I was just thinking today, having a conversation with this girl I knew way back in high school how every time I’ve been screwed over by a girl, it’s been because she kept a secret from me (or someone else) about a guy. It started with this girl that I was talking to. She started dating a guy that I didn’t like and waited for a few weeks to tell me. When she told me, I was pissed and we had a pretty big break in our friendship. Then on to a girl I dated my senior year in high school. She waited two weeks to tell me that she had necked some guy. Later that summer, I found out that she had been to a wedding shower and met this guy (who I was friends with) and neglected to tell him that she and I were dating. They’re married now. Then, this girl who I was pretty much best friends with started dating this guy over the summer took a full month to tell me she was dating him! I freaking hate it when people lie to me. And what’s worse is that this last girl made a big hoopla about how she didn’t want to ever hurt me in the way that other girl had hurt me, then she did it even worse than anyone else! Everyone should die.

So I was Neighborhoodie of the Week and I didn’t even know it. Rock on! Please go vote that I have the coolest neighborhoodie! And you can vote once daily. Rock on.

I love my goodies from neighborhoodies! Oh, how I count the ways… I love how you allow us to customize our own gear. That leaves a lot of opportunities out there for everyone to look truly awesome! I love how my gear now blatantly declares the truth. “Stacy Rocks!” I’m excited to go to class just so I can show the world!

This post is completely selfish. Oops!

I am thoroughly convinced, without a doubt in my mind, that every girl in my college has a boyfriend. At least the ones that i find attractive anyway. Not that i’m thinking of going for any one of them but it’s just something that i notice every semester. All the girls that i consider to be hot, they’re never single. I beginning to think that there’s no such thing as a single hot girl. Hell, even the girls that i find to be average (not super hot and not super ugly either, but somewhere in between yet still pretty hot and/or cute) have boyfriends. How do i know this? Well, i don’t actually go up to them and ask them, but usually at some point in the semester, they tend mention the fact that they have a boyfriend as they’re telling whatever little anecdote that they have involving said boyfriend, whenever they have something to say in class in relation to the topic being discussed at hand. I’ve yet to find a boyfriendless hot girl in any of my classes this semester.

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I’ve been slacking off on the pics lately. Been busy with school and stuff. Papers to write up, short films to shoot, haven’t really had the time to construct posts around the pictures that i would’ve posted up (hell, take a look at the last Jennifer Garner pic i posted. no words at all. but then again, like they say, a picture paints a thousand words).

Anyhow, just so you know, those Scarlett pics in the comments section of the last post, i’d been (again) sitting on them for the past two days. I gave Bligs a sneak preview last night.

22/3/04 9:46 PM
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll1.jpg
jfcoggins: oh crap
jfcoggins: we’d do it, then I’d ask her to kill me since life would be all down hill
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll2.jpg
jfcoggins: oh mamma hurt me
psykotik2k: i’m going to post that scarlett pic. yep
jfcoggins: good deal
psykotik2k: i changed my mind!
psykotik2k: maybe tomorrow

I don’t know why i held them off. Oh yeah. It was because i had homework to do (told you i’ve been busy). Of course, there’s no point in me posting them now since everybody’s already seen them. Oh well!

Speaking of sitting on pics…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Some HQ pics of Christina Aguilerra
From: “Nick testje”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 22:27:18 +0100

best regards,
Nickhasitall
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…i could’ve posted these up 2 days ago too! But alas, i’m not a Christina Aguairaielaaiaa fan. So you’ll probably never see me posting up pics of her on this site. Unless if she’s like, totally naked or something.

Nude celebrities = interesting

Stupid naked teen internet models/plain jane vanilla porn links that all of you keep posting links to in the comments = zzzzzzzzzz

See, i like my porn to have some semblance of a story behind it. Backstory, circumstance, history, controversy, whatever. Just something to make it interesting.

The difference between nude celebs and internet porn is that internet porn is easy to get. Nude celebs, much harder. Therefore much more satisfying.

But that’s just me.

