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by radish01001 — October 17, 2003 @
12:39 pm
me and bubba like to call him dad.
happy birthday dad!
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by Justin — October 17, 2003 @
12:52 pm
Sweet, I’m not the old man!!!
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by bligityblah — October 17, 2003 @
12:59 pm
Amy, I should just stop coming here so you can be the old fucker around here!
BTW- If I’m Dad, are you Mom?
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by smash — October 17, 2003 @
2:16 pm
Happy birthday grandpa.
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by Kingolf — October 17, 2003 @
6:51 pm
The 30’s are the best time of your life. If you manage to not get married before then, you could have the time of your life. All the girls in their 20’s are enthralled by guys in their 30’s because we have more sexual experience and stable jobs, in most cases. Most of the guys in the gym are in their 30’s trying to preserve the youth that is fading, another good reason for chicks to dig guys in their 30’s.
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by Scott — October 17, 2003 @
8:45 pm
30 isn’t that old, don’t be sad dude. Think of it as a new era in smashyness; wiser, sexier, more content, more gooder than when you were only 29. Think of all of the things that you’ve done, and how much more fun you will have before you die, inevitably as everyone will eventually. You have AT LEAST 30 more years before you are dead. Probalby more like 50! Then when you are 80 we can all polka and play cards and smoke cigars and fart uncontrollably as old men do.
You are like a fine wine, you improve with age my man. Don’t forget that! I’m proud of you ya unclefucker!
Well, I was going to wish you a happy un-birthday, but doggone it.
Today just isn’t the day for that I guess.
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by Seriously — October 18, 2003 @
8:53 am
Don’t worry Smash, 30 isn’t that old…Eminem is turning 31 this month, and he’s still hotter than all hell…Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray is like 35 by now, and he’s starting to age but also still hot…
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by Becca — October 18, 2003 @
10:30 am
Becca-
Eminem turned 31 today. He’s one year older than I am exactly. And we are both from Warren, MI. Freaky.
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by smash — October 18, 2003 @
10:31 am
Smash-
You’re from Warren? No wonder you’re so spiteful…
(heh)
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by Stink — October 18, 2003 @
10:43 am
Happy Birthday.
Mannnnn 30 is fucked up, now you gotta know shit like your favourite bordeaux,chardonnay and chianti.
You gotta have a favourite suit.
You gotta have vacation stories.
You can’t ride bicycles anymore.
You can’t sit at the back of the movie theatre.
You have to read the newspaper from the front.
You have to ask women to dance instead of just rubbing up on them and grunting.
And worst of all, you can’t fuck anymore, you have to make love….
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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by Discommode — October 18, 2003 @
11:18 am
pop ups should be all gone now. forgot to get rid of the stupid users online script on all the entry pages. my bad!
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by Justin — October 18, 2003 @
11:20 am
Whatever. No presents either. Get used to it.
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by n8jjo — October 18, 2003 @
12:19 pm
Smash, did you ever run into Marshall Mathers(aka Eminem) when growing up? Doubtful you did, but figured I couldn’t lose anything asking…
Hey! If it’s Eminem’s birthday too, why isn’t he being mentioned on this site? >:O I mean, even that Alison Lohman person had her birthday mentioned! Just a thought…
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by Becca — October 18, 2003 @
2:22 pm
Becca – It’s how Amy figured out my birthday…(bitch)…I once mentioned we shared a b-day. The memory on her! Stink – no, never met him that I am aware of. Warren is the 3rd largest city in Michigan (by population or at least was 5 years ago, not sure if it is still). And no, I didn’t grow up near 8 Mile. I actually spent most of my life growing up around 12 Mile and live near 14 Mile now.
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by smash — October 18, 2003 @
3:21 pm
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by smash — October 18, 2003 @
4:38 pm
Remember, drink plenty of prune juice so that you don’t get clogged up.
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by P. Orno Rocks — October 19, 2003 @
4:33 am
smash-
I wasn’t necessarily referring to ‘him’ – his spite is contrived anyway…
NOW – if he grew up in Garden City, THEN I’d understand easily. I’d be pretty angry about that too -snick-
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by Stink — October 19, 2003 @
12:24 pm
yeah, happy birthday… who cares???!!! i just wanted to be the first in comments 😉
*sigh* it’s been a long time
no really, happy birthday
#1 | Comment by vhw — October 17, 2003 @ 12:39 pm
Here’s a good post.
30. Wow. Old.
Sorry.
🙁
#2 | Comment by radish01001 — October 17, 2003 @ 12:39 pm
me and bubba like to call him dad.
happy birthday dad!
#3 | Comment by Justin — October 17, 2003 @ 12:52 pm
Sweet, I’m not the old man!!!
#4 | Comment by bligityblah — October 17, 2003 @ 12:59 pm
Amy, I should just stop coming here so you can be the old fucker around here!
BTW- If I’m Dad, are you Mom?
#5 | Comment by smash — October 17, 2003 @ 2:16 pm
Happy birthday grandpa.
