oh canada

ahhh canada. you all seemed to get a thrill ripping on bryan adams in amy’s last post so i thought i’d dedicate a whole post on my homeland. actually, i’m just really bored.

first of all i must say, please i invite you to maim, rape, & muder bryan adams. i can’t stand that man. stab celine dion as much as you want…please run over jim carey & my god get rid of avril lavigne! okay, sure we do have a few bad apples. but what country doesn’t? (three words – the olsen twins) in fact, i do believe you’ve got a few million…err…billion of them. americans are stupid. we have television shows based around americans’ stupidity. how many of you actually believe that we do indeed live in igloos? or that it snows year round in every single province? or that ontario is right beside british colombia? waiiiiit a minute, isn’t ontario in california? what?

you are all severely uninformed.

in other news, i may be canadian, i may not be an idiot, but i still do insanely stupid things. i am the girl who runs into walls…one time i decided it would be a great idea to make some kraft dinner (a canadian delicacy of course) & ended up melting the coffeemaker all over the oven. also, i blew up the microwave with my mom’s wedding gold-laced plates. i just have bad luck. perhaps you’d all get a kick out of my latest retarded antics… this is the results of a mishap with this evil appliance. i do believe i am worthy of the klutz of the year award.

pointless half assed post (i envy those who are either extremely intelligent or creative in thier writings). i didn’t sleep at all last night & i’m off to school…be kind, i’m too lazy to spell check.

That pose is so familiar…

Why is it that every female celebrity has to have at least one picture taken like this?

Jennifer Aniston

I mean, come on it’s tired already.

I say they break some new ground and stop with “all but the nipples” poses. They should have a model pose for the cover of a magazine in neck to ankle dress, with two holes cut out to show her nipples. It would be the “nothing but nipples” pose, and I think it could catch on.

I think those two particular pieces of flesh need to be destigmatized.

*edited to add*

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You got two choices. Option A: You go see this movie. Option B: I make you see this movie.

Quite possibly the funniest, best action movie i’ve seen all year. REALLY fun. I suggest you all go see it this weekend.

I saw it last night on VCD. Bought it for a grand total of US$1.17. Nyuk nyuk.

Anyhow, go see it. Trust me. It’s a really fun movie.

What Ebert and Roeper had to say about it:

  • Wildly inventive.
  • The film marks the arrival of The Rock as a good actor who could turn into something very impressive. He is very convincing.
  • Christopher Walken is brilliant.
  • Great sound effects and camera work. Excellent fighting choreography.
  • Seann William Scott shows that he can do something better than the American Pie series.
  • Walken is worth the price of admission.

And if you need any more convincing, you get to see a monkey hump The Rock’s face.

Hello boys and girls

Been taking a few risks with the site lately. Shifting focus. Trying to see what clicks. Basically trying to take it back old school really. I think Stal’s post helped out quite a lot. Seeing as to how she’s always been part of the site since 2001. With her recent reemergence, she’s brought with her some newfound life to the site along with her long missed presence. Not to say that the site was all but dead before. All you have to do is just go back about two weeks to see some excellently controversial posts from Amy and Lyndse. You know, i don’t think i say it enough but all your contributions to this site are very much appreciated. Your posts, your comments, from both the readers and posters, are pretty much what makes this site. Because it sure as hell isn’t coming from my posts. I just provide the neighborhood. And a neighborhood is nothing without a good community. So thank you all for making this site better than it should be.

Or subjectively, depending on your view of how things are right now, worse than it should ever be 😛

Speaking of 2001 and reviewing the site, i stumbled upon this post over at bears-cave.com which is essentially a review of this site… from 2001! What are the odds of that?

I’m going to reprint the post here because i think it’s a pretty good endorsement of this site as it was known back then (as badinagoodway.com). Let’s see how much things have changed since then:

What do the hit-monsters read?

I have a point to this post other than to link to two other sites, really… you just have to read awhile.

So I was messing around, trolling (in a fishing sense) through my favorite sites, and found my way over to badinagoodway. After I finished checking all the picture archives, I actually started reading the page. Contrary to the author’s claims, it’s pretty interesting stuff, or at least amusing.

Now, I don’t want to piss off anyone more than necessary, so I would say you probably don’t want to check this site out if a guy indulging in guy-things offends you. If you think the concept behind the Man Show is a crime against humanity — this is not your site. (Unless you like nicely composed colors and webpage layouts — it’s worth a peek if you’re into that.)

But, speaking directly to the Guys in the crowd, this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there — you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.

On the face of it, it’s a basic E/N (everything/nothing), male (and I cannot emphasize “male” strongly enough) twenty-something site, except it’s visually appealing (most aren’t). It’s one of the bigger E/N’s out there, raking in something like 3 to 4 thousand hits per day.

Yeah. You read that right.

Whenever I want to pop the balloon that is my ego, I remind myself that teen-cam sites and private blog pages with lots of celeb pix on them get more hits in a day than my monthly count.

But there’s this funny thing I noticed — the guy’s link list.

He doesn’t have many. Fine. Neither do I. He’s got a pretty simple system for ranking these links — if you’re on the list, you’re someone he likes, and if you get some !!!’s beside your name, then you’re someone he really likes.

Spacecheese is on the “!!!” list. Cool. Yay, Gordon. Anyway, I started to check out other people on the list…

Crap, crap, crap, hmm — interesting reading, crap, crap, interesting reading, crap.

The interesting sites were what I would call ‘typical’ blogs, pretty good ones — and they comprise the entire “!!!” list. Everything else was (forgive the review) badly arranged, poorly-written stuff with some fuzzy webcam shots (i.e.: the crap that makes me wonder why e/n sites are popular).

So, here’s my little Saturday Discovery: what do the hit-monsters really like to check out, when they are checking stuff out? Apparently, sites like Spacecheese — a place where the owner is writing about his life, and writing well.

Sometimes (once in a great while), that translates to “sites like me”. So, you get your 3000, 4000, 9000 hits a day, and then come over and find out what happened to me (or someone like me) on our piddling little blog.

I’ve thought about it. I like that.

Go check it out; it’s fun. Then go read Gordon, or Dave, or … well, even me, if you like.

It’s okay: the cool kids do it.

Sites i’d give !!!’s to if i still used that system:

So what else has changed? Apparently not much. Aside from me not using the old !!! links format, and the long gone naked celeb gallery, the site still gets about 3000 hits a day, more or less. Yesterday i got over 4000. So that aspect hasn’t really changed.

If i could, i’d put the whole gallery back up but that would probably cause this to happen again.

Anyhow, i have anticipated the fact that some of you probably won’t even read this post so here are some pictures of a (just turned) 15 year old girl in a pair of ridiculously low cut jeans.

If you click on any of these, you are a pedophile.

What’s up Libby stalkers

I got an e-mail today with some new information about Libby Hoeler:

To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: libby hoeller, alive and well
From: “mazaru monkey”
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2003 02:21:55 +0000

her birthday was a few days ago…she was at a bar in madison here’s a pic of her taken just a few days ago (the one on the right 😉 http://www.niggaswithpuppets.com/braddansamlibby.jpg

she’s apparently doing fine…and still in madison too.

You know i could probably make a whole website out of that one page. The popularity of that page knows no bounds. To this day, people are still leaving comments for that post.

Anyhow, here’s a mirrored link to that picture up there just incase it gets taken down.