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To: “‘psykotik@gmail.com'”
Subject: from embus
From: Embus
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:12:53 -0800

-embus
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Avril, naturally
From: “Marley .”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:45:50 -0800 (PST)

Marley
marleysghost.net
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Aaaaahh! Okay not exactly the best she can look me thinks. She needs to gain a little more weight. Getting a little too skinny there. Skinny chicks don’t do it for me. But hey, it’s Avril. So i’d still do her anyway.

Alright, i’m curious.

Just wondering.

Anyway, i promise not to sit on pics anymore. Or at least i’ll try not to. Hee.

UPDATE:

Bad news.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Scarlett Johansson
From: John Bravino
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:12:23 -0800 (PST)
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Hey Man… know ure a scarlett fan as of late but didn’t know if you read this

Scarlett won a BAFTA award for her performance in Lost in Translation, in which she played a newlywed who meets a retired film star. In the movie, she showed off her bottom in a pair of see-through knickers. But she said she was nervous about the scene. Director Sofia Coppola eventually had to put on the transparent underwear herself to show Scarlett it would not look too explicit. The actress told the Sunday Telegraph: “In the end, I did it and I’m pleased – even though it didn’t make me look like a very respectable girl.”
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=(

.. i don’t know if anybody really wants to see this, but i’ve got a picture of Janet Jackson’s VAGINA.

You may have already seen the paparazzi pics of her sunbathing that surfaced a coupla weeks ago, but probably not from this angle.

So i was sitting on the bus on the way back from class and then this chick sits down in the empty seat in front of me. Didn’t really get a good look at her face or anything but i did notice that she had this thing slung around her neck. You know, that thing that can hold a backstage pass or a cell phone or your college ID kinda thing. Whatever the fuck it’s called. Anyhow, i noticed that the thing had words on it.

It read: BOYS ARE STUPID. THROW ROCKS AT THEM!

Cute. Anyway, it wasn’t the first time i’d seen that phrase. I remember seeing it on some other chicks bag or something. Or maybe on a shirt or a button.

I figured i’d type the phrase into google and see what happens. Anyhow, i ended up on this site and i discovered there was this whole controversy surrounding said phrase and the clothing line it was originally featured on. There are a bunch of links to other news stories about the whole controversy. Pretty interesting reading.

Oh and speaking of controversy…

Mr. Bligs showed me this article the other day. Hehe. It’s been a while since we last heard from Avril. Check it out:

Are you tired of such been-there, done-that femme feuds as Christina vs. Britney, Pink vs. Christina, and Christina vs. Kelly? Well, the latest would-be pop diva rivalry smells a lot like tween spirit. Self-styled rock rebel Avril Lavigne, 19, is taking aim at squeaky clean Hilary Duff, 16, who allegedly said last September that Avril was “mean-spirited” towards admirers emulating her necktie-and-tank-top style.

“I read that I was supposedly mad at my fans for dressing like me,” Avril gripes to Newsweek (yes, Newsweek). “They quoted Hilary Duff as saying, ‘Avril needs to appreciate her fans more and blah, blah, blah.’ I’m like, excuse me? First off, it’s not even true. I never said that. And second, who the hell cares what she has to say about my fans? Whatever. Hilary Duff’s such a goody-goody, such a mommy’s girl.”

The “Complicated” pseudo punker, who’s out promoting “Under My Skin,” the follow-up to her blockbuster debut, “Let Go,” admits she’s never met the “Lizzie Maguire” starlet, who is currently feuding with fellow teen queen Lindsay Lohan (the bad blood began after both dated non-threatening pop pin-up Aaron Carter).

“But I’m sure she’s really nice and really sweet,” Lavigne sarcastically tells the magazine. “I’m sure she’s all smiles.” So far, the goody-goody mommy’s girl, er, Hilary, hasn’t responded to Avril’s jibes, most likely because she’s been working overtime stumping for her new fashion line, Stuff by Hilary Duff, which can be found at Target and the Canadian retailer HBC.

