Jessica Chobot

I realize this is a little late, but I figured maybe one or two other people might be interested in what kind of costume Jessica Chobot wore for Halloween this year…

…or maybe not. *shrug*

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Chobot as a flapper.

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Chobot on the crapper.

Yep, in her own blog Jess admits to reading manga on the toilet.

Fap? >_>


Jessica Chobot you fucking noob. What the fuck are you doing playing a Nintendo Wii. Go back to playing your fucking PSP you fucking Sony whore!


What a fucking idiot.

This past Thurs I was playing Wii baseball with a friend of mine. I was losing badly and getting VERY angry. Even though I know that I don’t actually need to literally pitch in order to get the ball across the plate, I was so frustrated I did just that. With all my might. And promptly slammed my hand (and Wii controller) into my oak coffee table.

The Wii broke apart, cutting the inside of my finger (that’s right-the Wii drew first blood!) and leaving me to gasp in pain (the kind of pain that hurts so bad, you don’t even make a noise at first). I seriously thought I had broken my finger. I mean I REALLY slammed my hand. I figured it was broke (especially as it started to swell up and throb in time to my heartbeat. It was too late to go to the doctors, so I just bandaged it up as best I could, popped a few Aleve and figured I’d see if it was worth going to the DRs in the morning.

It was. Although the swelling had gone down, it still hurt pretty bad. I could kind of bend it and knew it wasn’t broken, but I figured I might as well use up those IGN bennies before the year was out and toted myself off for a few x-rays.

Turns out it wasn’t broken, just a little sprained and badly bruised.

FUCK. I was hoping it broke.

Reactions to her stupidity:

  • *LMAO!!* HaHa! She hurt herself!
  • It’s amazing that competent adults can still not follow the safety warnings that are rampant amongst the Nintendo manuals and on-screen instructions. If you had a table in the way you deserved what was coming to you.
  • She totally deserves it for being so dumb.
  • Personally, I’d like to see her get the Zelda Eye, and maybe get electrocuted while attempting to blow some more consumer electronics. Hey, I’m not being mean, in fact I’m rather forgiving. It wouldn’t hurt her half as much as her writing/”reporting” hurts my brain.
  • She should stick to doing what she knows. i.e. wearing a bikini and doing pointless interviews with game producers for games she knows nothing about because they aren’t on PS2.
  • PS: Lay off the makeup the fugly old wrinkly leathery whore.

    In case you missed it the first time, you can play the CHOBOT INVASION game here. CHOBOT MUST BE DESTROYED.