grin*

    But for now, go check out the archives. Or visit the message boards. There’s always something crazy going on in there.

    Or you could try visiting these other fine sites:

    Spy MagazineMindless ConformityApechild


  • 24 thoughts on “Not quite a full update

    1. Haha, I have the second comment!

      #1 | Comment by Bubba — February 19, 2003 @ 2:33 am

    2. First! Sorry, I’m just a really slow typist.

      I’m with Jamlink, except I haven’t gotten much of anything done in the last two months, except for winning my little piece of litigation with Affleck (which was why I went offline around Halloween). I don’t have the time to keep up on the boards, which is why I largely stick to the comment boards, unless I’ve got an eight-paragraph opinion on something or other that’s being discussed on the message boards, as was the case tonight. And, in those cases, I don’t end up updating my own website, which makes me feel bad for my three loyal readers.

      Anyway, I suggested to Justin a way in which he should (re)introduce the readers to the various editors, but he might get in trouble with his girlfriend, so he probably won’t. If he doesn’t, I’ll let everyone know what I said in that comment, but that’s assuming I don’t have a coronary after seeing Trista bikini-pics.

      #2 | Comment by Umgawa — February 19, 2003 @ 2:33 am

    3. Umgawa-

      Is there a good summation of your issues with Affleck somewhere? Link if so, if not, care to explain in detail? What did BenLo sue you for? What were his ‘terms’ what was he offended over?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

      #3 | Comment by smash — February 19, 2003 @ 6:07 am

    4. Dude those chicks in Tatu are hot as fck and their bi not lessie, they both got boyfriends atm. That burnette is especially hot.

      #4 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 19, 2003 @ 10:29 am

    5. those chicks in Tatu are jailbait are they not? 15 or 16 years of age? russian though… gotta like that

      #5 | Comment by tom — February 19, 2003 @ 10:52 am

    6. Lene rocks my socks.

      #6 | Comment by Kingolf — February 19, 2003 @ 12:14 pm

    7. Second comment since I know by the time I finish typing this someone will have already put one up before me.

      Have been thinking about sabotaging this site and putting it back off line after the realization that I got a lot of work done during those two months. How some of you have time to keep up with the site and boards are beyond me. I get the occassional Board comment in, but some of you must be getting paid to comment. What’s up Justin? Where’s my dough huh?

      *Holding breath waiting for Justin’s post tomorrow with all of the cool stuff*

      And you thought this comment would have nothing to do with the post. HA! I’ve lost it, going to get back to work now.

      #7 | Comment by Jamlink — February 19, 2003 @ 12:45 pm

    8. Yay a (semi)update. Our (or at least my) prayers have been answered! And uh two new FUBAR girls? I know TheFelinePunk is one but who’s mysterious number two?? hmm….

      #8 | Comment by huh — February 19, 2003 @ 12:59 pm

    9. I have a sick feeling #2 is Affleck.

      #9 | Comment by Seriously — February 19, 2003 @ 1:23 pm

    10. When push comes to shove, what you need most is a juicy cum bar.

      #10 | Comment by yikes — February 19, 2003 @ 5:04 pm

    11. When push comes to shove, what you need most is a juicy cum bar.

      #11 | Comment by yikes — February 19, 2003 @ 5:05 pm

    12. Perhaps you missed this:

      *Clicking multiple times will leave multiple comments. And making you look like a fucking moron in the process.

      #12 | Comment by Jamlink — February 19, 2003 @ 5:36 pm

    13. yikes

      #13 | Comment by me — February 19, 2003 @ 8:05 pm

    14. post it already

      #14 | Comment by bligityblah — February 19, 2003 @ 8:55 pm

    15. Justin, I hope ya did well on midterms. Looking forward to the next post!

      #15 | Comment by Amor — February 19, 2003 @ 9:08 pm

    16. A friend of mine emailed me the other day to say "Rent a car and drive to the desert thats it and drink eat cheap plates of steak look at those tits."
      Neither of the chicks from TATU make me feel that way, however Russian or lesbian they may be.

      #16 | Comment by matt — February 19, 2003 @ 10:01 pm

    17. hell, i don’t have time to post often on the boards either. i can barely keep up with the active threads and i always seem to miss something somewhere and not find it until its too late.

      i got nothing done in the last two months and now that the site is back up, i get a new job and have to start returning to a normal schedule. damn it all to hell.

      and inspite of this, i will be here tomorrow nite reading the new post. and probably a few threads here and there. and then on the weekend…watch out!!!!

      #17 | Comment by gabdabary — February 19, 2003 @ 11:04 pm

    18. Smash-

      For a full explanation of what exactly I think of Affleck, you’d have to read the entirety of my webpage, including both archives and the sprawling review of Pearl Harbor. If you want to know about the litigation, hit my homepage (which, thanks to Justin, can be found by clicking Affleck’s head amongst the Fubar girls; I just find that ironic) and read the February 15 post a little bit down the page.

      And, if you want to know EXACTLY why it is that his lawyers thought they could muscle me, they wanted me to take down this particular page because they felt it was attempted character assassination, libel, and about eight other legal terms:

      *sigh* I still say that’s probably about the most clever thing I’ve ever done in my life… now I’m just hoping I can get my DVD-ROM drive back online so I can go back to ‘capping stuff for my page.

      #18 | Comment by Umgawa — February 20, 2003 @ 12:09 pm

    19. Umgawa-

      Not to discredit you, but that’s it??!??!? It isn’t even THAT funny. What a bunch of fucknuts. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses (to mis-quote Jay and Bob Strike Back)

      #19 | Comment by smash — February 20, 2003 @ 9:57 pm

    20. Um…borah! –

      I actually read that miserable diatribe you call entertainment, and quite frankly I’m calling my laywers to sue you for the 5 minutes of my life I’d like to have back… I would too, if I didn’t know that attaching your future earnings for the next 60 years is hardly going to net me more than $1.50.

      Here’s a hint sparky. Stick to washing dishes for a living. Comedy is out of your reach…

      #20 | Comment by JesusChrist — February 21, 2003 @ 5:35 am

    21. And you know about that comedy being out of reach thing, don’t you?

      #21 | Comment by Seriously — February 21, 2003 @ 6:56 am

    22. Jesus Christ, somebody actually missed you?!?

      #22 | Comment by Kingolf — February 21, 2003 @ 8:13 am

    23. "And you know about that comedy being out of reach thing, don’t you?"

      SERIOUSLY — I may be slow, but if reading dozens your knee-slapper posts has taught me anything, than its that.

      #23 | Comment by JesusChrist — February 21, 2003 @ 2:59 pm

    24. Now that was funny.

      #24 | Comment by Seriously — February 21, 2003 @ 5:19 pm

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