Today is Halloween!
Here’s a pumpkin to set the mood.
So i somehow ended up at WORLDOFBRITNEY.COM again (this always happens every couple of months or so, i don’t know how) and there was this article about how Britney’s like all “THERE WILL BE NO MORE TOPLESS PHOTOS OF ME (honest)!”.
I’m sure most of you have seen the photos. And if you haven’t you can find them here over at apechild.com.
Anyhow, here’s that article:
Britney Spears hasn’t exactly been shy lately. She’s appeared topless on the cover of Rolling Stone and British Elle magazines and bottomless on the cover of Esquire.
But after taking it all off for the suggestive pictures, the 21-year-old pop star says she plans to put it all back on – at least for now. “I did feel kind of weird after those photos,” Spears tells Newsweek magazine for its Nov. 3 issue, referring to the Esquire cover on which she wears nothing but a white sweater and high heels.
“I was in a moment. I had, like, eight Red Bulls and said, ‘OK, let’s do it.’ I learned my lesson and you won’t see me like that for a while. I’m kinda over it myself. Not that it’s dirty or tacky, but it is really revealing and I wouldn’t want my kid, at 21, to be dressing like that.”
Spears also says she swore off dating for a while after her very public breakup with Justin Timberlake. She says she’s still not involved with anyone, despite reports that she hooked up with a married backup dancer.
“There was a time when I was like, ‘OK, I’m over men. They’re mean,'” she says. “For like six months, not a single thing happened. Not like they weren’t drawn to me, but there wasn’t a single real attraction. I’m like, ‘What’s happening? I know I’m not a lesbian.'”
“HOOOOOOO!!”
They (Britney’s boobs) look pretty suspicious. I vote implants. Tasteful, very well done implants. You realize that 1000 years from now that archeaologists will dig in California’s graveyards and find little in graves but silicone, plastic chin lifts, and other assorted surgical byproducts.
#1 | Comment by grud — October 31, 2003 @ 1:09 am
BTW-
Britney has admitted to having sex with Justin Timberlake.
#2 | Comment by smash — October 31, 2003 @ 1:18 am
funny post.
there’s a flash about britney’s breasts done by LiquidGeneration.
#3 | Comment by radish01001 — October 31, 2003 @ 1:25 am
If only she’d admit to porking Durst…
#4 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 31, 2003 @ 1:51 am
Fucking Hacksaw.
#5 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — October 31, 2003 @ 1:53 am
no…if only she’d admit to me porking her!!
#6 | Comment by bligityblah — October 31, 2003 @ 2:04 am
Britney should stop doing interviews. She has an 11 years olds grasp of the English language. She makes herself look foolish. Instead, she should be naked more.
#7 | Comment by Phil — October 31, 2003 @ 3:15 am
Obviously there’s a huge difrence in time between the Dominican Republic and Brunei (Which no doubt any shoe shine boy could have told you and I have absolutly no reason of pointing out…) seeing how its already october 31st there while i’m still stuck in boring old 30th…
#8 | Comment by Guizhang — October 31, 2003 @ 3:17 am
I think britanny is f#cking hot. I don’t care if she sings good or bad, has implants, screwed durst, screwed all the back street boys….it just doesn’t matter. I am not judging her personality, i have never met the chick, so that would be impossible, but as far as looks go…….goddam beautiful!
#9 | Comment by Scott — October 31, 2003 @ 3:17 am
is it normal for someone to know all these sites?
is Justin an abnormal person?
these are the questions I ask myself when he constantly produces these links.
#10 | Comment by Discommode — October 31, 2003 @ 4:12 am
Oh what I would give to stick my penis inside that bitch’s beaver…dear god…Only if she wouldn’t dress like some a complete fucking moron in her videos or on the award shows, pisses me off. I still want to fuck her…fuck her in every one of her goddamn holes. That’s right you mother fuckers…I said it, what? 😀
#11 | Comment by pangwinking — October 31, 2003 @ 4:28 am
Ok, since I’m hard of learning… did she pose nude at all, or is this just refering to the Esquire Spread, et al?
The girl at my local starbucks looks exactly like Britney, ‘cept she’s about 2 years younger. I know what you’re thinking – "Sure she sorta looks like Britney…". No. You guys know how picky I am…. this girl is like a DNA mold…
#12 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 31, 2003 @ 5:36 am
hi, this is for that amy bitch who said she is upset people like me are alive…..
libby taped herself naked you dumb whore…..its her fault, period. I have no sypathy for stupid people. You need to think of the repercusions of your actions in anything you do.
and in closing.
fuck off.
#13 | Comment by vass — October 31, 2003 @ 12:27 pm
sorry the rest of you had to see that, i thought it a better chance of her seeing it here.
#14 | Comment by vass — October 31, 2003 @ 12:29 pm
Vass needs more therapy than Bubba…
#15 | Comment by bligityblah — October 31, 2003 @ 12:31 pm
Britney’s breasts…there was a site that I found that did a picture by picture comparasion of them…I shall see if I can refind.
#16 | Comment by smash — October 31, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Britney.html
here’s one!
#17 | Comment by Justin — October 31, 2003 @ 12:51 pm
only tonight my friend
#18 | Comment by vass — October 31, 2003 @ 1:21 pm
I definitely would have seen it if you emailed me.