“I don’t dress for boys. I dress to feel cool and confident,” Hilary tells the Toronto Star. “Looking good and being trendy shouldn’t mean showing a lot of skin, either.” Coincidentally (we think), one of the items found in Duff’s line is a tank top with a picture of necktie on it.

Avril kicks ass. Can’t wait for her next album! I’m with you Avril! I’m with youuuu!

Avril Lavigne. She invented punk you know.

Speaking of Avril, Jesus (yes, Jesus) posted this up in the comments of the Jennifer Garner nipple post:

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Justin. I read this in the Rant and Rave section in today’s Criagslist NYC. You probably dont check the msg board at this point but this girl says that she looks like Avril Lavigne (your favorite slut). Email her and try to get her picture and post it here. Transcript:

fuck that avril beatch!
Reply to: anon-26765867@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-03-18, 1:30PM EST
fuck avril levign or how ever the fuck you spell her name! I am sick of ppl telling me I look like her !!!!!!!!!!I dont’t fucking look like her!! I dont cake on eyemake up and I’m not 16 I’m 22 soon to be 23 for gods sake!!! fuck that little bitch she’s ruined my life!!

Her email is at:
anon-26765867@craigslist.org
it’s an anonymous email address CL uses to protect all posters, so email away! good luck.
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I once posted about an Avril lookalike who e-mailed me (with pics!). I’m gonna e-mail this other chick and see if i can get her to send a pic or something. Good luck to me!

And speaking of e-mail:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: interesting…
From: “Bryan Harris”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:37:31 -0800

So I’m watching SportsCenter last night and they made a point to mention that Andy Roddick and Mandy Moore are no longer an item. Seems kind of coincidental that this would happen not long after you revealed that pic of him checking the firmness of her melons, eh?
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Poor Roddick =(

I guess i don’t want to be him anymore..

Anyhow, i leave you with this e-mail:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: New Hi-Res Scarlett Pics
From: “Justin Gaynor”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:22:19 -0000

http://www.justingaynor.com/scarlett/
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HOTTT (with three t’s)

I actually haven’t seen any of these pics so they’re new to me. Damn, Scarlett’s got like, the most perfectest breasts evarrr. I want to touch.

Somebody should invent a 3D computer screen. Make those puppies pop out of the screen. Or make some holographic projector thingy like in The Sixth Day or Minority Report. Imagine the possibilities!

UPDATE:

Sweet! I got a response from the supposed Avril lookalike. Judge for yourselves:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: RE: your avril post
From: “Nina Palucci”
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 16:06:13 +0000

if you want to see me go to www.thecorpse.com i should be on the main page and there is a nina fan club to somewhere in the thecorpse archives with a ton of pics of me….like i said I DON’t LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER so I don’t understand why ppl say i do you will see to… I don’t look like her but I have had at least 10 ppl tell me so
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What do you guys think? (try to ignore her nipple and actually look at her face)

UPDATE:

Proof that i scooped most other bigger sites with my Jennifer Garner nipple post (posted on the 16th).

Note the dates on these other sites:

From whatevs.org –

Posted on the 18th. Link also points to my hosted file.

From fleshbot.com –

Posted on the 18th. After whatevs.org posted his link. After i posted mine! A winnar is fubar!

ps: whatevs.org also got his mandy moore grabbed pic from me (note the identical filenames). mine posted on the 11th, his on the 16th. heahehhahehahehaheheaha. okay, enough gloating.

Just finished watching the encore presentation of Wonderfalls on FOX. I missed the premiere last week, mostly because i wasn’t all that interested in it, the promo ads didn’t really grab me but i’m glad i caught it today. That show is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud a coupla times. No. A lot of times. And i think i’m falling in love with Caroline Dhavernas, the chick that plays the lead character on the show. I dunno, there’s something a little off about her but it’s the kind of off that strangely makes her hot? It’s like, sometimes she doesn’t seem hot but then at other times, she is? But anyway, the show is hilarious and i think Caroline is hott (with two t’s).

There aren’t that many pics of her online (yet) but you can check her out over at the Wonderfalls official site and on this FOX page too.

I think it’s her eyes.

I’m watching this show again tomorrow. Hott!