HELO THAR

So Avril has a new album coming in September.

Sigh…

avril kissin winnie

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. Avril is kissing Winnie Cooper. Because being a lesbian is SO PUNK. Here’s the rest of the video…

Yeah. So that just happened.

You’re welcome, Justin.

Look who’s back!

College Humor decided to make a 3-part Dora the Explorer live-action series with Ariel Winter. Squee!

Dora: “I haven’t needed a babysitter since the third grade!”
Diego: “That was last year!”

o_O

Sara Underwood

You know you’ve arrived as an American sex symbol when you get tapped for a Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. commercial. Oh, and I guess being Playmate of the Year is also a pretty good sign.

Sara showed off her new burger spot on Attack of the Show… (skip to 1:30 if you just want the ad)

Heh…he said “pulled pork”.

p.s. The brunette in the commercial is Emily Ratajkowski, who used to be on Nickelodeon’s iCarly. And just like Sara, she’s posed nekkid.

Got Milk?

So this is the latest media controversy in the USA…

The subjects on this week’s TIME cover aren’t models in pose. Jamie Lynne Grumet, photographed by Martin Schoeller with her 3-year-old son, is a mother from Los Angeles who subscribes to attachment parenting, the subject of staff writer Kate Pickert’s cover story. Attachment parenting has been on the rise over the past two decades, since the publication of The Baby Book by Dr. Bill Sears and his wife Martha in 1992. Its three main tenets are extended breast-feeding, co-sleeping and “baby wearing,” in which infants are physically attached to their parents by slings.

what is this i don’t even

Kate Upton

Have you heard of the Cat Daddy? I hadn’t until I saw this…

O_O

FUN FACT: YouTube actually pulled this video for a couple days, even though it contains no nudity or sexual activity.