In case you were wondering, this is the supposed HARDEST TONGUE-TWISTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:
The sixth sick Sheik’s sixth sheep is sick.
So there, I had a purpose, and am not *completely* crazy. Heh.
::burp:: ate too many fiji apples. It’s good stuff, grown to perfection, and good for a meal or two (or three). I only hope that it retains the crispy freshness and flavorful aroma it had going in when it goes out. That would be cool.
Go to AtomFilms.com. I order you to. In case you peons don’t know what that is, it’s a place that shows small movies. A lot of small movies. Movies like In God We Trust, a cool-ass movie about redemption against a system that tries to take you down. Movies like Wheelchair Rebecca, a sick and twisted movie. Hee hee. And finally, movies like Gulp, which is actually an inplausible and insulting movie about saving a FISH. However, the one redeeming quality is that it contains a song called “Fishy Friend” at the end, which goes like this:
“Fishy Friend”
Where oh where is my fishy friend?
Are you scared out there,in the great big sea?
I’d like you to know that ever since you left
I havent had even a bite of… sushi.
Where are you now??
Did you join a school?
And did you rise, to the head of your class?
Did you spawn? Did you fall in love?
Are you male or female?!? Oh i never even asked!
You understood me!
Maybe because I am a Pisces
and like orange.
I thought we’d never be apart.
The other day
I thought I saw you swimming in my pool!
But it turned out to be a cheeto…
and it broke my heart.
If you come back to me…
I’d treat you real good.
And never, ever make you swim in LA Tapwater.
And every single day of the rest of your fishy life,
I’d treat you like you were my (depending on your sex)
son or daughter….
FISHY FISHY FISHHHHH
You know you want to watch it now. 🙂
Whilst walking around town today, I realized that there are a lot of fuckin’ roadkill around. Gross roadkill. Eek.
I feel so let down by the title: "Gulp"
#1 | Comment by bligityblah — November 18, 2003 @ 5:43 am
omg was that blatant ford focus PRODUCT PLACEMENT i just saw in gulp?
man, they have product placement in everything these days. btw, got see the new looney tunes movie for a great product placement joke.
#2 | Comment by Justin — November 18, 2003 @ 6:00 am
Just curious … is there really such a thing as a "fiji" apple or did you mean "fuji"?
And I really don’t need a report on the apple’s "crispy freshness and flavorful aroma" coming out. Thanks though!
#3 | Comment by Smartass — November 18, 2003 @ 6:21 am
fiji? fuji? my bad. (i think) oops.
#4 | Comment by stacia — November 18, 2003 @ 7:42 am
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/paristapesuit1.html
the paris hilton tape is 27 minutes long
#5 | Comment by fromagex — November 18, 2003 @ 9:25 am
Seriously, whats with the shitty posts latley? There hasnt been one worth reading or looking at since the shannon doherty pictures, and even they werent that great. Maybe the paris hilton one would be worth watching but my computer is a peice of shit. So seriously please post something worth looking at or maybe something funny or worth reading like a movie review or something, god……
#6 | Comment by Wraith — November 18, 2003 @ 11:49 am
Anyone out there catch WWE RAW tonight? Lame show as usual, but one part sticks out in my mind. That would be the part where the camera was right on Jackie Gayda’s nipple. Hehe, total nipple slip on RAW! The rest of the show was kinda crappy, as usual. Anyone else catch it?
Oh and by the way Stacia, I have noticed lots of road kill around too? Are animals going suicidal for some reason?
#7 | Comment by Xened — November 18, 2003 @ 12:54 pm
speaking of fish…
#8 | Comment by aaron — November 18, 2003 @ 1:01 pm
wow, i don’t know what rock you’ve been under wraith but aside from the requisite filler posts, there have been tons of great posts and comments being posted up ever since the stupid shannen doherty pics (which i might want to remind you killed the site for a while) so for one thing i’m glad that the site isn’t down yet again because of some dumb post with just pictures in them and no real entertainment value. if you want some nice pictures to look at and probably wank off to, here you go http://sublimedirectory.com lots of ‘entertaining posts’ there. i’ll be staying here for the good reads.
#9 | Comment by aaron — November 18, 2003 @ 1:37 pm
Wraith is FUBAR’s Special Ed, don’t mind him.
#10 | Comment by bligityblah — November 18, 2003 @ 1:42 pm
two aarons? one wanks to porn?
shit.
#11 | Comment by aaron — November 18, 2003 @ 4:16 pm
time to use my moniker.
hey wraith, the site banner is worth enough to visit daily.
#12 | Comment by scentless — November 18, 2003 @ 4:20 pm
Well, Wraith, I don’t know. I actually don’t have a problem with the posts.
You seem overly angry about this.
#13 | Comment by Seriously — November 19, 2003 @ 7:07 am
Come on, its the same as it always is, we hang around for a decent Justin post and in the meantime have to put up with his little beeyatches "ordering" us "peons" to read whatever drivel they feel like spouting at the time.
I just thank God Thess seems to have shut the hell up, even if Justin wanted her babies
#14 | Comment by Filbert — November 20, 2003 @ 2:01 am