House of DOOM!

None of the following is relevant to anything in any way, shape, or form whatsoever. I didn’t even put in the effort to try and make it interesting and/or comedic. Why? Because I’m hungry, bored, and my fingers just want to push on the little buttons….they’re just so cuuute! Reee!

So I was thinking. I was thinking about how my life is such a void: I get up, I eat, I listen to music, I play games, I go to sleep…eventually; not necessarily in that order, but that’s about all I do. The only good thing is that it’s driving me crazy, and it’s making me want to change something. Of course I have no idea what I’m going to change, or when I’m going to change it. I usually compare life to the game Diablo to make more sense, but since I’m hungry I’ll compare it to food. I want to do something, but I have no idea what. It’s like what just happened to me a few minutes ago: I was hungry for something, but I wasn’t really sure what; I looked in the fridge, but I couldn’t find the thing that I was looking for. Sure I could have just grabbed anything and ate it, but that’s not what I was really looking for. I, being the stubborn fool that I am, closed the fridge and didn’t get anything to eat at all….even though I’m probably going to die from lack of sustenance. You can apply that exact same thing to my life: I have no idea what I want to do, so I do nothing. It’s something I really need to work on, but I’m not quite sure how. Trial and error seems to be my best bet…I dunno. I think I’m going to go ahead and blame my house. Yeah…I think I shall. My house is a shithole, and I am a product of my enviornment. It definitely has this sort of ‘aura of laziness’…or something. Once you step inside, you don’t want to do anything….for nothing matters anymore. I either need to get out of here, or change everything about this house. My brother’s friends will bring people over, people that have never been here before, and they feel right at home…or maybe even more comfortable. I’m sure people walk in and think “Hey, from the looks of it, I doubt anybody here would give a shit if I did this…*insert anything that can be done here*” …and we probably wouldn’t. It’s just how we are. Because if you walk into this house, it will swallow your SOUL! Curse you house! CURSE YOOOOOOOOU!!!

Why do you care? You don’t. Why did I write it? Because I can, and I fucking hate the Wonder Years. I hate it so very…very much.

1. It’s just a stupid TV show, and nobody should care about it.
2. It’s a fucking OLD…TV show.
3. It was also a SHITTY…TV show.

Now, to answer the whole “kevin was such a dumbass to turn down MADELINE ADAMS just so he could be with fucking winnie cooper.” deal. Well, it’d make sense if he was in ‘love’ and whatnot. If he felt that he didn’t belong with anybody but Winnie. If she was somehow special, even if only to him. If she was the joyous day to his lonely night. If she was the yang to his fucking ying. If she was the lock, and he was the damned key. If she was an apple, and he was DFAAGIT grapefruit….or something. Anyway, none of that matters because he wasn’t really in love, it was just shitty show; therefor, they could have made him do whatever they wanted. So…blame the writers, Actor Man.

Oooh…I have pie! 😮

Now go visit Suzi! Go and leave her lots of comments because she has actually been updating her site and whatnot, and ’cause she’s cool like whoa…ya know? Yeeaaahh yooou dooooo. I eat pie now! Tee hee!

16 thoughts on “House of DOOM!

  1. Yeah bubba I know how you feel… your life is empty.. I know what you need!


    its the answer to all life questions and difficulties!

    #1 | Comment by WP — December 1, 2003 @ 1:14 am

  2. Give that man a hurumph!

    #2 | Comment by bligityblah — December 1, 2003 @ 2:52 am

  3. I never thought I’d say this, but I feel exactly the way bubba does.

    #3 | Comment by The Dark Superman — December 1, 2003 @ 3:30 am

  4. Job. Hobby. School in any form. Books. Friends. Pick one and call it "change".

    #4 | Comment by eve — December 1, 2003 @ 7:19 am

  5. bubba,

    No offense man, but don’t abuse your posting with inanity.

    #5 | Comment by smash — December 1, 2003 @ 8:49 am

  6. That was a post that really hit home. I feel like that everyday, too.

    #6 | Comment by Johnny Joe Joe — December 1, 2003 @ 11:07 am

  7. Wa Ha Ha Ha Ha…Dik Kok is smart men..find webpage now…you sneeky basturds is tryed to change adderess but its not tellin Dik Kok eh? Poor Dik Kok was goin to dead page. Sneeky Amerikans.

    #7 | Comment by dik kok — December 1, 2003 @ 11:26 am

  8. I thought this was going to be a "DOOM HOUSE?" reference. Meh.

    Oddly enough, I’m pretty sure no one will know what I’m talking about.

    #8 | Comment by zant — December 1, 2003 @ 11:32 am

  9. yup zant…you’re right

    #9 | Comment by bligityblah — December 1, 2003 @ 1:18 pm

  10. I can’t believe no one is making fun of him in anyway at all!!!!!!!!

    #10 | Comment by Monkey in space — December 1, 2003 @ 4:09 pm

  11. Hey Dik Kok, welcome back!

    #11 | Comment by WP — December 1, 2003 @ 5:51 pm

  12. Bubba’s life = my life.. except I can’t blame my house, I live in a palace in paradise.. and you seem *really* stressed out, I have no stress. Actually, we’re nothing alike.. HA!, what a wonderful realisation 😛 But anyway, if’n it wasn’t your house, you’d be the same and find something different to blame. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but the dog shit is identical eh ?

    #12 | Comment by Lock — December 1, 2003 @ 9:11 pm

  13. Good lord. You sound like a friend of mine that I can hardly bear to speak with sometimes. He tends to feel sorry for himself while refusing to accept that everything about his life that he’s unhappy with is totally in his control to change. An oddly self-fufilling prophecy.

    #13 | Comment by matt — December 1, 2003 @ 10:42 pm

  14. Ok. I’m New to Fubar land. I really like this page and I visit this site everyday even when I am at work. Anyway. Dude watch Springer or MAury Povich( or how ever you spell his dam name) Watch the losers on that show and take a deep breath and thank good your not some 15 year old girl who has test 30 guys to find out who that babies daddy is and she is still wrong. Or thank your lucky stars that your mom isn’t sleeping with you brother or cat or some crap like that.

    Did I just say " Thank your lucky stars"?
    God Dammit I’m a loser now.

    #14 | Comment by Shifty McNuts — December 1, 2003 @ 11:23 pm

  15. Wow, you’re funny.

    No sarcasm intended.

    #15 | Comment by ASL — December 2, 2003 @ 4:40 am

  16. Damn Bubba. That’s pretty depressing shit.

    #16 | Comment by grud — December 2, 2003 @ 4:45 am

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