But I guess you really needed everyone to see that, didn’t you?
Did you just call me a dumb whore?
It’s easier to get under my skin if you insult me in a way that slightly resembles truth. Click my name, drop me a line. I’ll tell you the kind of shit that would bother me.
#19 | Comment by Amy — October 31, 2003 @ 1:26 pm
Actually, NOW you can click my name.
Otherwise you’ll just wind up on my web site.
I look forward to hearing your thoughts and opinions.
#20 | Comment by Amy — October 31, 2003 @ 1:30 pm
Amy isn’t a whore? Why do I visit her site then?
#21 | Comment by matt — October 31, 2003 @ 1:57 pm
I like Vass.
#22 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 31, 2003 @ 2:23 pm
Why aren’t you banned yet?
Justin?
#23 | Comment by Kingolf — October 31, 2003 @ 2:34 pm
You need to stop obsessing about me. I know you’re into guys, but please, I really don’t go that way.
#24 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 31, 2003 @ 2:52 pm
You need to stop obsessing about me. I know you’re into guys, but please, I really don’t go that way.
Posted by sexcrazedweasel – 2:52pm October 31, 2003
Fuck-ing-A…learn to say something that actually resembles an inteligent insult you douche bag, I swear to christ, I want nothing more than to beat you’r goddamn skull in with a leg of lamb…then I shal cook said piece of lamb and eat it…but that besides the point. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you..no insult can ever express the deep down hate I feel for you and you’r whole motherfucking family. Die, die slow, die fast, die peaceful, die painful…I couln’t care less, I want you off the face of this fucking earth, period.
#25 | Comment by pangwinking — November 1, 2003 @ 4:17 pm
*Clicking multiple times will leave multiple comments. And making you look like a fucking moron in the process.
The pre-pubescent quality of your "insult" didn’t help things, either.
#26 | Comment by zant — November 1, 2003 @ 4:51 pm
To clear things up, I wasn’t going for an "insult" rather than the expression of my aparent hate for that peon.
#27 | Comment by pangwinking — November 1, 2003 @ 4:56 pm
And to clear things up on my end, I was talking to weasel 🙂
#28 | Comment by zant — November 2, 2003 @ 2:30 am
*sigh*…I lose
#29 | Comment by pangwinking — November 2, 2003 @ 4:36 am
Anything negative that I have to say about Britney has already been said. I promise that the day she writes a story about her life I will buy it just so that I have 30 minutes of true demeaning comedy.
#30 | Comment by eve — November 2, 2003 @ 4:56 am
Hasn’t Briteny already written like 5 books about her life?
#31 | Comment by pangwinking — November 2, 2003 @ 6:00 am
PANG.
"I swear to christ, I want nothing more than to beat you’r goddamn skull in with a leg of lamb…then I shal cook said piece of lamb and eat it…"
Someday, I too, shall be THIS intelligent. Until then you will have to put up with my terribly "pedestrian" postings.
We all can dream. I’d say you’re a fucking ‘tard, but I think after reading you’re post that is redundant. Isn’t it?
ZANT.
I’ve posted enough here, where you might conclude that I might understand the concept of the "Post Comment" button. [insert another one of your infantile remarks here] So I think the logical conclusion would be that the site acted up. Of course, that would be giving me too much credit. Can’t have that, can we.
Oh. One more thing. For fuck’s sake, get a life.
#32 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 2, 2003 @ 9:39 am
Die motherucker, die.
#33 | Comment by pangwinking — November 2, 2003 @ 9:48 am
Fuck me…typo…I lose again.
#34 | Comment by pangwinking — November 2, 2003 @ 9:48 am
Well, considering my ineptitude to distinguish "YOU’RE" from "YOUR" – I’d say you’re in the lead.
#35 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 2, 2003 @ 10:26 am
wow, i didnt get flamed like crazy. NiCE.
#36 | Comment by vass — November 2, 2003 @ 2:19 pm
I like how everyone here (myself included) seems to insist on labelling each other juvenile or a synonym thereof.
Look, weasel, its apparent you’re a fairly intelligent person. That counts for something. I guess. You should be fairly capable of realizing that in arguments people don’t really care to utilize logic. Kind of like "get a life." Not very much of my lifestyle can really be derived from my posts here, now can it? So pretty much everyone is guilty. It’s the Internet.
And pangwanking wins, as far as post quality/simplicity goes.
#37 | Comment by zant — November 2, 2003 @ 4:16 pm
Oh, and vass, no one knows who you are, as far as I know, outside of Amy. So no one cares (as far as I know). I don’t.
#38 | Comment by zant — November 2, 2003 @ 4:17 pm
EVE!!!
If you buy that book…then she wins.
Britney may or may not be that bright, but her agents probably are, and they have to have taken into account the irony factor.
#39 | Comment by Seriously — November 3, 2003 @ 11:27 pm
Actually, I win.
Pangwinkin’; Remember, never argue with idiots: They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with: experience.
#40 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2003 @ 8:53 pm
Ps,
Ps stands for "Post Scriptum."
#41 | Comment by Kingolf — November 4, 2003 @ 8:54 pm