#6 | Comment by Kingolf — October 17, 2003 @ 6:51 pm
The 30’s are the best time of your life. If you manage to not get married before then, you could have the time of your life. All the girls in their 20’s are enthralled by guys in their 30’s because we have more sexual experience and stable jobs, in most cases. Most of the guys in the gym are in their 30’s trying to preserve the youth that is fading, another good reason for chicks to dig guys in their 30’s.
#7 | Comment by Scott — October 17, 2003 @ 8:45 pm
Happy Birthday. [insert lame "Old Man" joke]
#8 | Comment by matt — October 17, 2003 @ 8:51 pm
Happy birthday you great big lobstrocity!! Never thought you’d make it to 30…
#9 | Comment by erosion — October 18, 2003 @ 1:33 am
30 isn’t that old, don’t be sad dude. Think of it as a new era in smashyness; wiser, sexier, more content, more gooder than when you were only 29. Think of all of the things that you’ve done, and how much more fun you will have before you die, inevitably as everyone will eventually. You have AT LEAST 30 more years before you are dead. Probalby more like 50! Then when you are 80 we can all polka and play cards and smoke cigars and fart uncontrollably as old men do.
You are like a fine wine, you improve with age my man. Don’t forget that! I’m proud of you ya unclefucker!
#10 | Comment by grymmjack — October 18, 2003 @ 1:52 am
Happy birthday! Have a good birthday!
#11 | Comment by grud — October 18, 2003 @ 2:36 am
Oh, is anyone else getting all these annoying fucking pop-ups when they come to FUBAR?!?!
#12 | Comment by grud — October 18, 2003 @ 2:37 am
Grud-
Yeah bitch at Mullet-Man like I have been.
#13 | Comment by smash — October 18, 2003 @ 5:08 am
Happy Birthday Smash!
30…Kind of makes you look at Lifetime memberships and start to wonder whether they are really such a good deal.
#14 | Comment by AKApostal — October 18, 2003 @ 6:18 am
If I’m Dad, are you Mom?
What are you talking about? I’m 18. Or rather I was 18 not that long ago. …. when Kurt Cobain was still alive.
#15 | Comment by Amy — October 18, 2003 @ 6:43 am
Well, I was going to wish you a happy un-birthday, but doggone it.
Today just isn’t the day for that I guess.
#16 | Comment by Seriously — October 18, 2003 @ 8:53 am
Don’t worry Smash, 30 isn’t that old…Eminem is turning 31 this month, and he’s still hotter than all hell…Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray is like 35 by now, and he’s starting to age but also still hot…
#17 | Comment by Becca — October 18, 2003 @ 10:30 am
Becca-
Eminem turned 31 today. He’s one year older than I am exactly. And we are both from Warren, MI. Freaky.
#18 | Comment by smash — October 18, 2003 @ 10:31 am
Smash-
You’re from Warren? No wonder you’re so spiteful…
(heh)
#19 | Comment by Stink — October 18, 2003 @ 10:43 am
Happy Birthday.
Mannnnn 30 is fucked up, now you gotta know shit like your favourite bordeaux,chardonnay and chianti.
You gotta have a favourite suit.
You gotta have vacation stories.
You can’t ride bicycles anymore.
You can’t sit at the back of the movie theatre.
You have to read the newspaper from the front.
You have to ask women to dance instead of just rubbing up on them and grunting.
And worst of all, you can’t fuck anymore, you have to make love….
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh!
#20 | Comment by Discommode — October 18, 2003 @ 11:18 am
pop ups should be all gone now. forgot to get rid of the stupid users online script on all the entry pages. my bad!
#21 | Comment by Justin — October 18, 2003 @ 11:20 am
Whatever. No presents either. Get used to it.
#22 | Comment by n8jjo — October 18, 2003 @ 12:19 pm
Smash, did you ever run into Marshall Mathers(aka Eminem) when growing up? Doubtful you did, but figured I couldn’t lose anything asking…
Hey! If it’s Eminem’s birthday too, why isn’t he being mentioned on this site? >:O I mean, even that Alison Lohman person had her birthday mentioned! Just a thought…
#23 | Comment by Becca — October 18, 2003 @ 2:22 pm
Becca – It’s how Amy figured out my birthday…(bitch)…I once mentioned we shared a b-day. The memory on her! Stink – no, never met him that I am aware of. Warren is the 3rd largest city in Michigan (by population or at least was 5 years ago, not sure if it is still). And no, I didn’t grow up near 8 Mile. I actually spent most of my life growing up around 12 Mile and live near 14 Mile now.
#24 | Comment by smash — October 18, 2003 @ 3:21 pm
mmmmmm… Smash just called me a bitch.
In parenthesis, but it is there.
#25 | Comment by Amy — October 18, 2003 @ 3:43 pm
You love it!
#26 | Comment by smash — October 18, 2003 @ 4:38 pm
Remember, drink plenty of prune juice so that you don’t get clogged up.
#27 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — October 19, 2003 @ 4:33 am
smash-
I wasn’t necessarily referring to ‘him’ – his spite is contrived anyway…
NOW – if he grew up in Garden City, THEN I’d understand easily. I’d be pretty angry about that too -snick-
#28 | Comment by Stink — October 19, 2003 @ 12:24 pm