Bubba and i were talking about Avril again. We talk about Avril a lot.
psykotik2k: my avril icon is better than yours
TehBubba: i like this one that looks like she just got kicked in the nutties.
TehBubba: because she’s so punk.
psykotik2k: i’d like to punk her up her cooch
TehBubba: indeed.
TehBubba: she’d make that face when i crawled up inside of her. she shall become my new suit of woman.
psykotik2k: i dont think she’d fit you
TehBubba: true, she’s a little short. =\
TehBubba: i’ll just stick my arm up in her then….make her my lil avril puppet.
psykotik2k: make her give me a blow job
psykotik2k: and then do a little strip tease
TehBubba: that would be awesome…
psykotik2k: and then make her get on top of me
TehBubba: whoa there, keep your winking pang away from my arm.
psykotik2k: my winking pang wants avril pussy
TehBubba: i guess i can hold her from the back. might take a bit of stretching…but it can be done.
psykotik2k: i bet she has pokey nipples
psykotik2k: like natalie portman
psykotik2k: nah
psykotik2k: on second thought
psykotik2k: her boobs are quite round
psykotik2k: though small
psykotik2k: so they cant be pokey
Yadda yadda yadda. By the way, winking pang means penis.
Anyhow, the point of this post, is that one of my readers recently made a song dedicated to Avril’s ass crack. It’s worth a listen.
You can download the minute long MP3 here. It’s only 915k. Written by Mr. Brandt Cooley. Good stuff.
Visit his site to listen to his other stuff. It’s all good.
psykotik2k: do you think avril would have a sweaty ass crack?
TehBubba: i would think so. i have a sweaty ass crack as well. tis hot. =(
psykotik2k: ew
whoo-hoo…first comment 🙂
For someone who is punk and doesn’t care about her image, Avril doesn’t look too bad in that bikini picture…
Wonder how Avril would describe what she’d want to do in response to the guys she’d want to tap? 😉
#1 | Comment by Becca — August 17, 2003 @ 9:05 pm
I wonder who actually cares.
#2 | Comment by Susan — August 17, 2003 @ 10:49 pm
avril has a nice body. i’m jealous.
#3 | Comment by liz — August 18, 2003 @ 12:28 pm
Argh, when did your site go back up Justin? I’ve been staring at a blank badinagoodway for months :D. thx for the new link.
#4 | Comment by MyKe — August 20, 2003 @ 7:27 am
bandwidth exceeded >:O
#5 | Comment by radish01001 — August 20, 2003 @ 8:10 am
Nice to see the site is back after its 2-day or so hiatus…I think I prefer Justin’s Avril buddy icon better. 😀
#6 | Comment by Becca — August 20, 2003 @ 8:22 am
oops i did it again. tee hee.
remind me not to ever do that again please.
celeb porn (i.e playboy pics) = bandwidth rape
#7 | Comment by Justin — August 20, 2003 @ 8:24 am
well if you’re never doing it again – make sure you let me know with a message if you have neat pictures like those.
#8 | Comment by radish01001 — August 20, 2003 @ 11:37 am
I wonder if Avril will have sex to me? Probably not, I wonder if that one Avril look-a-like will have sex to me? Teh Bubba will have sex to me, he said so.
#9 | Comment by pangwinking — August 20, 2003 @ 11:45 am
I did say that, didn’t I? Hmm, only if you pick me up and take me to the Olive Garden. Ooh, or Red Lobster! Deal!?
I doubt Avril would ever have sex with me, but rape isn’t out of the question…
#10 | Comment by Bubba — August 20, 2003 @ 11:57 am
Yes, Red Lobster it is. Now drop your pants and have tons of sex to me!
#11 | Comment by pangwinking — August 20, 2003 @ 1:00 pm
After I eat…
#12 | Comment by Bubba — August 20, 2003 @ 1:03 pm
speaking of which, the avril lookalike girl emailed me yesterday asking what was up with my site (i still havent told her about my new URL. hee). should i tell her? what if she reads that post i made about her? she might feel bad because all you guys were hatin’ on her looks! but admit it, avril-y or not, you’d still bone her if you had the chance.
hows about it winking pang?
#13 | Comment by Justin — August 20, 2003 @ 1:07 pm
Go ahead and tell her. Hey, if it makes her feel any better….I’d bone her. =\
#14 | Comment by Bubba — August 20, 2003 @ 1:36 pm
both of the icons blow big floppy donkey dick
#15 | Comment by Will — August 20, 2003 @ 3:35 pm
Bubba gettin’ the action…..
#16 | Comment by grud — August 20, 2003 @ 6:12 pm
I’d bone her…After I bone Teh Bubba.
#17 | Comment by pangwinking — August 20, 2003 @ 11:17 pm
Gay.
#18 | Comment by Bubba — August 21, 2003 @ 3:01 am